Here’s a fun little bit of gossip that TMZ recently uncovered … in order to be a backup dancer or singer for Britney Spears, there’s a clause in the contract that states, “Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances.” Because we all know what happens when BritBrit gets high or drunk, girlfriend gets wild! I guess it’s nice to see her camp trying to protect her but drugs and alcohol are pretty much around every corner, so let’s just hope she keeps herself on the straight and narrow, I definitely don’t want to see her shaving her head or getting violent with an umbrella again (my gosh, do you remember those crazy ass pictures?!)

Working for Britney Spears is like owning a Gremlin, they both come with a set of instructions — the biggest one … keep Britney away from drugs and alcohol! TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers were required to sign before working on her latest music video. It specifically states, “Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances.” The NDA even goes on to say that the dancers can be subjected to drug testing at any time and can be fired for failing a test or even refusing to take one. With Britney comes much responsibility. SOURCE

PHOTO: Day 1 of the #TTWE Videoshoot. Just wrapped my first big dance number. Taking a well deserved break people! http://twitpic.com/4aitsi -Brit SOURCE

Remember back in the early aughts (or whatever you call years the new millennium) when Britney Spears‘ vagina used to be like this beautiful, mythical creature that no one ever thought they would witness? And then they actually did and everyone was all like “Meh”? Well, prepare for more ambivalence, because apparently Britney has more pics floating around out there, and they’re all on the cellphone of her ex-bodyguard she sent them to in exchange for a can of Fanta plus a bag of Cheetos!

Pop star Britney Spears‘ ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores, who is suing the singer for sexual harassment, claims the Toxic singer sent him racy, nude self-pictures from her cell phone in an attempt to seduce him, according to a new report in the London Sun, RadarOnline.com has learned. “They are really explicit images that will likely shock and disgust the majority of her fans,” a pal of Flores, 29, told the paper. “Fernando can prove the pictures were taken on her cellphone and sent to his mobile. SOURCE

No, actually, this totally sounds like something BritBrit would do. Hell, this is probably the most sensible thing she’s ever done. Getting all the free drinks you can want and all you have to do is flash the goods a little? Why the hell didn’t you just say so! It’s almost like having someone else’s credit card between your legs!