pop nosh: who’s nailin’ paylin?

† hustler has a new video out – who’s nailin’ paylin? adventures of a hockey MILF! hollywood tuna

† heidi montag’s crappy ass clothing line heidiwood is being discontinued! webster’s is my bitch

† madonna’s soon to be ex-hubby guy ritchie is busy having sexy time w/ actress kelly reilly dlisted

† britney spears will be performing on GMA on her birthday december 2nd! i’m not obsessed

† the ‘dancing w/ the stars’ curse continues – could cloris be behind it all?!? a socialite’s life

† jennifer aniston’s slight belly bump is fueling new pregnancy rumors… cele|bitchy

† …but her publicist is denying she’s pregnant w/ john mayer’s baby! in case you didn’t know

† miss teen louisiana has been stripped of her crown over a bunch of weed celebslam

† rihanna’s new ‘rehab’ video featuring justin timberlake is going to be super hot! popsugar

† how many pounds did beyonce have to pack on to play the legendary etta james? celebwarship

† katherine heigl and her adorable hubby are planning to adopt soon! celebrity baby scoop

† another installment of advertisements that work (#65) punk rock pizza! agent bedhead

† harriet carter wants to keep your private areas well ventilated & cool i’m bringing blogging back

† san francisco wants to stop busting on hookers & prostitutes to save some money! college candy

† angelina jolie – nipples – ass – and breastfeeding pictures from W magazine! egotastic

† the teenager who hacked into miley cyrus’ email is now under FBI investigation! popeater

† this new reality show ‘live like you’re dying’ sounds totally creepy to me seriously? omg! wtf?

† halloween costume suggestion time! why not be george clooney circa 1990? candy kirby

† halle berry is a lady who knows what she likes & takes her orgasms very seriously LA rag mag

† would you feel comfortable swimming in a pool where someone just died?!? celebrity smack

† george clooney and krista allen can’t seem to stay away from each other… yeeeah!

BONUS LINK seven vegetables that look like other things besides vegetables! best week ever