pop nosh: scary plastic surgery faces!

† the top ten celebrities who look like they’re wearing halloween masks all the time! celebslam

† jessica simpson is heading straight to DVD (again) as ‘private valentine’ celebwarship

† miley cyrus’ parents are using the cautionary tale of jamie lynn spears webster’s is my bitch

† mariah carey proves she’s a diva with not one but two halloween costumes! the blemish

† pete wentz is on standby – ashlee simpson is very pregnant and ready to pop! a socialite’s life

† get your fill of more pictures from the most elegant wedding of the year… dlisted

† michael jackson won’t be touring with the jackson 5 (since he’s SO busy…) cele|bitchy

† madonna & alex rodriguez spent some time together at jerry seinfeld’s house i’m not obsessed

† pick up the phone – it might be sarah jessica parker calling for barack! in case you didn’t know

† courtney cox-arquette is making a move from MILF city to cougar town! candy kirby

† heidi montag played a sexy cop – taking spencer pratt as her prison bitch! popsugar

† the top ten horror flicks that have truly done the spooky deed! agent bedhead

† the women of ‘the view’ dressed up as their favorite presidents! seriously? omg! wtf?

† costumes neither presidential candidate should wear while trick or treating! the fug

† the top ten celebrities who don’t need a need a mask this halloween celebrity smack

† kim kardashian is no wonder woman! egotastic

† katie holmes and daughter suri wore matching orange dresses celebrity baby scoop

† another picture of miley cyrus showing off her teen cleavage has hit the net allie is wired

† jessica alba’s body is back but girlfriend’s new bangs look like ass… lainey gossip

† is that a hickey or a curling iron burn on cutie pie zac efron’s neck? you decide! LA rag mag

† ‘grampires’ look a little long in the tooth but they still have bite… urlesque

BONUS HELP ten last-minute halloween costume ideas you can assemble NOW! college candy