pop nosh: OJ simpson is guilty!

† OJ simpson is guilty of murder (oops…i meant robbery) and should serve life in prison celebslam

† why would miley cyrus celebrate her sweet sixteen at disneyland seven weeks early? mollygood

† linda hogan was given a ticket for speeding while heading to jail… webster’s is my bitch

† kim kardashian took to her blog and again denied ever having plastic surgery kim kardashian

† oh no – scientologists are trying to make their move on amy winehouse! candy kirby

† johnny depp will soon become the highest paid actor of all-time i’m not obsessed

† angelina jolie showed off her new latitude & longitude birth location tattoos a socialite’s life

† minnie driver posted a pic of her newborn son henry (no word yet on who daddy is) celebwarship

† i’m ashamed to admit i missed the chihuahua movie this weekend – i’ll see it soon! dlisted

† britney spears is selling her house because some psychic told her to cele|bitchy

† actress eva mendes on band-aids as fashion: i hate all forms of deception… goldenfiddle

† victoria beckham was trying to build a bear with her boys in 6″ stiletto heels! lainey gossip

† mario lopez celebrated his 35th b-day by getting freaky w/ some blonde in case you didn’t know

† ugh – i’d rather live & die in mexico than send perez hilton a check for $87,000! celebrity smack

† who’s the new boy in blake lively’s ‘gossip girl’ world? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† cutie pete wentz took a very pregnant ashlee simpson to see ‘wicked’ seriously? omg! wtf?

† salma hayek nipple slip on german TV! egotastic

† oh my word – suri cruise is a totally adorable little pigtailed princess! celebrity baby scoop

† george romero cannot seem to stop making movies about zombies… agent bedhead

† VP hopeful sarah palin is itching to have a ‘saturday night live’ cameo of her own defamer

† what does amy ‘train wreck’ winehouse have in common with michael jackson? yeeeah!

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