pop nosh: meet the 105 year old virgin!

† meet dear old clara meadmore – the world’s oldest virgin at the ripe age of 105! dlisted

† one time mess britney spears doesn’t know what the hell she was thinking… yeeeah!

† hugh hefner’s new twin girlfriends karissa and kristina take oh so lovely mugshots celebslam

† national enquirer is still insisting jamie lynn spears is pregnant again! a socialite’s life

† angelina jolie is revealing how brad pitt changed her life in W magazine popsugar

† suri cruise is already shopping at the finest stores around like hermes in case you didn’t know

† whatever you do – please don’t dare compare eva mendes to jennifer lopez i’m not obsessed

† is lindsay lohan’s overspending causing friction with samantha ronson? cele|bitchy

† zac efron is way gorgeous – but will he ever be taken seriously as an actor? mikey mars

† nobody really wants to hang out w/ avril lavigne – even her husband! webster’s is my bitch

† cheryl burke is all upset because people are talking about her 5lb weight gain scandalist

† the top ten remakes that don’t actually suck of great songs! agent bedhead

† possible names for the sitcom paris hilton is working on w/ ryan seacrest candy kirby

† remember that alien mini-series ‘V’? ABC is looking to reinvent it – ugh! seriously? omg! wtf?

† gisele bündchen was shooting a music video in los angeles (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† SNL’s andy samberg does mark wahlberg better than mark wahlberg! celebrity smack

† these charlize theron bikini pictures are ass! egotastic

† last night on ‘ugly betty’ – hottie eddie cibrian was almost naked! oh la la

† sorry governor sarah palin, but real women DO NOT hunt moose! pretty on the outside

† just when you thought sex tapes couldn’t any worse after verne ‘mini-me’ troyer… gabby babble

† lauren conrad blew $115,000 on a brand new silver audi (site NSFW) i don’t want your life

BONUS LINK 20 songs to help you get through these tough economic times! best week ever