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Wednesday October 15 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† it's official - madonna & guy ritchie are divorcing after 8 years of marriage webster's is my bitch † janet jackson will soon be back on tour and her mystery illness has been revealed... cele\|bitchy † yup - it looks like the holmesbot is still morphing into tom cruise's clone! agent bedhead † lauren conrad and heidi montag were totally bound to be friends once again i'm not obsessed † adorably cute suri cruise sounds like the loneliest little girl in the entire world celebslam † demi moore is going to direct her daughter rumer in a short film in case you didn't know † aubrey o'day and d. woods are no longer part of diddy's girl group 'danity kane' dlisted † britney spears was looking all bubbly with a starbucks frappuccino in hand! popsugar † are you watching 'true blood' on HBO? thankfully it got renewed for a 2nd season! LA rag mag † jessica simpson wants to have six children (like brad and angelina...) celebrity baby scoop † madonna could lose up to $300 million in a divorce settlement (there was no prenup!) yeeeah!

the power of goodbye madonna	beautiful dirty rich lady gaga
† show your sister how much she means w/ a gift from harriet carter i'm bringing blogging back † justin timberlake took his dick out of the box long enough to put a vote in the box popeater † courteney cox arquette and demi moore could totally be sisters seriously? omg! wtf? † classy lady shauna sands is prepared to star in a gladiator sequel! candy kirby † DJ AM will be spinning for jay-z at hollywood's newly renovated palladium! celebrity smack † these 48 people are all newlyweds but they all could be single come november 4th! oh la la † heidi montag fulfills everyone's fantasy - by chopping off spencer pratt's head a socialite's life † audrina patridge topless skinny dipping on 'the hills'! egotastic † laguna beach alum kristin cavallari is still hanging onto those 15 minutes of fame the blemish † messy actress kirsten dunst was snapped looking a model of true health... celebwarship BONUS LINK do you prefer your nonpartisan nippples in red, white, or blue? cityrag

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MICKEY ROURKE IS 'THE WRESTLER'
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! oh i love a good comeback and so does hollywood - actor mickey rourke at age 56 might be on the brink of one - his new flick the wrestler (directed by the incredible darren aronofsky) has oscar buzz written all over it - how wild would it
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Thursday November 20 2008 @ 12:55PM
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SWEET APOLOGIZE - MASHUP!
Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh my word - this week has seriously flown by - it's already time for the latest mashup selection from dj paul v. - i love his choice this week - which takes one of my favorite songs ever - 'sweet dreams (are made of this)' - and
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS INTO PORNOGRAPHY?!?
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 8:50PM
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good evening! now that i've had a couple of days to listen to britney spears new album circus (which leaked on the internet a few weeks before it's official release on december 2nd) i've decided overall it's quite decent but it does not top her last album blackout which is
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Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:55PM
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IT'S ALL-OUT WAR BETWEEN BRANGELINA - AND JEN!
Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 6:00AM
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Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:10AM
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before i go to bed - i had to post this picture of amy winehouse taken tonight in london - she looks like a fucked up vampire (with badly stained teeth) perhaps she's heading to a screening of twilight? (although druggies don't usually go to the movies) i seriously fear
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ROSIE O'DONNELL IS ABOUT TO GO LIVE!
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 8:45PM
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Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 12:55PM
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AMY WINEHOUSE TOOK HER HIVE FOR A WALK
Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 7:38AM
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good morning! i haven't done a full post on amy winehouse since september 26th - which actually might be a record for me - that's almost two months ago - yet sadly little has changed for ms. winehouse since then - she's still looking like a total druggie train wreck!
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Monday November 17 2008 @ 7:50PM
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good evening! before i settle into tonight's new episode of gossip girl - i simply couldn't resist posting some pictures of brad pitt and angelina jolie taken tonight in london - outside a private screening of her latest flick changeling (which i still haven't seen - shame on me -
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Monday November 17 2008 @ 3:09PM
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Monday November 17 2008 @ 12:55PM
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LET'S JUST DO IT
Monday November 17 2008 @ 8:15AM
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good morning! oh i still miss lisa 'left eye' lopes so much - the supa fly rap queen of tlc who tragically passed away at the age of 30 in a car accident back in april of 2002 - i'll never forget the day i heard the sad news -
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Sunday November 16 2008 @ 8:35PM
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hmmm...chris klein used to be pretty freakin' hot but this picture taken of him today over in santa monica (at ps arts 'express yourself 2008') tells an entirely different story - his hair looks like its getting ready for comb over mode at age 29! besides those american pie movies
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Sunday November 16 2008 @ 12:36AM
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Saturday November 15 2008 @ 7:16PM
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Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:48PM
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Friday November 14 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† oh amy winehouse - i guess we can always count on her to feel better about ourselves dlisted † say it ain't so! angelina jolie is getting ready to fade out of the hollywood spotlight the blemish † more on paula godspeed's creepy (and sad) infatuation with paula
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OH MY GOSH - I LOVE GRACE JONES!
Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:04AM
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good morning y'all & happy friday! so right now i'm on this huge grace jones kick right now (join her on myspace) girlfriend just released her first album in nineteen years called hurricane - i picked up the import version earlier this week (i'm not sure if it will get
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I'M OFF TO SEE ALANIS MORISSETTE!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 7:45PM
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update! oh my word! i knew alanis would be awesome but i kinda felt like it might be a show one might see at a local starbucks - but i was so very wrong - she kicked ass and totally rocked out...holy fuck! she's the bomb - i loved it
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POP NOSH: NEVERLAND RANCH'S NEW SIGN: SOLD!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† memories are all michael jackson has left of neverland ranch! webster's is my bitch † samantha ronson is trying to keep her girlfriend lindsay lohan away from the boys... celebslam † anne hathaway's ex-boyfriend convict raffaello follieri isn't having any fun in prison dlisted † jennifer aniston was
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ROXANNE SHOULD BE DANCING - MASHUP!
Thursday November 13 2008 @ 8:10AM
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good morning boys & girls! here's the latest 'mashup of the week' selection from my pal dj paul v. - which takes one of my favorite songs ever - roxanne by the police - and gives it a whole different spin by mashing it up with the disco grooves of
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Wednesday November 12 2008 @ 8:15PM
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Wednesday November 12 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i love britney too but this new promo pic is airbrushed & retouched to the max a socialite's life † hello creepy - a crazed paula abdul stalker fan was found dead outside paula's house! cele|bitchy † did religious nutjob stephen baldwin really get a 'hannah montana' tattoo?
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