pop nosh: madonna & guy are divorcing!

† it’s official – madonna & guy ritchie are divorcing after 8 years of marriage webster’s is my bitch

† janet jackson will soon be back on tour and her mystery illness has been revealed… cele|bitchy

† yup – it looks like the holmesbot is still morphing into tom cruise’s clone! agent bedhead

† lauren conrad and heidi montag were totally bound to be friends once again i’m not obsessed

† adorably cute suri cruise sounds like the loneliest little girl in the entire world celebslam

† demi moore is going to direct her daughter rumer in a short film in case you didn’t know

† aubrey o’day and d. woods are no longer part of diddy’s girl group ‘danity kane’ dlisted

† britney spears was looking all bubbly with a starbucks frappuccino in hand! popsugar

† are you watching ‘true blood’ on HBO? thankfully it got renewed for a 2nd season! LA rag mag

† jessica simpson wants to have six children (like brad and angelina…) celebrity baby scoop

† madonna could lose up to $300 million in a divorce settlement (there was no prenup!) yeeeah!

† show your sister how much she means w/ a gift from harriet carter i’m bringing blogging back

† justin timberlake took his dick out of the box long enough to put a vote in the box popeater

† courteney cox arquette and demi moore could totally be sisters seriously? omg! wtf?

† classy lady shauna sands is prepared to star in a gladiator sequel! candy kirby

† DJ AM will be spinning for jay-z at hollywood’s newly renovated palladium! celebrity smack

† these 48 people are all newlyweds but they all could be single come november 4th! oh la la

† heidi montag fulfills everyone’s fantasy – by chopping off spencer pratt’s head a socialite’s life

† audrina patridge topless skinny dipping on ‘the hills’! egotastic

† laguna beach alum kristin cavallari is still hanging onto those 15 minutes of fame the blemish

† messy actress kirsten dunst was snapped looking a model of true health… celebwarship

BONUS LINK do you prefer your nonpartisan nippples in red, white, or blue? cityrag