pop nosh: lindsay lohan’s dad is sorry…

† michael lohan has a lot to be sorry about – first up those comments about samantha cele|bitchy

† amy winehouse is in the hospital for tests but she should be in rehab! dlisted

† michael jackson can go on tour but does anybody actually want to see him live? celebslam

† at least guy ritchie won’t have to schedule his sexy times anymore… webster’s is my bitch

† paris hilton and benji madden cannot be apart for more than five days i’m not obsessed

† jennifer aniston is a busy lady – she’s back to hanging w/ gerard butler popsugar

† amy poehler gave birth over the weekend to a baby boy – archie arnett! in case you didn’t know

† oh my word – actress naomi watts is totally ready to pop – she’s huge! celebrity baby scoop

† even though pink isn’t gay – she doesn’t mind if people thinks she is! yeeeah!

† hulk hogan talked about his son nick’s recent release from prison celebrity smack

† very sads new to report – jennifer hudson’s 7-year old nephew is dead a socialite’s life

† nicole richie’s breasts are bigger than ever – BFF paris hilton must be jealous! hollywood tuna

† 90210′s annalynne mccord is totally vying for the lead role in ‘showgirls 2′ candy kirby

† i do love collectibles but i think i’ll pass on these new celebrity trading cards agent bedhead

† traci bingham tried to make taking out the trash sexy (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† it’s a battle of the big noses: matt lauer vs. tom cruise! seriously? omg! wtf?

† melanie brown’s cleavage is a wonder of science! egotastic

† lindsay lohan is totally ready to date a guy (once she’s over sam ronson) pop on the pop

† U2′s bono looks like he was having fun with these bikini clad 19-year old girls… the blemish

† alex rodriguez, michael phelps, tony hawk, & kobe byrant are touring w/ ‘guitar hero’ oh la la

† mischa barton wasn’t trying to hide the marijuana she brought to the club… celebwarship

BONUS ART if there was a plastic surgery fairy – what might she look like? pretty on the outside