pop nosh: joe the plumber…country star?!?

† ‘joe the plumber’ has hired three ‘managers’ to help extend his 15 minutes of fame! dlisted

† cougar linda hogan is still robbing the cradle by bedding her 19-year old boytoy charlie celebslam

† katie price aka ‘jordan’ is hawking a new line of pink hair dryers and curling irons yeeeah!

† michael jackson’s kids already have their masks for halloween on! celebrity baby scoop

† somebody should take katie holmes to the spa for a day of beauty… webster’s is my bitch

† ashley olsen wants bigger boobs but twin sister mary-kate is saying no way jose agent bedhead

† paris hilton is insisting that she’s totally healthy and not too thin… in case you didn’t know

† nick hogan is going to pretend to be a man with a conscience for halloween candy kirby

† oh my gosh it sounds like madonna actually shed a few tears over her divorce LA rag mag

† lindsay lohan and gal pal samantha ronson were riding the NYC subway together popsugar

† miley cyrus’ boyfriend and underwear model justin gaston needs a new agent a socialite’s life

† i bet beyonce’s hubby jay-z loves how flexible his wife can be… i’m not obsessed

† there was windy drama on the set of ‘gossip girl’ with an unruly umbrella seriously? omg! wtf?

† alec baldwin has a new nickname for VP nominee sarah palin – bible spice! cele|bitchy

† behind the scenes of heidi klum’s ‘got milk?’ photo shoot (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† annoying singer katy perry dressed up like a boy (and nobody liked it!) hollywood tuna

† hilary duff wants you to reach out and touch her! egotastic

† mark ronson got totally buzzed after eating some brownies while at p. diddy’s celebrity smack

† eccentric music producer phil spector’s murder court case is starting up again… popeater

† shady politician john edwards’ wife elizabeth was spotted without her wedding ring! gawker

† jermaine jackson said jackson 5 will be reuniting and going on tour! hot momma gossip

BONUS LINK the twenty-five best halloween costumes worn by celebrities! cityrag