pop nosh: heidi montag – pregnant?!?

† heidi montag is either really knocked up or she’s pulling a publicity stunt of some kind cele|bitchy

† supposedly samantha ronson asked lindsay lohan for her hand in marriage! celebslam

† angelina jolie is already sharing her love of knives with son maddox webster’s is my bitch

† oh no – why would jennifer aniston get cozy with crooner john mayer again? a socialite’s life

† gerard butler was spotted getting friendly w/ travis barker’s ex shanna moakler popsugar

† two of david & victoria beckham’s staff members were arrested for theft! i’m not obsessed

† madonna showed up to her film premiere last night with pistol heels (literally!) the blemish

† christina aguilera is getting her sexy back on in citizen K magazine in case you didn’t know

† fashion maven karl lagerfeld is all ready to do chanel up in vermont! omg blog

† i’ve was just wondering when scissor sisters would be back w/ new material! arjan writes

† britney spears just signed a huge deal for her 2009 comeback tour! celebwarship

† oh my gosh – did ‘marcia brady’ really have sex with michael jackson?!? agent bedhead

† it’s the battle of the badly crimped hair: lindsay lohan vs madonna! seriously? omg! wtf?

† does beatle ringo starr even get that much fan mail to complain about? candy kirby

† hugh hefner’s ex holly madison was bowling for boobies and a good cause! hollywood tuna

† nobdoy ever said that tara reid was the sharpest crayon in the box… celebrity smack

† sarah palin is a porn star (sorta) egotastic

† cutie pie penn badgley was tied up and undressed on last night’s ‘gossip girl’ oh la la

† lisa marie presley came up with names for her twins – finley & harper lockwood bitten & bound

† country singer kenny rogers totally regrets resorting to plastic surgery… gabby babble

† this is the worst news i’ve heard all week – no more mother’s cookies! dlisted

BONUS BATTLE which baby daddy is hotter: casey aldridge or levi johnston? college candy