pop nosh: heather locklear was set up!

† we need to find out if the heather locklear stalker lady is friends w/ denise richards cele|bitchy

† why would sharon stone want to inject her son’s feet with botox?!? webster’s is my bitch

† kim kardashian won’t be shaking her big ass anymore on ‘dancing with the stars’ LA rag mag

† jennifer aniston recently picked up not one but two tanning beds for her home a socialite’s life

† cutie pie leonardo dicarprio is lucky, optimistic, and looking toward marriage popsugar

† jessica simpson’s performance of ‘angels’ last night on DWTS was a total train wreck dlisted

† angelina jolie will be hitting the red carpet in new york city next friday! i’m not obsessed

† sienna miller received and apology and some money from a UK newspaper yeeeah!

† britney spears plans to tour the world with her brand new album ‘circus’ next year celebslam

† the most touching celebrity struggle of the day: chace crawford and his gayface candy kirby

† what’s going on with beyonce’s upcoming new album due out in november? bossip

† one of the amazing race contestants took some naked pics of himself (link NSFW) oh la la

† lancome went way overboard when they photoshopped hottie clive owen agent bedhead

† what products is harriet carter hawking this week in her catalog? i’m bringing blogging back

† russell crowe used to be a little sexy – not anymore – he’s fugly! in case you didn’t know

† google is taking us back to 2001 for their 10th anniversary… college candy

† justin timberlake was spotted giving jessica biel a piggyback ride seriously? omg! wtf?

† more audrina patridge bikini pictures – now with side boob! egotastic

† i’m so bummed that the ‘junior senior’ boys have decided to go their separate ways popnography

† rumors are suggesting jessica simpson & tony romo could have a winter wedding allie is wired

† check out the finalists for best magazine cover of 2008 celebwarship

BONUS LINK i swear this picture of a baby deer is the cutest thing i’ve seen all week buzzfeed