\n† i know jennifer lopez had twins recently but she should maybe cover herself up l.a. rag mag
\n† george michael was busted again in a public bathroom - this time for drug posession oh la la
\n† there's a federal porn investigation centered around britney spears' sister jamie lynn celebslam
\n† jessica alba shows off her amazing post-baby bikini body at the beach down in cabo popsugar
\n† sandra bernhard issued a tough warning to VP nominee sarah palin... in case you didn't know
\n† suri cruise was looking totally adorable at the build-a-bear workshop! seriously? omg! wtf?
\n† now you can look at david beckham striking sexy poses each month of the year i'm not obsessed
\n† heidi montag is still celebrating her birthday which was actually last week a socialite's life
\n† shanna moakler rushed to ex-hubby travis barker's side after that awful plane crash celebwarship
\n† cynthia nixon brought her girlfriend 'rojo caliente' to the emmy awards last night... dlisted
\n† there's business drama going on between sisters mary-kate & ashley olsen the blemish\n

\n\n† today's deep thought is provided by: halle berry's baby girl nahla aubry candy kirby
\n† i think michael lohan should look in the mirror before calling anybody 'hideous' cele|bitchy
\n† drunk pictures of kate moss never seem to get old (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
\n† it would be blasphemy for miley cyrus to play a young 'carrie bradshaw'! webster's is my bitch
\n† 60th annual emmy awards mega picture post! egotastic
\n† a kiss on the head from tom cruise stings like a migraine (site NSFW) i don't want your life
\n† matt mcconaughey's new flick 'surfer dude' sounds like a total washed up dud agent bedhead
\n† twins are invading hollywood - now jenna jameson is expecting a set! celebrity baby scoop
\n† last night's emmy telecast hit scored an all-time low in the ratings... mollygood
\n† omg - these two gay male porn stars look just like ellen degeneres (link NSFW) omg blog
\nBONUS LINK gosh i miss seeing joan & melissa rivers on the red carpet! my hollywood\n