† britney spears put a wig on (not pink - phew!) to shoot her new 'womanizer' video popsugar
† vanessa minnillo wants to win an oscar someday (she's so delusional) webster's is my bitch
† the entire jolie-pitt clan is leaving france behind and heading for berlin a socialite's life
† lynne spears thinks her daughter jamie lynn was treated differently than bristol palin celebslam
† i do like david blaine but that whole 'dive of death' last night was terribly lame! dlisted
† these dolls of angelina jolie and daniel craig are a bit on the creepy side... oh la la
† natalie portman is done w/ dating her hippie/folk rocker boyfriend davendra barnhart ninja dude
† oh so sexy patrick dempsey totally doesn't mind when his wife spanks his ass i'm not obsessed
† so who was the very first person to know that clay aiken was actually gay? cele|bitchy
† note to designers: don't lend dresses to amy winehouse unless you want puke on 'em! yeeeah!
† listening to perez hilton's new shitty song 'the clap' is hazardous to your health best week ever

† take another stroll down memory lane with harriet carter! i'm bringing blogging back
† i'm a little scared of clowns - and the thought of naked clowns makes me freak! agent bedhead
† duane 'dog' chapman and his wife beth took the opportunity to their prom pic on candy kirby
† if i was aubrey o'day's little dog - i would totally try to run away from her! hollywood tuna
† jessica simpson got involved with beer - now kid rock is in on the action college candy
† the jessica alba bikini pictures just keep getting better! egotastic
† johnny depp has signed on to play 'jack sparrow' for a fourth time! in case you didn't know
† are britney spears and kevin federline really in couples counseling?!? allie is wired
† i'm so excited for the third season premiere of 'ugly betty' tonight! seriously? omg! wtf?
† katie price aka jordan has her name on just about everything these days! celebrity smack
BONUS QUOTE charlize theron: 'it's about nothing! 'the hills' is about nothing' l.a. rag mag