\n† whoever came up w/ this 'america's next top model' poster should be shot! seriously? omg! wtf?
\n† thankfully morgan freeman is in 'good spirits' while recovering from his car wreck cele|bitchy
\n† dolly parton thinks everyone should lay off britney spears and lindsay lohan i'm not obsessed
\n† angelina jolie & brad pitt are already thinking about adopting child #7 from china! celebslam
\n† cutie neil patrick harris on the cover of OUT is totally 'a man's man' webster's is my bitch
\n† lindsay's dad michael lohan doesn't think it's a nice day for a gay wedding... candy kirby
\n† katie price is back in los angeles to reduce the size of her huge breasts a socialite's life
\n† my darling gwen stefani must be ready to have her baby any day now - she's HUGE! popsugar
\n† knox leon & vivienne marcheline were conceived the old fashioned way (not via in vitro) yeeeah!
\n† pamela anderson totally approves of canada's new KFC faux chicken sandwich... dlisted\n

\n† i think scarlett johansson should be banned from wearing red... in case you didn't know
\n† why the hell is lauren conrad hanging out w/ heidi montag's sister? i'm bringing blogging back
\n† is that annoying ashley tisdale girl older than she says? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
\n† kate moss nipple slip and ass crack pictures! egotastic
\n† miley cyrus really wants to babysit for ashlee simpson & pete wentz celebrity baby scoop
\n† i didn't know balthazar getty used to date milla jovovich back in the day! agent bedhead
\n† mary-kate olsen's rep issued a statement - she knows nothing about heath's death the blemish
\n† it looks like sharon stone is joining the cougar club (site NSFW) i don't want your life
\n† london's west end theatre district has been spared from dealing w/ paris hilton celebwarship
\n† pictures of drunkard celebrities are always fun to look at! cityrag
\nBONUS LIST the top twenty worst songs ever (although i do enjoy some of 'em...) spinner\n