† roseanne barr doesn't have anything nice to say about angelina jolie at all... holy moly
† the history of 'xenu' - as explained by l. ron hubbard himself (scientology is so whack) gawker
† congrats to ellen degeneres and portia di rossi - the couple wed over the weekend! popsugar
† these pictures of little suri cruise are seriously beyond adorable seriously? omg! wtf?
† heath ledger's co-stars are helping to make sure matilda is taken care of celebrity baby scoop
† john mayer had lots to say when asked about breaking up w/ jen aniston webster's is my bitch
† katy perry's religious folks are not fans of her massive hit 'i kissed a girl' celebrity smack
† courtney semel is spilling more beans about her relationship w/ lindsay lohan the blemish
† olympic hottie michael phelps made history by nabbing 8 gold medals in beijing cele|bitchy
† new mom jennifer lopez is busy training for the 22nd annual malibu triathlon... dlisted

† this past weekend bernie mac was laid to rest in his hometown of chicago a socialite's life
† olive garden wants kendra wilkinson to be quiet about her love of the place... candy kirby
† kim kardashian wants to be a plus-sized pussycat doll (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
† you might want to think twice before agreeing to be in tyra banks' audience... celebwarship
† kristen bell bikini pictures are fun egotastic
† tom cruise demonstrates the 'keep your woman back' handholding technique agent bedhead
† lilly allen isn't quite sure what's up w/ her 2nd album (which is now complete) i'm not obsessed
† kate beckinsale thought the paparazzi caught her without panties in case you didn't know
† what the hell was paula abdul wearing at the ALMA awards? (it's way outta control) l.a. rag mag
† could messy amy winehouse ever become an olympic gymnast? pretty on the outside
BONUS LIST eight rides they should build at the roman disneyland... best week ever