pop nosh: nick lachey is whipped

† lame ass vanessa minnillo confessed that nick lachey said ‘i love you’ first webster’s is my bitch

† kelly osbourne needs to toss a piece of raw beef steak over her massive black eye celebslam

† michael lohan isn’t a fan at all of lindsay’s girlfriend samantha ronson… i’m not obsessed

† when asked about twins knox & vivienne – daddy brad pitt said they’re doing just fine dlisted

† matthew mcconaughey’s dad died while having sex with his mom! celebrity smack

† denise richard’s reality show might stick around for another season in case you didn’t know

† lovebirds nicollette sheridan and michael bolton have called it quits (again…) E! online

† oh that phoebe price is a woman of many talents (none of them entertaining) a socialite’s life

† charlize theron & eva longoria were showing off their support for the democrats popsugar

† ricky martin’s surrogate baby mama might be his cousin (which would be very weird) cele|bitchy

† harriet carter wednesday: the best of the failed model chick i’m bringing blogging back

† angelina jolie & brad pitt could be having two more kids by next year! seriously? omg! wtf?

† ‘tyler durden’ would like to sell you some aloe vera body wash from kiehl’s agent bedhead

† jessica simpson was performing in some kind of country corset (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† what does madonna do to get ready right before heading out on stage? the blemish

† heidi montag is sorry for her crappy video! egotastic

† pete doherty is ready to screen some private home movies at an austrian porn theater yeeeah!

† michael jackson might be making a freaky appearance at the video music awards! celebwarship

† ‘dylan mckay’ (aka luke perry) might be up for a visit to his old 90210 zipcode bricks & stones

† charlie sheen’s new wife brooke mueller is already sporting a baby bump celebrity baby scoop

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