† rejoice fellow TV junkies! we have a new week long holiday courtesy of ABC new york magazine
† jennifer aniston is wasting no time at all - she already had a date w/ some mystery guy popsugar
† ellen degeneres and portia de rossi are getting ready to say 'i do' this weekend! candy kirby
† donald trump is helping ed mcmahon by buying his house and letting him stay! cele|bitchy
† is katie holmes dressing to make people think she's pregnant? webster's is my bitch
† who did alanis morissette write 'you oughta know' about? (you'd never guess) i'm not obsessed
† sienna miller's mother is playing defense over the whole balthazar getty scandal yeeeah!
† charlie sheen & denise richards is the top nastiest celebrity split in case you didn't know
† angelina jolie is hitting up her hardcore porn actress friend tera patrick for advice celebslam
† britney spears' dad jamie talks about getting his daughter back on track celebrity baby scoop

† over the past weeks my attraction to cutie joe jonas has been growing... a socialite's life
† marla maples wants everyone to see she's in good shape (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
† wacky things have been going on at burger king (cazwell, beyonce, and bathing?!?) omg blog
† mariah carey nipple slip (i think...) egotastic
† katie price aka 'jordan' really did get her massive chest reduced! seriously? omg! wtf?
† has lindsay lohan started to lose that lesbian feeling? l.a. rag mag
† any girl who would actually screw bret michaels should be labeled a leper celebrity smack
† billy zane - look on the bright side - no more sand down your pants! agent bedhead
† oh my gosh - is nathan lane really releasing his own lip plumping machine?!? best week ever
† not only is swimmer michael phelps an incredible olympian - he's so damn cute! cityrag