pop nosh: stay at home (& watch TV) week!

† rejoice fellow TV junkies! we have a new week long holiday courtesy of ABC new york magazine

† jennifer aniston is wasting no time at all – she already had a date w/ some mystery guy popsugar

† ellen degeneres and portia de rossi are getting ready to say ‘i do’ this weekend! candy kirby

† donald trump is helping ed mcmahon by buying his house and letting him stay! cele|bitchy

† is katie holmes dressing to make people think she’s pregnant? webster’s is my bitch

† who did alanis morissette write ‘you oughta know’ about? (you’d never guess) i’m not obsessed

† sienna miller’s mother is playing defense over the whole balthazar getty scandal yeeeah!

† charlie sheen & denise richards is the top nastiest celebrity split in case you didn’t know

† angelina jolie is hitting up her hardcore porn actress friend tera patrick for advice celebslam

† britney spears’ dad jamie talks about getting his daughter back on track celebrity baby scoop

† over the past weeks my attraction to cutie joe jonas has been growing… a socialite’s life

† marla maples wants everyone to see she’s in good shape (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† wacky things have been going on at burger king (cazwell, beyonce, and bathing?!?) omg blog

† mariah carey nipple slip (i think…) egotastic

† katie price aka ‘jordan’ really did get her massive chest reduced! seriously? omg! wtf?

† has lindsay lohan started to lose that lesbian feeling? l.a. rag mag

† any girl who would actually screw bret michaels should be labeled a leper celebrity smack

† billy zane – look on the bright side – no more sand down your pants! agent bedhead

† oh my gosh – is nathan lane really releasing his own lip plumping machine?!? best week ever

† not only is swimmer michael phelps an incredible olympian – he’s so damn cute! cityrag