pop nosh: kate wants owen back – ugh

† if owen wilson has one ounce of self-respect he’ll totally ignore kate hudson’s pleas! yeeeah!

† christina applegate is now 100% cancer free after a double mastectomy i’m not obsessed

† jennifer lopez thinks her triathlon training is more newsworthy than phelps’ medals candy kirby

† the best news i’ve heard all day – destiny’s child might be reuniting! in case you didn’t know

† madonna was upset that not all of her pals showed up for her 50th b-day bash l.a. rag mag

† 45-year old brigitte nielsen wants to try to have a baby w/ her younger hubby cele|bitchy

† ellen degeneres and portia de rossi are ‘people’ magazine’s newlywed cover girls popsugar

† that whole bigfoot body discovery turned out to be a complete hoax (of course!) dlisted

† heidi montag is still trying to torture us with her way awful singing… celebslam

† the jonas brothers were immortalized in wax (that joe jonas is so cute) seriously? omg! wtf?

† it’s time for your obligatory – bastard – not a bastard – update! agent bedhead

† lindsay lohan wants to ditch catholicism for judaism (samantha ronson’s religion) celebwarship

† britney spears likes to show off she wears panties again (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† michael phelps lands the cover of sports illustrated with all 8 of his gold medals a socialite’s life

† audrina patridge was made for bikinis – literally! egotastic

† nylon magazine over in korea landed lindsay lohan as one of their first models celebrity smack

† sometimes male celebrities can wear way too much makeup… bitten & bound

† kanye west blogged about scarlett johansson being his favorite white gal webster’s is my bitch

† hottie david beckham is about to be the subject of a musical in london’s west end allie is wired

† friends shouldn’t let friends get bad tattoos in bad places… cityrag

BONUS LINK ‘gossip girl’ season #2 kicked off in the hamptons! new york magazine