pop nosh: john mayer dumped jen aniston

† jennifer aniston has never been lucky w/ love – word is john mayer dumped her ass :( celebslam

† did jamie lynn spears get played by her baby’s daddy casey aldridge?!? a socialite’s life

† the worst idea ever – a film starring tom cruise and katie holmes together – ugh! popsugar

† oh lordy – denise richards is franctically trying to win fugly richie sambora back cele|bitchy

† lindsay lohan & samantha ronson want to keep their relationship a private matter gabby babble

† who do you think jessica simpson is singing about in her song ‘remember that’? i’m not obsessed

† if sex were an olympic sport – p. diddy thinks he’d win a gold medal! in case you didn’t know

† why is mariah carey lounging on a pile of fancy luggage in a bikini? the blemish

† britney spears is pimping out her two boys in the latest issue of OK! magazine celebwarship

† avril lavigne doesn’t want to have kids for at least ten years… celebrity baby scoop

† ian ziering thinks appearing on the new ’90120′ would be a step backwards… l.a. rag mag

† jake gyllenhaal is totally ready to play he-man (master of the universe!) pretty on the outside

† miley cyrus was spotted with her spoiled brat face on (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† what does harriet carter want to accomplish with her sex strap? i’m bringing blogging back

† rihanna bikini pictures from barbados! egotastic

† do you think billy bob thorton can top robert englund as ‘freddy krueger’? agent bedhead

† an old modeling shot of cutie ryan seacrest from 1994 has surfaced… candy kirby

† paris hilton is being sued for not promoting some crappy ass movie… seriously? omg! wtf?

† jennie garth is bummed that tori spelling won’t be on the new ’90120′ celebrity smack

† play kim kardashian ass detective! can you tell kim’s real ass from a fake one? cityrag

BONUS GENDER BENDER ANTM will feature a transgender model! webster’s is my bitch