pop nosh: the muppets coming back to TV?!?

† the best news i’ve heard all week…i can never get enough muppet action! EW’s popwatch

† jessica simpson’s country performance turned out to be a total ‘failure’ webster’s is my bitch

† michael lohan is using his dad’s recent death to take stabs at ex-wife dina cele|bitchy

† wacky UK lady jodie marsh will forever be known as an ‘empress of elegance’ yeeeah!

† please do not ask reese witherspoon about her boyfriend jake gyllenhaal i’m not obsessed

† michael jackson still thinks he’ll be touring & making new music in case you didn’t know

† victoria beckham’s ears are desperately in need of some q-tip action… a socialite’s life

† oh leave it to madonna to go to the airport in a robe… seriously? omg! wtf?

† rich did a superb job editing this video together of mariah carey & her many mimi-isms! fourfour

† dirty little secrets about john mccain’s awful & conservative VP nominee sarah palin l.a. rag mag

† and now a word from brad pitt, tilda swinton, and george clooney… candy kirby

† i guess michael phelps didn’t hear that carrie underwood is a major bitch? dlisted

† madonna sure does love fishnet stockings and lingerie (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† axl rose must be super horny if he actually wants to sleep with kelly osbourne… the blemish

† hilary swank bikini pictures! egotastic

† if it wasn’t for beyonce we wouldn’t even know who solange knowles is… celebrity smack

† uh-oh! ‘disaster movie’ opens on the 3rd anniversary of hurricane katrina agent bedhead

† another peek at nicole kidman’s daughter sunday rose all bundled up celebrity baby scoop

† i love all around talented kristen chenoweth! she’s totally all about hugs – not drugs urlesque

† get your august 2008 round-up on (told by way of all the many bikinis worn…) celebslam

BONUS LIST twelve reasons some women can’t wait to be over fifty! the frisky