CELEBRITY PLASTIC SURGERY SHOCKERS!

hey kids! although the top story on the cover of this week's national enquirer about john edwards pictured with his secret love child grabbed all the attention today - i'm much more into the whole celebrity 'plastic surgery shockers' feature! now i'm all for a little improvement here & there but some people take it way too far like new york socialite jocelyn wildenstein looking like a feline and fashion diva donatella versace whose lips look like they're about to explode all over the place - 'nip, tuck & yuck' indeed! (read about the mystery woman featured front & center) last weekend when i was at the diana ross concert i saw this gentleman probably in his fifties who was nipped and tucked to the nines - i simply couldn't look away - let's just say it was not a flattering look! (all i could think was please don't let that be me someday - i'll take some wrinkles and sag over tight face syndrome any day) we're so used to seeing women taking plastic surgery to the extremes but men do too and it doesn't look pretty at all (like bruce jenner who used to be somewhat sexy but now he looks weird - i do like him but he needs to stay away from the doctor's office...the same thing goes for country singer kenny rogers) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo

POP NOSH: NO BABY OR WEDDING FOR JEN ANISTON

† jennifer aniston's rep quickly shot down new rumors concerning babies & weddings l.a. rag mag † oh my gosh! retired porno star jenna jameson might be having a baby w/ tito ortiz candy kirby † morgan freeman's plate is super full - now he's getting divorced after 24 years of marriage dlisted † britney spears might be playing a lesbian killer in a new quentin tarantino flick! best week ever † lindsay lohan is down in miami hanging out with samantha ronson's extended family popsugar † tyra banks totally thinks she is michelle obama living in the white house! a socialite's life † jessica simpson loves to entertain her boyfriend tony romo via her webcam... celebslam † do you really think that justin timberlake actually cuts his own hair? i'm not obsessed † shia labeouf might be entering rehab to help quell his drinking issues in case you didn't know † paris hilton taped a message for that wrinkly white-haired dude aka john mccain towleroad
in & out of love armin van buuren	the fame lady gaga
† what kooky products is harriet carter trying to sell us this week? i'm bringing blogging back † hottie david beckham is gracing the pages of latest men's health magazine pop on the pop † supermodel heidi klum tossed off her top while on vacation (site NSFW) drunken stepfather † anderson cooper thinks 14-year old ali lohan looks like a woman in her sixties! celebrity smack † cindy crawford topless bikini pictures! egotastic † is britney spears trying to sell pictures of her recent vacation down in mexico? celebwarship † watch out woody allen - javier bardem can crush you like an insignificant bug! agent bedhead † sexy 'lost' star josh holloway was caught channeling pebble flintstone! seriously? omg! wtf? † is benji madden already sick of paris hilton and calling up his ex sophie monk?!? the WOW report † some of the olsen twins jokes went way too far at bob saget's recent roast... cele|bitchy BONUS SLIDESHOW completely & totally crazy celebrity rumors! the frisky

JENNIFER ANISTON: TOTALLY READY FOR BABIES

good morning y'all! the latest cover of STAR magazine is featuring jennifer aniston who is apparently desperately itching to have some babies of her own (tick tock) the very same week her ex-hubby brad pitt landed on the cover of people magazine with his lady angelina jolie and the couple's new twins knox leon & vivienne marcheline - although jen's current boyfriend john mayer has grown on me over the past few years (i used to loathe him...) i still don't see that relationship turning super serious or producing babies - which almost seems like a hollywood requirement these days - it's totally ok not to have children (i certainly don't want any and it's not because i'm gay - i love kids but i don't necessarily need my own...call me callous)

in other baby related news - i must give kudos to the magazine for breaking the news first back in march that lisa marie presley was pregnant with twins which was confirmed today - it's total twin pandemonium over here in hollywood! on a final note i wish kate hudson would go away on single sabbatical for a few months - she totally irks me yet i'm sure we'll be seeing her with new male prey very soon - she can't stay unhitched for even a few minutes - guys seriously need to watch out - ms. hudson is back on the prowl (somewhere lance armstrong is breathing a huge sigh of relief...) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo