pop nosh: meet jamie lynn’s baby maddie!

† jamie lynn spears is showing off her daughter maddie briann on OK! magazine! celebslam

† i bet sarah larson wishes she was vacationing on lake como with george clooney! popsugar

† victoria beckham had to think fast after a bird flew into her plane’s engine a socialite’s life

† britney spears was caught looking super happy with her brand new blonde weave! dlisted

† jessica simpson was celebrating her 28th birthday early w/ tony romo in case you didn’t know

† mariah carey is still crazy & delusional but i totally love her! webster’s is my bitch

† samantha ronson dropped $22,000 on a ring for her girlfriend lindsay lohan yeeeah!

† brigitte nielsen broadcast her liposuction procedure live on german TV! cele|bitchy

† would you want to take a tour of pete doherty’s quaint english cottage? agent bedhead

† jane seymour’s advice to angelina jolie: put some meat on your bones! celebrity baby scoop

† time to see what harriet carter is selling this week… i’m bringing blogging back

† matthew mcconaughey & camila alves named their new son levi alves! celebwarship

† how does angelina jolie manage to stay thin? by hula hooping of course! l.a. rag mag

† jennifer lopez showed off her bikini body again (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

† some chick punched paris hilton in the face – giving the heiress a black eye! celebrity smack

† amy winehouse’s pubes will make you puke! egotastic

† christina aguilera was laying down some new tracks (site NSFW) i don’t want your life

† how did VH1′s new reality show ‘i love money’ make you feel after watching it? hollywire

† ‘ugly betty’ started filming in NYC for the upcoming fall season! seriously? omg! wtf?

† ‘improv everywhere’ struck again! this time with lots of twins on an NYC subway car cityrag

BONUS LISTEN ali lohan just dropped her first single (and it’s not that bad!) people