good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies ( britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...) i'm totally going to try and hit the beach in the next few days - i'll totally keep my eyes peeled for any stars lounging out (especially since i'm thinking i want to head up to malibu) besides all the beach flabby flab there's a shocking allegation concerning my dear heather locklear - the magazine claims her real problem is cocaine! gosh i certainly hope not (at least she's not on the amy winehouse express...)
i bet before we know it ms. locklear will be back on the scene - she has always appeared to have her head screwed on straight - i swear that her former BFF denise richards kicked off all of heather's issues - thankfully ms. locklear is getting help with whatever her actual problems might be...go team heather! there's also drama being featured for kelly ripa and her super hottie hubby mark consuelos - there's been rumors for months now that all is not well with their marriage - although she can be a little annoying i do enjoy watching her morning banter with regis philbin - i hope the couple can manage to work out their issues - they're so cute together! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
PS i have to point out (before someone else does) that the picture of actress reese witherspoon is from two years ago - i remember because i posted it - plus it's the very same picture she sued STAR magazine over!
TAGS
† celebrity bodies, heather locklear, star magazine
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Guh. Covers like this make me feel a little sick. No wonder celebs are prone to depression.