Jake & Reese need to calm their asses down!


good evening! ‘undercover couple’ jake gyllenhaal & reese witherspoon were spotted out having a late dinner together at scott’s seafood restaurant over in london (where cutie pie jake is training for his new film prince of persia) of course as per usual they tried to hide from the paparazzi – i say what’s the freakin’ point?!? we already know they’re a couple – so using tactics like wearing a hood or tossing your bob hairstyle & hands around for camouflage just looks way lame! they do make a sexy couple (and are supposedly inching towards marriage) so why don’t they just stop acting like they’re on some undercover secret mission…maybe she’s desperate to play a ‘bond girl’ at some point? reese is a great actress (an academy award winner in fact) but she always comes off as annoying & kind of uptight & stuck up – i don’t know how oh so sexy mr. jake (also a very decent actor) can put up with her…i wonder how long they’ll manage to stay together? popbytes over & out tonight…xxoo




jake gyllenhaal and reese witherspoon having dinner in london
jake gyllenhaal and reese witherspoon having dinner in london
jake gyllenhaal and reese witherspoon having dinner in london
jake gyllenhaal and reese witherspoon having dinner in london
jake gyllenhaal and reese witherspoon having dinner in london



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