pop nosh: of course sarah is heartbroken

⊕ if i was dumped by george clooney – i’d be bummed too just like sarah larson cele|bitchy

⊕ another non-drama filled day for britney spears (although i miss the drama sometimes) popsugar

⊕ sarah jessica parker isn’t very happy that she was the 3rd person to wear her dress! celebslam

⊕ what is rumer willis wearing? please don’t let shoulderpads make a comeback! a socialite’s life

⊕ when lindsay marries samantha – she wants to wear dolce & gabbana! in case you didn’t know

⊕ a gallery of ‘beautiful’ mugshots from a houston strip club that was raided dlisted

⊕ ever wanted to smell like queen latifah? soon you will have your chance! i’m not obsessed

⊕ kelsey grammar is resting comfortably after having a mild heart attack celebrity smack

⊕ oh kirstie alley – it’s time to pick up the phone and call jenny craig webster’s is my bitch

⊕ if i were shauna sand’s daughter – i’d be totally embarrassed by my mom! celebrity baby scoop

⊕ is anyone actually looking forward to seeing ‘the love guru’ movie? agent bedhead

⊕ ‘danity kane’ got their bikinis on for ‘in touch weekly’ (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

⊕ cameron diaz bagged herself yet another man – model paul sculfor! pop on the pop

⊕ megan fox wants sex all the time… egotastic

⊕ nick hogan wants to be placed under house arrest…i say throw away the key! hollywire

⊕ amy winehouse’s skin is resembling that of a witch (w/o green makeup) seriously? omg! wtf?

⊕ vanessa minnillo, kim kardashian, and carmen electra are movie disasters! hollywood tuna

⊕ tatum o’neal is full of excuses & reasons for her cocaine drug bust… the blemish

⊕ angelina jolie’s twin baby pictures could fetch up to $15 million bucks! celebwarship

⊕ new mom christina aguilera’s inner party animal came out the other night… yeeeah!