pop nosh: does britney have a new boyfriend?

→ britney spears is rumored to be getting cozy with a new guy named jason trawick cele|bitchy

→ the very sight of michael jackson totally induces the ‘heebie jeebies’ webster’s is my bitch

→ kate hudson & lance armstrong were caught having sex in the bathroom in cannes! yeeeah!

→ eva longoria has a new day job – serving up food and smiles at wendy’s! popsugar

→ oh my gosh – is my favorite show ‘ugly betty’ possibly coming to broadway?!? dlisted

→ would you mistake this imposter for kim kardashian? a socialite’s life

→ angelina jolie is busy teaching all her children to speak french i’m not obsessed

→ which SATC cast member thought she’d be dead by the age of thirty? in case you didn’t know

→ get a listen of jessica simpson’s attempt to make country music… celebrity smack

→ amy winehouse’s skin isn’t looking any better – in fact it’s looking worse! celebslam

→ there’s over forty mistakes in the new ‘indiana jones’ film! the fug

→ cindy margolis – the filthy rich internet pin-queen is now single after 9 years! hollywire

→ “when is a fork a knife? when it’s a KNORK” – harriet carter i’m bringing blogging back

→ oh my word – who knew pork and clear nail polish had so much in common?!? candy kirby

→ angie everhart is still dating joe pesci (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ victoria beckham was showing off all of her best ‘sex face’ poses! hollywood tuna

→ kim kardashian is all ass! egotastic

→ mariah carey was caught throwing like a girl because she IS a girl! pop on the pop

→ nicole richie’s boyfriend and baby daddy benji madden ran out of gas… seriously? omg! wtf?

→ it’s official – madonna is all clear to adopt baby david from malawi! celebrity baby scoop

→ for your consideration: the NYC ‘sex and the city’ premiere awards… best week ever

BONUS SMILE dita von teese showed off her pearly whites! agent bedhead