pop nosh: rumer willis – not a virgin!

→ ashton kutcher talked w/ his stepdaughters about sex including rumer who got laid! celebslam

→ papa joe simpson is trying to cash in on ashlee simpson’s pregnancy! i’m not obsessed

→ mets pitcher john maine has major wood for jennifer aniston – and her hair! on 205th

→ oh lordy – mary-kate olsen is wearing another terribly awful outfit on the red carpet! popsugar

→ sexy fashion maven tom ford wants people to look their best when out in public a socialite’s life

→ calling all olive garden waitresses – now’s your chance to be in a playboy spread! dlisted

→ creepy sam lufti has to stay away from britney spears until the end of july pop on the pop

→ BA employees must be thrilled that naomi campbell won’t fly w/ them in case you didn’t know

→ gwyneth paltrow is opening up about her depression after the birth of her son moses holy moly

→ whoa – sound the emergency alert system is right! jodie marsh is way outta control! circus hour

→ ‘edward scissorhands’ was almost played by tom cruise instead of johnny depp! cele|bitchy

→ more information on tom cruise’s wacky ass scientology ‘religion’ agent bedhead

→ kim kardashian was turning the cameras on the paparazzi (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ anybody want to run their fingers through al pacino’s hair? (probably not) seriously? omg! wtf?

→ rachel bilson is a blonde bombshell! egotastic

→ michelle rodriguez is keeping her vagina’s business all to herself! celebrity smack

→ make sure to sign this petition to save the land around the hollywood sign! derober

→ that rob lowe nanny is totally looking for money – and she’s a famewhore! webster’s is my bitch

→ paris hilton is seriously having trouble finding people to be her new reality BFF! yeeeah!

→ ‘project runway’ winner christian soriano who will be on ‘ugly betty’ on may 1st the wow report

BONUS BEHIND THE SCENES OF… madonna & justin timberlake’s ’4 minutes’ video! popeater