pop nosh: jessica simpson’s booze binge

→ jessica didn’t have a kidney infection – she was screwed up from a 3-week booze binge! yeeeah!

→ why did mommy’s boobs get bigger? now children can learn all about plastic surgery! circus hour

→ happy birthday to suri cruise who turns 2 today – and katie was prepping for a party popsugar

→ chris ‘leave britney alone’ crocker is still working his 15 minutes in case you didn’t know

→ david & victoria’s son cruz is already a bad ass – he flipped off all the paparazzi! a socialite’s life

→ gary busey is about to be evicted (he can stay w/ jen garner & ben affleck!) i’m not obsessed

→ jake gyllenhaal was being a big diva on set – complaining about everything! celebslam

→ beyonce & jay-z already had their first public spat since quietly marrying allie is wired

→ rumer willis should get points for trying – which she does really hardcore webster’s is my bitch

→ cutie pie anderson cooper’s ex-boyrfriend has been revealed (he’s cute & young) l.a. rag mag

→ everyone can’t seem to get enough of inside secrets from ‘the hills’ i’m bringing blogging back

→ what if your favorite male disney characters moonlighted as underwear models? film experience

→ cynthia nixon claims that somebody dies in the upcoming ‘sex & the city’ movie! celebwarship

→ pictures from heidi & spencers totally set-up afternoon in NYC (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ paris hilton was spotted showing off her hot tranny mess moves at some club pop on the pop

→ katherine heigl in a sports bra should be sexier… egotastic

→ eddie murphy is back to making more remakes (this time he’ll be shrinking) seriously? omg! wtf?

→ beth ditto and her band gossip were on david letterman – they rock! celebrity smack

→ after kristy lee cook was booted off idol – she admitted to being engaged! fatback media

→ nicole kidman wants to get her kids out of scientology (good luck with that nic!) mollygood

BONUS JAIL UPDATE rapper foxy brown was released from rikers island prison! hollywire