pop nosh: jc superstar + idol = blasphemy?

→ carly smithson singing ‘jesus christ superstar’ may have ‘offended’ a few christians – ugh idolator

→ how much $$$ is amy winehouse worth? (if she doesn’t clean up soon it’ll be all gone…) yeeeah!

→ more trouble for amy winehouse who was arrested in london on assault charges the superficial

→ heads will roll (for sure) after mariah carey’s tape flub this morning on GMA! dlisted

→ actor wesley snipes will be taking a long break (in prison) until the year 2011 celebslam

→ hottie patrick dempsey is feeling the pressure in hollywood to look good i’m not obsessed

→ hilary duff might be playing the lead in the updated version of ’90210′ in case you didn’t know

→ just what the world needs: bikini jeans (they’re perfect for brooke hogan!) candy kirby

→ did stephanie pratt’s birthday bash reunite heidi montag & lauren conrad? popsugar

→ artwork by pete doherty using his very own blood (how crafty of him) seriously? omg! wtf?

→ madonna is streaming her new album ‘hard candy’ off her myspace page! a socialite’s life

→ not only do mandy moore’s shoes look uncomfortable – they’re totally ugly! celebwarship

→ brooke hogan was walking around w/ a wet ass (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ david blaine will hold his breath and attempt to break the world’s record derober

→ britney spears’ bikini body still needs work… egotastic

→ who does christina ricci think ‘is crazy, and an asshole’? celebrity smack

→ are scientologists really forced to sign a billion year contract?!? yikes! agent bedhead

→ good charlotte band members are getting tired of wonky eye (aka paris hilton) pop on the pop

→ which infamous hollywood character will be getting their celeb rehab on? crazy days & nights

→ guess how much miley cyrus is worth making her the richest teenager alive! ninja dude

BONUS CELEB MASHUP celine madionna (celine dion & madonna as one!) pretty on the outside