→ hmmm...all this ashlee simpson baby hoopla - just days before her album comes out! popsugar
→ if ashlee is preggers her big sister jessica simpson might burn up with baby envy! evil beet
→ amy winehouse's record label is giving her the ultimatum - get clean or no new album! dlisted
→ kathy & rick hilton are totally approving of paris' relationship w/ benji madden celebslam
→ this week the tabloids are dominated by britney spears & katie holmes! i'm not obsessed
→ don't expect george clooney to be having kids of his own (sorry sarah) in case you didn't know
→ tilda swinton is drumming up some dramatic plans for when she dies circus hour
→ sad news for cameron diaz...her dad passed away yesterday at the age of 58 pop on the pop
→ harry potter actor rupert grint is staying away from the likes of paris & lindsay celebrity smack
→ heidi 'superstar' montag is really letting fame go to her head... webster's is my bitch

→ go get your hump day fill of tacky harriet carter products! i'm bringinging blogging back
→ jennie garth might be playing 'kelly taylor' again on the upcoming 90210 spin-off a socialite's life
→ now is your chance to see junkie boy pete doherty in the slammer seriously? omg! wtf?
→ UK lady jodie marsh looks like a completely different person w/o makeup on! agent bedhead
→ danity kane's aubrey o'day was rocking a see-through top (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ katherine heigl's panties come out to play egotastic
→ i never realized that susan sarandon actually has a pretty big rack on top hollywood tuna
→ evan rachel wood is starting to look like her bf marilyn manson's ex-wife dita von teese vh1 blog
→ here is the proper way to wrap up your dead dog - by martha stewart best week ever
→ if only you really could go from new york city to los angeles in four minutes flat! cityrag