pop nosh: double wedding for paris & nicole?

→ if paris & nicole do a double wedding – you know they’ll make it a reality show! i’m not obsessed

→ amy winehouse’s hubby blake was swapping naked pics of his wife for heroin! celebslam

→ oh lordy – little ali lohan’s acting career is starting to take flight… pop on the pop

→ jessica simpson and her boyfriend tony romo got all slobbery over a piece of cake yeeeah!

→ paris hilton is back in los angeles catching up on essentials – like staying tan! popsugar

→ ashlee simpson has a t-shirt line out to coincide with her new album ‘bittersweet world’ dlisted

→ johnny depp isn’t pleased with the quality of wine in illinois in case you didn’t know

→ shia labeouf was desperately looking for a lady to go home with… candy kirby

→ one dog mistook actress natalie portman for a conveniently located fire hydrant a socialite’s life

→ what’s up with ‘dancing w/ the stars’ derek hough & shannon elizabeth? seriously? omg! wtf?

→ ‘the hills’ welcomed back scruffy (and sometimes cute) justin bobby! i’m bringing blogging back

→ life can be demeaning – especially if you happen to be a urinal (or dina lohan) hurty elbow

→ hayden panettiere is sucking up to paris by calling her ‘a marketing genius’ celebrity smack

→ pictures of lindsay lohan partying down w/ her BFF sam ronson (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ harry potter’s emma watson celebrated her birthday with drinks and a coochie flash the blemish

→ penelope cruz nude videos from ‘elegy’! egotastic

→ how does mariah carey feel about possibly having kids of her own some day? cele|bitchy

→ jenna jameson’s latest feat! applying her makeup while performing… webster’s is my bitch

→ britney now needs to have ‘script approval’ for her guest TV appearances girls talkin’ smack

→ pete wentz was showing off his package by wearing sweats and no undies… cityrag

BONUS PHOTOSHOP FUN with jesse metcalfe’s hairy man boobs! pretty on the outside