pop nosh: ashton kutcher pees outside…

→ too much information tuesday: why does ashton kutcher pee outside? in case you didn’t know

→ canadian pamela anderson is officially red/white/blue – she’s now a US citizen! i’m not obsessed

→ rumors has it (because of a ring) mariah carey & nick cannon are engaged a socialite’s life

→ if you care – set your tivos now – britney spears is back on TV may 12th… yeeeah!

→ another hollywood party brought lauren & heidi/spencer under the same roof again popsugar

→ broke ass michael jackson is still talking about a ‘comeback’ (good luck w/ that) celebslam

→ how did tom cruise’s people convince oprah to have him back on her show? agent bedhead

→ i had no clue lenny kravitz had a daughter (zöe) who is almost twenty years old gabsmash

→ a new vintage sex tape is making the rounds – this one w/ rocker jimi hendrix! hollywire

→ who was ‘looking like a middle-aged former stripper turned Reno NV cocktail waitress’? dlisted

→ things that can be confusing: the heidi montag edition! candy kirby

→ stephen colletti is a drip – why’d they bring him back to ‘the hills’? i’m bringing blogging back

→ amy winehouse was in good spirits and bought a paparazzi a cheeseburger seriously? omg! wtf?

→ sad news for funny lady cheri o’teri – her father was stabbed to death :( celebrity smack

→ why is salma hayek dressed up like a bearded lady? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ scarlett ‘trying to be a singer’ johannson should probably not quit her day job pop on the pop

→ brooke hogan’s ass gets a rub from her dad… egotastic

→ batman pops wheelies but can he fight crime? (new dark knight posters!) webster’s is my bitch

→ how did annie leibovitz convince miley cyrus to take that backless picture? cele|bitchy

→ britney spears was running around her gym with nothing but a towel on! fatback media

→ a look ahead to 2010! what will miley cyrus be like in two years at age 17? pretty on the outside

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