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GAGA & BEYONCÉ
'TELEPHONE' VIDEO!

THE 82ND ANNUAL
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HOLE'S 'SKINNY
LITTLE BITCH'!

PAMELA ANDERSON:
READY TO DANCE?

JARED LETO IS
SUCH A HOTTIE!

GOLDFRAPP'S NEW
'ROCKET' VIDEO!

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Tuesday April 29 2008 @ 11:15PM
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good evening! next time you go to the dentist you might spot country sensation & american idol winner carrie underwood staring back at you from the waiting table filled with magazines (a very good source told me that ms. underwood is a total diva and a complete pain in the ass to deal with...no big surprise there) carrie has been awarded 'smile of the year' by dear doctor magazine that celebrates the good times of 'dentistry & oral health' containing must read articles such as the magic of orthodontics and teeth whitening: brighter, lighter, whiter! oh my word - hold me back people - gosh i should make an appointment for a check-up this week! as for 'idol' tonight - i have two words - idol schmidol - the show was so damn boring all around (i've decided i'm not a fan of neil diamond at all) for this being the top five - i'm still waiting to be impressed - i think this season sucks and has been seriously lacking buzz & excitement! and what was up with space cadet paula abdul this evening?!? girlfriend seemed to be transmitting from a different planet! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo

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† it's official: betty white is hosting 'SNL' on may 8! popeater
† watch: johnny weir has sex with a foot massager! towleroad
† what?! amy winehouse is a fashion designer now?! dlisted
† charlie sheen back to his old tricks: hiring hookers! cele|bitchy
† chlöe sevigny on gay boyfriends, bisexuality & murder! agent bedhead
† forehead tittaes with oscar-winner marion cotillard tabloid prodigy
† oh my gosh, i love seeing david beckham smile! popsugar
† lady gaga's stupid clothes nearly killed her! litely salted
† an army of jolie-alikes could soon be walking the planet ... cityrag
† jen & gerard - looking hot & happy together in london! hollywood life

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POP NOSH: JEN IS TOTALLY TAPPING THAT ASS!
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 4:16PM
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† jen & gerard - looking hot & happy together in london! hollywood life † it's official: betty white is hosting 'snl' on may 8! popeater † watch: johnny weir has sex with a foot massager! towleroad † madonna wants to dress you up in her clothes ... oh
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LITTLE BOOTS VS. BEP ... HALFWAY EARTHQUAKE
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 2:59PM
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† from dj paul v.last night here in la, we got treated to a dazzling live performance by london's little boots, and we were all ready to dance! aside from a seriously mind-blowing laser show, miss boots gave us everything we adore in cosmic, electro-pop: gorgeous voice, big beats,
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LADY GAGA & BEYONCÉ - TELEPHONE - THE VIDEO!
Thursday March 11 2010 @ 1:30PM
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update! the telephone video just leaked - watch it below - before it gets taken down! oh happy day! it's almost here ... the music video we've all been patiently waiting for ... lady gaga and beyoncé's super hot collaboration telephone! it is supposed to premiere on e! news later
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THIS IS ONE ADORABLE ALBUM COVER!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 9:53PM
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oh my word - i loved jason castro when he was on the 7th season of american idol ... those gorgeous blue eyes and his dreamy blank stares (yet he could lose the dreads!) check out the cover of his self-titled debut album - he's looking so damn adorable! then
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OH HE'S CUTE EVEN WHEN POUTING!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 8:25PM
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awww ... look ... it's true blood swedish mega-hottie alexander skarsgård putting his adorable pouty face on while having lunch at joan's on third here in los angeles - i'm assuming he wasn't happy being shot by the paparazzi (yet that place is a known celebrity hangout) but i'm glad
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POP NOSH: I MUST OWN THESE!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 4:01PM
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† life in plastic is fantastic for 'mad men' barbie dolls! popeater † corey haim found dead after reported accidental drug overdose holy moly † looking back at corey haim's five most memorable movie roles buzzsugar † corey feldman reacts to the loss of corey haim i'm not obsessed
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BABY #2 - AGAINST HER WILL?!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 12:23PM
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hey y'all! this week's star magazine is featuring stepford wife katie holmes who they claim is working on baby #2 with her creepy scientology-loving hubby tom cruise but apparently she's not so keen on the idea - especially if she has to endure prenatal sessions with xenu and agonizing detox
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FITNESSBYTES: DANCING WITH THE STARS!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 11:27AM
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you don't have to go on tv to dance with the stars. at least not here in hollywood, as i discovered recently! after evaluating the hotness factor on this year's dancing with the stars i came to the same conclusion i come to every year -- the dancers are way
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JEN & GERRY TURN UP THE HEAT!
Wednesday March 10 2010 @ 9:04AM
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damn! this latest cover of w magazine featuring jennifer aniston and gerard butler (i love that they call him 'gerry') is hot! it's shot by famed photographer steven klein (for more pictures head to the magazine's website) although they do make a stunning looking couple - i don't know about
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ADAM LAMBERT IS A TROJAN WARRIOR!
Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 8:55PM
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good evening! who else is watching american idol right now?! although i said i wouldn't watch the show without (messy) judge paula abdul - i just couldn't help myself and although i do really miss my paula - i think ellen degeneres has turned out to be quite a good
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POP NOSH: IS SHE FOR REAL?!
Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 3:18PM
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† lindsay lohan's crazy delusions know no bounds ... dlisted † mariah carey isn't pregnant yet (she's just fat) litely salted † so how do you tell the olsen twins apart? cityrag † jake gyllenhaal & rachel mcadams: should they get together? popsugar † marie osmond lays her son
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VIDEO FIX: WHAT THE BUCK?! - OSCAR RECAP!
Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 2:12PM
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crazy lady steals the oscars! ginger kanye, kathy ireland and kristen stewart coughs! please subscribe to my pal michael buckley's hilarious what the buck?! show on youtube - enjoy!
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MADONNA AND JUSTIN HAVE 4 MINUTES ...
Tuesday March 9 2010 @ 1:05PM
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hey hey! here's a live video of madonna on her big money-making sticky & sweet world tour doing her hit song 4 minutes with cutie justin timberlake and timbaland - it's off the upcoming dvd releasing at the end of the month! although i wasn't impressed at all with this
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I DO LOVE YOU BETH DITTO BUT ...
Monday March 8 2010 @ 11:10PM
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... you're seriously scaring me in these pictures snapped of you heading to john galliano's fashion show in paris, france! i do appreciate beth ditto's (lead singer of gossip) eccentric sense of style but this outfit is testing the boundaries of taste without a doubt - she's looking a cross
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WHO ELSE WANTS TO SEE 'THE RUNAWAYS'?
Monday March 8 2010 @ 7:37PM
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i'm totally stoked to see the runaways - the new film based on the true tale of 1970's los angeles rock band the runaways - starring dakota fanning as cherie currie and kristen stewart as joan jett (both actresses look eerily like their real-life counterparts!) the movie doesn't open until
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IF YOU HAVE ONE NIGHT ONLY ... (AND YOU'RE IN LA!)
Monday March 8 2010 @ 6:48PM
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hey hey! last week i had the opportunity to see dreamgirls live on stage - down at the ahmanson theatre - i cannot recommend the show enough - i was literally blown away - the production was excellent and the cast was amazing! ('deena jones' is played by american idol
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HEY MADONNA, YOUR BOY TOY NEEDS A HAIRCUT!
Monday March 8 2010 @ 3:13PM
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i do think brazilian model jesus luz is pretty damn sexy but i'm getting sick of looking at that unsightly curly mop on the top of his head (check him out below playing dj in lisbon) it's totally time for madonna to send her boy toy to the barbershop! although
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POP NOSH: KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE RED CARPET!
Monday March 8 2010 @ 2:01PM
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† what the hell was up with kathy ireland? she was awful! the superficial † kate winslet was definitely the best dressed woman at the oscars! yeeeah! † yikes! did jane fonda (age 72) get bad plastic surgery?! tabloid prodigy † lady gaga in wonderland? oh yes, please! la
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TRACEY THORN - OH, THE DIVORCES!
Monday March 8 2010 @ 10:02AM
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good morning! i've got a free download for you guys - the brand new single from one of my favorite singers / songwriters tracey thorn who i'm sure you all know from everything but the girl - she's back with her third solo album love and its opposite releasing on
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VIDEO FIX: HANDSOME MEN'S CLUB
Monday March 8 2010 @ 1:00AM
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hey hey! before i head to bed - i had to post this hilarious video - with lots of hotties - enjoy! xo on hollywood's biggest night, late-night host jimmy kimmel continued his tradition of premiering signature comedy pieces and presented a star-studded video of the first ever meeting of
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THE 82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS!
Sunday March 7 2010 @ 1:00PM
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hey everyone! hollywood's big day is finally here ... the 82nd annual academy awards will be taking place later today! thankfully yesterday's crappy weather has moved on - it's a drop cloudy here in los angeles but i don't think it's going to rain! (fingers crossed) just like last
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POP NOSH: BLO-HAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Sunday March 7 2010 @ 10:52AM
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† another hot off the press story about lindsay lohan looking 45! holy moly † madonna's pda with a new younger man -- not jesus luz! hollywood life † mickey rourke had sex with fourteen women in one night?! the blemish † kim zolciak denies being a lesbian! bricks
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OH HELLO THERE JARED LETO!
Saturday March 6 2010 @ 7:11PM
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oh i do think i'm love with jared leto - his new haircut is beyond adorable - i featured him a couple of weeks ago in my just because he's cute column - before he chopped off a lot of his hair - he was at the lanvin fashion show
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VIDEO FIX: GORILLAZ / 'STYLO' WITH BRUCE WILLIS!
Friday March 5 2010 @ 8:20PM
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earlier this week i got an advanced copy of the new gorillaz album plastic beach (out this coming tuesday, march 9th) which i've been listening to a lot - although i still prefer their last album demon days (a masterpiece in my opinion) their latest release is pretty amazing -
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HEY PAM, SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRACTICING?!
Friday March 5 2010 @ 5:35PM
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hey y'all! with the premiere of dancing with stars about two weeks away (monday, march 22nd) you'd think pamela anderson might be busy practicing her dance moves but she's still partying like a (washed-up) rock star - girlfriend was spotted leaving a london club looking a bit disheveled (what else
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LEGALBYTES: FROM OSCARS TO LAWSCARS!
Friday March 5 2010 @ 9:18AM
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for this week's spotlight on pop culture and law, the lawscar goes to the hurt locker. iraqi war veteran master sgt. jeffrey s. sarver filed a lawsuit this week against people behind the oscar nominated film, including director kathryn bigelow and banned producer nicholas chartier. sarver alleges that marc boal,
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POP NOSH: CRIME SCENE! DO NOT CROSS!
Thursday March 4 2010 @ 9:08PM
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† lady gaga's crazy new outfit: nothing but police tape?! popeater † vanessa paradis told johnny depp not to work with angelina! cele|bitchy † neil patrick harris to star in the upcoming 'smurfs' movie! allie is wired † mario lopez finally find unconditional love ... la rag mag †
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TODAY'S TOUCH OF CLASS PROVIDED BY ...
Thursday March 4 2010 @ 4:05PM
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update! oops ... the pictures were labeled wrong ... that's not nikki sixx - it's actually guitarist steve stevens - sorry about that! many thanks to the commenter 'tinakay' below for the heads up! ... nikki sixx's new lady friend (i'm not sure of her name, does anyone know who
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VIDEO FIX: TAKE A RIDE ON GOLDFRAPP'S 'ROCKET'
Thursday March 4 2010 @ 9:58AM
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hey hey! here's the brand new goldfrapp video for their totally delicious and hot eighties-inspired single rocket - off their upcoming album head first (releasing march 22nd - i can't wait) sexy lead singer alison goldfrapp doesn't mess around ... in the video (drenched in xanadau colors) she completely tapes
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOUR TEEN SPIRIT UP - MASHUP
Thursday March 4 2010 @ 8:53AM
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† from dj paul v.in august 1987, kurt cobain was a 20-year-old living in washington state, working at a polynesian restaurant, and in his first band called fecal matter (which became nirvana two years later). it's also when rick astley's ubiquitous, recently-exalted debut single was #1 on just about
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friday march 12^th
playing at the movies ...
green zone
our family wedding
remember me
she's out of my league
alice in wonderland i liked it!
brooklyn's finest
cop out
the crazies
shutter island

† Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler Heat Up London Red Carpet
† Kate Gosselin In Dancing With the Stars To Win It
† The World's Richest Celebrities
† Johnny Weir Talks Fashion and Skating
† E*Trade Calls Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit Bogus

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† OMG, The Moment You've Been Waiting For: The Eclipse Preview
† OMG, Someone Threw a Cat at Vivienne Westwood
† OMG, Their Butts: Oscar Nominees
† OMG, He's So Helpful: Sassy Gay Friend
† OMG, How Star-studded: Mary (1978)

† No Complaints
† All Cleaned Up
† America's Pride
† La Vida Lohan
† Lookin' Good Lohan

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nov 12th '04 pg B6