we're now down to the final four on american idol after brooke white got the boot tonight - no big surprise - it was her time to go! ms. white has been hanging on by her fingernails over the past few weeks - i do like her 'girl w/ a piano' style but for sure she was not cut out to win the competition! next week syesha mercado will leave followed by jason castro...leading up to david cook (who should win) & david archuleta (who will win) battling out for the idol title...hello boring! this season has been seriously dragging ass - i'm barely buzzed over the finale - by now i should be way pumped up but i'm just not feeling it this year at all (i'm more excited over the premiere of the new season of so you think you can dance? on may 22nd) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
oh my gosh!!! i would have loved to been in new york city tonight for madonna's show at roseland ballroom (the very same place where i had a mini intimate moment with courtney love which led to my tattoo of a flaming heart in honor of ms. love) there's a bunch of pictures below of madge's performance (justin timberlake was also on stage) my fingers are totally crossed with the hope that madonna will do another tour in support of her new album hard candy which i have been listening to non-stop (right now my fave track is she's not me) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
good evening! if you live for drama then this week's national enquirer is right up your alley - drama & scandal is splashed all over the cover - i don't know what to start off with so first we'll go front & center with oprah winfrey dissing TV chef rachael ray - oprah supposedly exploded after ms. ray cursed at her and now there's apparently bad blood between the two ladies...nobody wants to be on oprah's bad side - tom cruise included! i'm very curious to see what transpires between the two this time around (the first part airs this friday may 2nd) i don't think it'll help his public image at all yet i could be wrong!
moving on there's major drama at the top for whitney houston's daughter bobbi kristina (age 15) who the magazine claims attempted to commit suicide and was hospitalized after slitting her wrists - oh hell to the no! i haven't seen much of that girl recently (actually here she is being messy not that long ago) but when she was on being bobby brown she definitely seemed headed down a questionable path - i hope girlfriend is ok - growing up with all the mess of whitney/bobby around must have not been easy! i'm anxiously awaiting to see if ms. houston's comeback will be a success...the music scene has changed so much since whitney was on top - she's going to need to nail her first new single!
it looks like kirstie alley hasn't been staying in touch with her pal jenny craig - she's dumped her diet and has been packing on the pounds - oh my gosh - even her ankles are fat! (that little call out is too funny) like i've said before here on many occasions - i love ms. alley - i think she's totally hilarious and a great comedic actress - i'd love to see her get more work - fat or not!
on the 'old people gone wild scene' there's actor peter falk who had some kind of 'public breakdown' - even the cops were called! gosh that's my worst fear being old AND crazy! (right now no old person can top prince frederick von anhalt (hubby to zsa zsa gabor) that guy is way out of control) there's also angelina jolie with her drug past coming back to haunt her - hell we all did things in our past that we're not proud of...if she was caught doing heroin now that would be a whole different story! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
→ cutie ryan gosling totally cares about chicks...like real ones that go chirp chirp! the peta files
→ jennifer aniston and john mayer really did have a sexy weekend together! popsugar
→ somehow rumer 'trys to hard' willis landed herself on the beautiful people list dlisted
→ papa joe wants ashlee simpson & pete wentz to be reality newlyweds version 2.0 cele|bitchy
→ jessica simpson is calling tony her future hubby (she's jinxing herself) in case you didn't know
→ the existence of a lauren conrad sex tape is still up for debate... a socialite's life
→ oh lordy - benji madden wrote paris a love song called 'shine your light' i'm not obsessed
→ my city screams. she is my lover. and i am her spirit. (coming jan 16th '09!) agent bedhead
→ the latest beauty scoop is bird poop (a nightingale's droppings facial = $180!) candy kirby
one pure thought hot chip
falling down scarlett johansson
→ there's no need for botox or restylane when you have frownie power i'm bringing blogging back
→ tila tequila (in a see-through top) is looking for love again (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ elvira (mistress of the dark) put rumors to rest about katie price... seriously? omg! wtf?
→ lindsay lohan's breasts are back...egotastic
→ was hottie cristian de la fuente being insensitive about deaf people? celebslam
→ kate hudson is topping this year's '100 most beautiful' list in people magazine pop on the pop
→ CSI's gary dourdan was busted w/ a lot of drugs (heroin, coke, ecstasy, & pills!) celebrity smack
→ last night's 'american idol' proved to be paula's strangest episode yet... bitten & bound
→ which hollywood family arrived in france w/ 2 nannies & 3 bodyguards? celebrity baby scoop
→ what were over 400,000 new yorkers busted for in the last ten years? cityrag
good morning! this week's STAR cover is featuring more drama for katie holmes who has been going to scientology (brainwashing) camp prescribed for her by hubby & enslaver tom cruise (just as he's ready to win back america with an appearance on oprah winfrey's talk show again...) oh i loved going to camp as a kid but it certainly had nothing to do with l. ron hubbard or xenu - the good times of scientology are coming under major fire these days! there's a few details below - the whole 'religion' (tax purposes) just seems so damn bizarre & creepy! (at least for katie's sake the magazine used a decent shot of her for the cover) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
in the new issue of star, we report exclusively on how katie was recently secluded for three days at gold base, the remote, supersecret scientology compound in hemet, calif., where she was put through a demanding schedule.
"it included various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes," a scientology insider reveals. "tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to scientologists at all levels."
katie's intensive scientology training and treatments have been accelerated in recent weeks, says another source, because she wanted to go to new york city without tom to star in a broadway play. but tom stepped in and put the kibosh on her plans. and now katie's been going in for a series of intensive auditing sessions, some which have lasted for 36 hours straight - with little sleep or food! SOURCE
good evening! next time you go to the dentist you might spot country sensation & american idol winner carrie underwood staring back at you from the waiting table filled with magazines (a very good source told me that ms. underwood is a total diva and a complete pain in the ass to deal with...no big surprise there) carrie has been awarded 'smile of the year' by dear doctor magazine that celebrates the good times of 'dentistry & oral health' containing must read articles such as the magic of orthodontics and teeth whitening: brighter, lighter, whiter! oh my word - hold me back people - gosh i should make an appointment for a check-up this week! as for 'idol' tonight - i have two words - idol schmidol - the show was so damn boring all around (i've decided i'm not a fan of neil diamond at all) for this being the top five - i'm still waiting to be impressed - i think this season sucks and has been seriously lacking buzz & excitement! and what was up with space cadet paula abdul this evening?!? girlfriend seemed to be transmitting from a different planet! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
hey y'all! oh it was a total happy day for video gamers everywhere (myself included) finallygrand theft auto 4 was released for the xbox 360 & ps3 and is receiving rave reviews (there's a great article over on slate.com called it's not just about killing hookers anymore - thanks aaron) unfortunately i missed out on the first three games so i'm extra excited to jump into exploring 'liberty city' (based on NYC) although i shouldn't waste my time playing video games i simply cannot help myself - i grew up playing games and oh my gosh they've come so far it's fucking insane - i so wish tonight was friday because right now i've got other things to deal with - ugh! i did manage to play a few minutes earlier and i was blown away (this is so NOT a game for kids) GTA4 going to keep me busy for hours on end - the attention to detail is stunning - even fashion maven karl lagerfeld appears in the game as a DJ at a club! there's some incredible artwork posted below (from gta4.net) i can't wait to sink my teeth into the game (plus i'll be playing online with my brother david (turning 24 tomorrow) who lives over in boston) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
what does the american dream mean today? for niko bellic, fresh off the boat from europe, it is the hope he can escape his past. for his cousin, roman, it is the vision that together they can find fortune in liberty city, gateway to the land of opportunity. as they slip into debt and are dragged into a criminal underworld by a series of shysters, thieves and sociopaths, they discover that the reality is very different from the dream in a city that worships money and status, and is heaven for those who have them and a living nightmare for those who don't...
→ too much information tuesday: why does ashton kutcher pee outside? in case you didn't know
→ canadian pamela anderson is officially red/white/blue - she's now a US citizen! i'm not obsessed
→ rumors has it (because of a ring) mariah carey & nick cannon are engaged a socialite's life
→ if you care - set your tivos now - britney spears is back on TV may 12th... yeeeah!
→ another hollywood party brought lauren & heidi/spencer under the same roof again popsugar
→ broke ass michael jackson is still talking about a 'comeback' (good luck w/ that) celebslam
→ how did tom cruise's people convince oprah to have him back on her show? agent bedhead
→ i had no clue lenny kravitz had a daughter (zöe) who is almost twenty years old gabsmash
→ a new vintage sex tape is making the rounds - this one w/ rocker jimi hendrix! hollywire
→ who was 'looking like a middle-aged former stripper turned Reno NV cocktail waitress'? dlisted
→ things that can be confusing: the heidi montag edition! candy kirby
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
when we get together the ones
→ stephen colletti is a drip - why'd they bring him back to 'the hills'? i'm bringing blogging back
→ amy winehouse was in good spirits and bought a paparazzi a cheeseburger seriously? omg! wtf?
→ sad news for funny lady cheri o'teri - her father was stabbed to death :( celebrity smack
→ why is salma hayek dressed up like a bearded lady? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ scarlett 'trying to be a singer' johannson should probably not quit her day job pop on the pop
→ brooke hogan's ass gets a rub from her dad...egotastic
→ batman pops wheelies but can he fight crime? (new dark knight posters!) webster's is my bitch
→ how did annie leibovitz convince miley cyrus to take that backless picture? cele|bitchy
→ britney spears was running around her gym with nothing but a towel on! fatback media
→ a look ahead to 2010! what will miley cyrus be like in two years at age 17? pretty on the outside BONUS BOOK RELEASE check out my good pal's new comic novel! vampress girls
good morning everyone! here's something new for dog lovers to spoil their furry friends with - fancy custom made dog houses! designers alan mowrer & michelle pollak teamed up to create la petite maison - a company specializing in pooch palaces but they don't come cheap - houses start at $6,000 and could run all the way up to $50k! below is model/actress rachel hunter sitting outside her fancy dog house along w/ her two best friends! people are totally willing to do anything to pamper their pets so it's just a matter of coming up with an idea to get pet owners to pony up and plunk down some cold hard cash! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey hey! this afternoon at work while sitting at my desk all of a sudden i hear the classic song sweet caroline blasting outside - as we all jumped to the window - there's legendary singer & songwriter neil diamond on the roof of the el capitan theatre with late-night talk show host jimmy kimmel who was decked out in a sequined vest with a white scarf - and serenading the growing crowd below - i'll have to tune-in tonight to see what all the roof action was about! tomorrow night mr. diamond will be mentoring the final five on american idol - i'm not a huge fan of mr. diamond's but he has written a number of great songs - a total american music icon! many thanks go out to my buddy aaron (full of conspiracy theories & lively conversation!) at work for snapping the pictures below since i was due at a meeting - and neil diamond on the roof next door was not a good excuse to skip! i love living & working right in hollywood - there's always something random going on! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
good evening! over the weekend total hot tranny mess chris crocker (of leave britney alone fame) was spotted out and about on robertson blvd wearing a skimpy neon green lace dress and sporting a message about blogger perez hilton across his chest - i think it's refreshing to finally see someone being honest and not licking his big ass which just about every celebrity in hollywood has done (of course it all comes down to his website's traffic which is crazy insane) even when he talks shit about people - they still seem to love getting all mixed up in his bloggin' bidness! i always tend to err on the side of - if you don't have something nice to say...don't say it at all - hence why you won't see me blogging much about mr. hilton! i actually think mr. crocker sums it up quite nicely...enough said as far as i'm concerned (there's video of chris talking about perez over on celebrity puke) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
→ miley cyrus is now 'embarrassed' over her scantily clad pictures for vanity fair magazine yeeeah!
→ the newest couple alert broke over the weekend: john mayer & jennifer aniston! cele|bitchy
→ oh my gosh - some crazy ass claymate lady believes clay aiken is her 'savior' candy kirby
→ there's about to be a project runway smackdown: iman vs. heidi klum in case you didn't know
→ halle berry was rocking her post pregnancy boobs at a red carpet event celebslam
→ guess who said this: 'i'd just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!' pop on the pop
→ amy winehouse is getting chummy w/ another boy while blakey is in prison i'm not obsessed
→ david beckham & the LA galaxy won another game as tom cruise cheered on popsugar
→ heidi & spencer took their love to the nation's capitol (pics may induce vomiting) a socialite's life
→ hopefully this celeb horseshoe moustache trend won't last very long... seriously? omg! wtf?
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
take a bow rihanna
→ tom cruise is returning to the scene of the crime where america got a glimpse of crazy dlisted
→ paris hilton was yapping her trap about her new reality search for a BFF celebrity smack
→ oh lordy - i do like kim kardashian but i don't think we need to see her in movies l.a. rag mag
→ what the hell is jennifer love hewitt doing to her boyfriend? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ you'll be able to catch gary coleman's divorce go down on 'divorce court'! webster's is my bitch
→ elizabeth hurley's cleavage is still awesomeegotastic
→ madonna's wax figure in madame tussauds got the 'hard candy' treatment little pumpkins
→ james blunt broke his finger while running from a few fans and needs to have it reset the blemish
→ frances bean is in talks to star in a series of upcoming chanel ads celebwarship
→ oh yes i've switched from plastic to paper bags - just like reese witherspoon cityrag
good morning y'all! i wouldn't call myself a huge ashlee simpson fan at all but i have been lured into digging some of her catchier tracks like little miss obsessive (featuring plain white t's lead singer tom higgenson) the second single off her brand new album bittersweet world which just dropped last week...and could possibly be her last album - sales weren't so hot for ms. simpson - even with all that drummed up and perfectly timed press about her engagement to boyfriend pete wentz along w/ the possibility of ashlee having a bun in the oven...however i did pick up the album and it's fairly decent - i've certainly heard worse albums! (like her sister jessica simpson's disastrous a public affair) below you will find the dave aude remix of 'little miss obsessive' to enjoy on this oh so lovely monday...yup good times are ahead! popbytes over & out for now - xxoo
hey hey! oh it's sunday evening - the weekend is almost over - huge bummer! (earlier today i picked up mario kart for the wii which was just released today - it's a total blast!) tomorrow night i'm supposed to go catch hot chip downtown at the mayan theatre but i haven't decided yet if i feel like trekking out on a monday night (the worst night for a show...in fact the following monday (may 5th) i have tickets to see alicia keys) the band just recently played over at the coachella music festival (which i should have went to now in retrospect) along w/ a bunch of other hot acts (kate nash, duffy, portishead, prince...the list goes on) including french pop singer yelle (join her on myspace) who seems to be making a splash here in the states recently - i just picked up her debut album pop-up last week and although it's all in french - i totally love it - in fact i started trying to teach my parrot max a few phrases in french which i'm sure he'll pick up soon (like 'je m'apelle max') he talks all the time (and screams when he wants attention - and trust me he gets it right away - the screaming is unbearable) i need to get some video up here on popbytes soon of max doing his thing! anyways there's some great photos below of yelle performing at coachella (taken by pal of popbytes kevin tachman for wenn) along with the video for one of her catchy singles je veux te voir! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey hey! pamela anderson has always been a good friend and alliance of PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) and while she was in washington DC for the white house correspondents dinner/gala (the very same event that heidi montag pulled out of because her boyfriend spencer pratt wasn't invited...) pam spared a little of her time to protest outside the DHHS (the department of health & human services) yesterday against using animals to test breast implants which might seem a bit ironic coming from ms. anderson - i wonder if there are cruelty free implants? i had no clue animals were used to test boob implants - that's terrible - along with any cosmetic testing...could you imagine working at such a place - how do those people sleep at night? totally not a job for me - i think i'd rather work at a funeral home - if you know me that says a lot! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo (do her nipples look like they're each shooting off in different directions in the picture below or is it just me? maybe pam's t-shirt is too tight...)
good evening! is everyone enjoying their friday night? i'm having myself a glass of red wine and listening to yelle - way enjoyable french pop that i discovered by way of the hills (which always seems to feature decent music) anyways madonna is certainly a very busy lady these days (as per usual) this coming tuesday she releases hard candy (which you can listen to on her myspace right now) plus she screened the documentary (which she produced) entitled i am because we are - last night at the tribeca film festival over in NYC - a five-minute video preview is posted below - the subject matter concerns the dire situation over in poverty & AIDS stricken malawi (where she adopted her son david) it looks quite powerful and it's great to see madonna bringing much needed attention to the many unresolved issues over there - it's overwhelming but i plan on taking myself to see the film (there doesn't seem to be a release date yet - keep checking the website which is chock full of information) she looked spectacular last night - i still can't believe she's turning 50 (that fact makes me feel old at 32) whatever she's doing to look fierce is obviously working - go madonna! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
→ carly smithson singing 'jesus christ superstar' may have 'offended' a few christians - ugh idolator
→ how much $$$ is amy winehouse worth? (if she doesn't clean up soon it'll be all gone...) yeeeah!
→ more trouble for amy winehouse who was arrested in london on assault charges the superficial
→ heads will roll (for sure) after mariah carey's tape flub this morning on GMA! dlisted
→ actor wesley snipes will be taking a long break (in prison) until the year 2011 celebslam
→ hottie patrick dempsey is feeling the pressure in hollywood to look good i'm not obsessed
→ hilary duff might be playing the lead in the updated version of '90210' in case you didn't know
→ just what the world needs: bikini jeans (they're perfect for brooke hogan!) candy kirby
→ did stephanie pratt's birthday bash reunite heidi montag & lauren conrad? popsugar
→ artwork by pete doherty using his very own blood (how crafty of him) seriously? omg! wtf?
jesus christ superstar carly smithson
flying dutchmen (tori amos) PS22 chorus
→ madonna is streaming her new album 'hard candy' off her myspace page! a socialite's life
→ not only do mandy moore's shoes look uncomfortable - they're totally ugly! celebwarship
→ brooke hogan was walking around w/ a wet ass (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ david blaine will hold his breath and attempt to break the world's record derober
→ britney spears' bikini body still needs work...egotastic
→ who does christina ricci think 'is crazy, and an asshole'? celebrity smack
→ are scientologists really forced to sign a billion year contract?!? yikes! agent bedhead
→ good charlotte band members are getting tired of wonky eye (aka paris hilton) pop on the pop
→ which infamous hollywood character will be getting their celeb rehab on? crazy days & nights
→ guess how much miley cyrus is worth making her the richest teenager alive! ninja dude BONUS CELEB MASHUP celine madionna (celine dion & madonna as one!) pretty on the outside
good morning! oh thank heavens it's friday - i wish i could have slept in late this morning but i'll be doing that tomorrow for sure! right now i wanted to feature the upcoming thriller (supposedly inspired by true events) the strangers starring liv tyler and cutie scott speedman which hits theaters on may 30th! it looks totally spooky - although we all know most trailers tend to be on the enticing side (that's their only purpose) but i'm keeping my fingers crossed this one turns out to be decent enough - i've been itching for a good scary movie! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo (this weekend i'd love to go see baby mama - i'm usually not into comedies but since this one stars funny ladies tina fey & amy poehler i know it'll be hilarious!)
with a headline like that i could only be talking about my one & only amy winehouse - i promise to lay off her for a bit but whenever i see shocking pictures of her looking like a complete crackhead train wreck - i can't help but think that someone really needs to help her before she ends up dead! with the way she's going it won't be long - does amy not have anybody who can help to clean up her many issues? can't her family have her committed to obviously much needed treatment? she looks so far gone that i'm really worried that it might be too late...it's such a freakin' shame - she's so damn talented yet amy's crack demons have totally taken her over - i feel completely helpless when it comes to the situation - all i can do is keep posting about ms. winehouse here on popbytes and pray for her soul! (read about her most depraved night yet...she could now be facing assault charges)
yes - i know i can sometimes be over dramatic but amy is so fucked up and out of control...i can't bear the thought of having to write a RIP post about her...that would kill me (the pictures below are from tonight...yet another late night bender! amy was hanging out in camden at 'the good mixer' (a pub of course) on her way home she apparently stocked up on a bunch of disposable lighters (clutched in her hand) and was guided by 'friends' back to her place - all along the way she was acting bizarre & making crazy faces...oh amy! UPDATE:this picture with the red circle on it is because her pubic hair is sticking out a bit near the top of her jeans - girlfriend needs to wax but that's the least of her woes)
anyways i had a really long busy day...i got to hang out with my good pal ck who is in town from new york and we made it downtown to check out portishead's rehearsal - the band is gearing up for what promises to be a kick-ass performance at coachella this weekend! they were simply amazing tonight - lead singer beth gibbons' vocals are truly incredible - i had a total blast although i'm way tired right now! many thanks go out to mr. kurt who helped me gain access to the special gig and provided entry for a few lucky popbytes readers - i wish i could have given out tickets to everyone who entered my contest...i do hope to have more fun contests soon - so stay tuned! popbytes over & out for tonight (please say a little prayer for amy - i love her so much and just want to see her get better - xxoo)
→ jennifer lopez is the latest celeb to jump on the reality TV bandwagon... candy kirby
→ amy winehouse isn't just doing damage to herself - she's assaulting other people! yeeeah!
→ nicole richie was shopping with baby harlow madden in tow who is so darn adorable! popsugar
→ the always elegant dita von teese stepped out with her mother in NYC i'm not obsessed
→ hottie patrick dempsey had issues w/ wearing a kilt in his new movie in case you didn't know
→ ashlee simpson is still playing coy when it comes to her pregnancy status celebwarship
→ the best headline & picture i've seen all day! 'where's jaws when you need him?' dlisted
→ heidi montag won't be doing the white house because spencer wasn't invited a socialite's life
→ lame-o the perfect word to describe a new ad campaign w/ rumer willis webster's is my bitch
→ guess who is going bald? (serves her right for being such a nasty person) seriously? omg! wtf?
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
wandering stars (live) portishead
→ men rejoice - masturbation helps to cut back the risk of prostate cancer! pop on the pop
→ cameron diaz is taking off a whole year to live life and have loads of fun! l.a. rag mag
→ megan fox landed on the top of FHM's 100 hot chicks list (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ SNL alum jimmy fallon will be taking over conan o'brien's late night talk show in '09 allie is wired
→ julianne moore's nipples do vogue paris!egotastic
→ foxy brown was dumped by her lawyer (she was probably way too much drama) gabby babble
→ carmen electra is engaged to her boyfriend - korn guitarist rob patterson! faded youth
→ gary coleman was a virgin when he got married AND when he got divorced! the blemish
→ how much money was $pent on suri cruise's birthday party? celebrity baby scoop
→ willie nelson is hanging with snoop dogg in amsterdam! (most likely getting stoned) cityrag
good morning! i was so excited when i discovered this week's mashup selection from DJ paul v. involved one of my favorite up & coming singers duffy (who i just posted about the other day) i'd love to see her make it big here in the states - her hit single mercy is starting to get some good buzz on and next month duffy's incredible debut album rockferry will be released in the US on may 13th - she's just getting started - please keep your eyes on her! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
†FROM DJ PAUL V. This week we showcase some white folks who have lots of soul. The first were the boys from the 70's, The Doobie Brothers. 'Long Train Running' is a funky classic rock hit for sure, and on the other end of the spectrum is UK newcomer Duffy (who I adore!) She's already blowing up in England and just now seeing her buzz hit the states in a big way. Her 'Mercy' is a fabulous slice of retro boogaloo. This mashup was made by newcomer DJY Alias JY, who took the excellent Duffy remix by Dunproofin (which you should get too) and gets the locomotion chugging by mashing in the Doobies. Spark it up!
tonight was the finale of one of my guilty pleasure reality shows pussycat dolls present girlicious - originally the new pop group was supposed to be composed of three girls but creator & PCD 'maven' robin antin decided to make it four girls - so girlicious came down to natalie, chrystina, nichole, and tiffanie! the group's first (and possibly last) music video for their new single like me which debuted during tonight's show is embedded below - it's actually pretty decent but i don't see the gals hitting it big time - it'll be interesting to see just how much ms. antin actually puts into making girlicious a big success - they all need to strike while the iron is still semi hot! (there's already a full on website for the ladies...and a second video for a track called stupid shit - gosh that's a bad title for a song - yikes!) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
just as i suspected brooke white was safe (and very lucky) on american idol tonight - and tattooed carly smithson got the boot - i think people felt bad for brooke (and voted) after last night's dramatic fiasco (i gasped when she forget the lyrics and had to start again) my pal joey and i were convinced she was going to sing i don't know how to love him from jesus christ superstar which would have been the PERFECTandrew lloyd webber song for her - instead she went with that after thought of a song from evita and totally murdered it - she was horrible but i do like her - last night just wasn't her thing! yet i know in the next two weeks we will say goodbye to ms. white and syesha mercado (who kicked ass last night - totally her best performance by far!) then jason castro will leave - the finale will for sure come down to david cook vs. david archuleta (i loved his rendition of think of me last night) my votes are already lined up to make sure that mr. cook takes the idol title this year - he is also way cuter these days - the haircut is working for him and i think he lost a few pounds...at first i thought david was cute but now i think he's pretty freakin' hot! we're down to the final five - i still say this season of idol has been one of the weakest - all the hype about this 7th time around being the best season ever was just pure & simple hype! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PHOTO CREDIT | FRANK MICELOTTA & MICHAEL BECKER FOR FOX
which TV actress (and recent divorcee) was desperately trying to cover herself up as she stepped out in west hollywood earlier today with her supposed new boyfriend? the answer is after the jump... (i rarely do these after the jump posts...so just play along!)
good evening! as a die hard supporter of hillary clinton i'm thrilled she won pennsylvania yesterday - just when you think she might be counted out - she manages to pull off important big state wins! (i am not claiming that she is perfect on any level - all politicians are on the shady side...) however i'm growing seriously tired of the competition between her and barack obama...hopefully they'll have the nomination figured out in a few weeks! (i'd love to see them both on the ticket...hillary as prez and barack can be VP!) this week's national enquirer is calling up drama for obama and his wife michelle (she does remind me of jackie o. a drop) being on the clinton side of things i'm way glad they didn't feature hillary on the cover - we all know she's had her share of marriage drama! when everything is said and done i'd just like a democrat in the whitehouse once again - the thought of john mccain being president makes my skin crawl - although his wife cindy is a bit of a hot tranny mess...which could prove to be fun! anyways - politic schmolitics - you guys know i loathe writing about the topic! i'm way more interested to see what goes down on american idol tonight...it might seem that brooke white leaving is a sure thing but i wouldn't count her out just yet! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo
→ we saw the divorce coming before star jones and al reynolds were even married! celebslam
→ britney spears (while banking) was going for a 'little house on the prairie' look! popsugar
→ lynne spears is disappointed daughter jamie lynn got preggers at such a young age dlisted
→ is joe simpson ruining jessica's relationship with footballer tony romo? cele|bitchy
→ pink is moving on w/ todd morse (the guitarist from juliette lewis' band) in case you didn't know
→ paris hilton mussed up wallpaper at a russian hotel and is now blacklisted i'm not obsessed
→ this calendar of moms didn't exactly work out like they were hoping it would... candy kirby
→ oj 'murderer' simpson wants a shot at being on trump's celeb apprentice - ugh! celebrity smack
→ get well soon wishes for 80-yr old shirley temple who broke her arm :( seriously? omg! wtf?
→ a hollywood movie bear turned on its trainer and killed him w/ a bite to the neck! bitten & bound
→ the kardashian sisters helped joe francis launch his 'girls gone wild' magazine a socialite's life
stay down mary j blige
teardrop jose gonzalez
→ it wouldn't be hump day w/o the latest harriet carter products! i'm bringing blogging back
→ it doesn't matter what size screen you watch 'cloverfield' on - it still sucks agent beadhead
→ kate moss is looking glowingly vintage in the april issue of paris' vogue use my computer
→ fergie is putting all pregnancy rumors to rest w/ her bikini body (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ microwaved new york comic con bites from my blogger pal nathaniel film experience
→ gisele bundchen side boob pictures!egotastic
→ paris insisted there'll be no double wedding for her and BFF nicole richie pop on the pop
→ megan fox posed with a real fox for the cover of pawprint magazine ninja dude
→ so what's hotter than angelina jolie holding cold hard steel? webster's is my bitch BONUS - CAN YOU GUESS... which singer likes to parade around her house naked? the blemish
good morning! this week's STAR magazine is featuring britney spears' new bikini body (supposedly losing 20lbs in thirty days) she's been seen hitting up the gym quite a lot - and although she still needs to keep working towards looking her best etc - britney certainly has come a long way in just a few months (hopefully when she regains financial control of her estate she won't fall apart and start being messy again...) also below is another STAR cover from back in january when ms. spears was labeled 'insane' if she does end up becoming a spokesperson for bally's gym - they totally need to use her meltdown pictures as the 'before' shots...ding dang! look at me y'all - from the brink of insanity to a new bikini body in just four months! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
seriously after my last post i was so ready to shut down for the evening but these pictures of amy winehouse just surfaced on the web and they were way too fucking crazy to pass up! oh my word...two posts about ms. winehouse in one evening - i promise to keep this one brief since i'm tired and need to sleep soon (plus don't pictures speak a thousand words?) amy somehow lost the keys to her london digs and had a friend break in through the garage which she helped to prop open (at 4am) i'm sure there were some drugs inside...i bet nobody wanted to wait for a proper locksmith to arrive on the scene! you all know that i love her to pieces but when you start to look like a drugged out zombie (photographic evidence) it's time to ring the alarm (yo beyonce!) and get some help! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
PS besides grabbing some newspaper with the headline 'headcase' (how appropriate) amy also picked up the latest issue of heat magazine that i posted about this morning - she must have been thrilled to left off the cover featuring bad skin...
it looks like nicole kidman's baby bump is coming along nicely - she was in NYC at the UN building earlier today speaking on behalf of UNIFEM - not that long ago there was talk of her bump being on the small side - she almost didn't look pregnant yet these new photos confirm that she'll soon be having her fellow aussie keith urban's baby! i wonder if there'll be play dates w/ suri cruise at some point down the line? popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey kids...well this isn't a post on courtney love again - but it is about another one of my favorite ladies to write about...ms. amy winehouse (i could easily spin-off popbytes into the 'courtney & amy 4EVA' blog) gosh i'd love to have them in the same room together - that would be way interesting (well for me at least!) unfortunately ms. winehouse is still a mess - her hubby blake is still incarcerated - and her third album (the follow-up to grammy winning back to black) has been put on hold until she gets her shit together! i worry about the girl everyday - i know that sounds like a crazy fan but 'back to black' hit me like a ton of bricks and something about her just drives me nuts (she's like from not of this day & age - amy is hardcore legendary drama) i'll completely lose my mind if anything awful happens to her! she was spotted out looking a bit out of her mind as usual - with a locket containing a picture of her blake...can you imagine the day he gets out of jail? those two will probably (for sure) go on a binge like we've never seen - they should close the bars in london that night (although drinking too much is the least of their problems...) just today i was reading rumors that blakey was supposedly selling nudie pictures of his wife in prison to score heroin - although with the way she looks - i can't see those pictures being worth much in prison...unless they can somehow sell 'em to the tabloids? popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening! today the brand spankin' new video for welsh soul singer duffy's second single warwick avenue was released (off her kick-ass debut album rockferry) the break-up ballad showcases another side of her incredible talent plus it's a superb follow-up to her massively catchy first hit single mercy - that seems to finally be picking up steam here in the US! next month duffy's album will get a proper stateside release on may 18th! (or you can pick up the import version like i did...i simply couldn't wait!) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
→ if paris & nicole do a double wedding - you know they'll make it a reality show! i'm not obsessed
→ amy winehouse's hubby blake was swapping naked pics of his wife for heroin! celebslam
→ oh lordy - little ali lohan's acting career is starting to take flight... pop on the pop
→ jessica simpson and her boyfriend tony romo got all slobbery over a piece of cake yeeeah!
→ paris hilton is back in los angeles catching up on essentials - like staying tan! popsugar
→ ashlee simpson has a t-shirt line out to coincide with her new album 'bittersweet world' dlisted
→ johnny depp isn't pleased with the quality of wine in illinois in case you didn't know
→ shia labeouf was desperately looking for a lady to go home with... candy kirby
→ one dog mistook actress natalie portman for a conveniently located fire hydrant a socialite's life
→ what's up with 'dancing w/ the stars' derek hough & shannon elizabeth? seriously? omg! wtf?
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
4 minutes (remix) madonna w/ j. timberlake
→ 'the hills' welcomed back scruffy (and sometimes cute) justin bobby! i'm bringing blogging back
→ life can be demeaning - especially if you happen to be a urinal (or dina lohan) hurty elbow
→ hayden panettiere is sucking up to paris by calling her 'a marketing genius' celebrity smack
→ pictures of lindsay lohan partying down w/ her BFF sam ronson (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ harry potter's emma watson celebrated her birthday with drinks and a coochie flash the blemish
→ penelope cruz nude videos from 'elegy'!egotastic
→ how does mariah carey feel about possibly having kids of her own some day? cele|bitchy
→ jenna jameson's latest feat! applying her makeup while performing... webster's is my bitch
→ britney now needs to have 'script approval' for her guest TV appearances girls talkin' smack
→ pete wentz was showing off his package by wearing sweats and no undies... cityrag BONUS PHOTOSHOP FUN with jesse metcalfe's hairy man boobs! pretty on the outside
good morning! i totally got a kick out of the latest cover of UK's heat magazine which is featuring hottie david beckham at the top - letting it be known that david gets his back, sack, & crack waxed (try to say back, sack, crack, wax 15x fast) normally that would be way too much information (TMI) but not when it comes to mr. beckham! now i'm all for manscaping & maintenance but waxing your balls sounds quite painful! david's wife victoria beckham is also featured on the cover with her 'bad skin days' - she's joined by keira knightley, lily allen, and billie piper - the magazine also has a bit on who is trying to ban all skinny celebrities - oh my gosh - that would be banning most of hollywood! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening boys & girls! i'll admit i was slightly worried about madonna's new album not living up to my high expectations but i'm extremely happy to report that hard candy is excellent (i've totally tossed mariah carey's new album E=MC2 aside for the moment - i needed a break from mimi anyways) however i don't think madge's latest outing tops her last album confessions on a dance floor but it's really solid (tracks 1-8 are awesome and 9-12 are decent) and thankfully way more dancey than i thought it was going to be! you've probably heard by now that although the album doesn't release until april 29th - the tracks started leaking out over the weekend and i was able to download the entire thing earlier this afternoon (it certainly wasn't very hard to find at all...) however i've already pre-ordered the album on itunes and of course i'll also be picking up the special edition version!
two tracks that immediately stand out are she's not me & incredible - both are over six minutes long (and produced by pharrell williams) they definitely take you on a journey - getting twisted up into sonic urban/dance landscapes that both tip their hats to madonna's early work! i'm also digging on give it 2 me which will be the second single and again was produced by mr. williams (the timbaland produced tracks are rockin' too (except dance 2night which is probably my least favorite off the album) but i think overall pharrell did an amazing job) madonna (who turns 50 in august!) better get her tour on again - gosh i must see her play live again! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS even with all that hoopla & drummed up buzz over her engagement to boyfriend pete wentz and possible pregnancy - nobody seems to be talking about ashlee simpson's new album bittersweet world which drops tomorrow...the timing of all that 'press' last week was way too coincidental...and didn't pay off like papa joe simpson was hoping it would (however i'll probably pick up her album since i got suckered into loving that song outta my head)
01 candy shop (madonna, pharrell williams) - 4:15
02 4 minutes (w/ justin timberlake) (madonna, mosley, hills, timberlake) - 4:04
03 give it 2 me (madonna, williams) - 4:47
04 heartbeat (madonna, williams) - 4:03
05 miles away (madonna, mosley, hills, timberlake) - 4:48
06 she's not me (madonna, williams) - 6:04
07 incredible (madonna, williams) - 6:19
08 beat goes on (w/ kanye west) (madonna, williams, kanye west) - 4:26
09 dance 2night (madonna, mosley, lane, timberlake) - 5:03
10 spanish lesson (madonna, williams) - 3:37
11 devil wouldn't recognize you (madonna, mosley, hills, timberlake, joe henry) - 5:08
12 voices (madonna, mosley, hills, lane, timberlake) - 3:39
→ would you let paris hilton groom your dog? she can't even take care of her own 17 dogs! dlisted
→ get a look at the messy lady who smashed into sandra bullock while driving drunk celebslam
→ britney spears will be making another guest appearance on 'how i met your mother' popsugar
→ new pictures of 15-yr old miley cyrus being semi-inappropriate have hit the web! gabby babble
→ kate hudson & owen wilson were caught canoodling & celebrating her birthday a socialite's life
→ more wedding rumors about brad & angelina possibly getting hitched this june celebrity smack
→ yikes! what's up with colin farrell? he's looking rough around the edges in case you didn't know
→ lourdes (desperately needing eyebrow work) is almost as tall as madonna celebrity baby scoop
→ tom & katie were making out during suri's birthday party (trying to dispel rumors) cele|bitchy
→ even when caught at the airport dita von teese epitomizes style & class! i'm not obsessed
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
the spirit teaser trailer
→ circus hour has come to a close but we've still got candy kirby & gallery of the absurdcircus hour
→ russia's vladimir putin has taken a liking to one very flexible young lady agent bedhead
→ lindsay lohan danced the night away with friends and a few vodka/redbulls! celebwarship
→ does tila tequila annoy anyone else? or is it just me? (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ heidi montag isn't satisfied w/ just her nose & boobs - she wants butt implants! pop on the pop
→ jennifer aniston bikini pictures to start the weekegotastic
→ do you think 'gossip girl' is the 'best.show.ever.'? NY magazine does! webster's is my bitch
→ blake fielder-civil (amy winehouse's hubby) & pete doherty starring in 'prison escape' the fug
→ carmen electra was partying down at pure nightclub celebrating her 36th birthday hollywood rag
→ a whole book of easy recipes w/ all the ingredients coming from your local 99¢ store! cityrag BONUS VIDEO the interview scientologists don't want you to see... xenu TV
good morning! i've been meaning to post about UK soul singer adele (join her on myspace) who has been making quite a splash with her debut album 19 along with her first single chasing pavements - she's been compared to amy winehouse and duffy - yet she definitely has her own style that i've been digging on for a few months now - plus she's playing los angeles next month at the roxy (may 21st) which i know will be a kick-ass show! i came across this smooth remix of one of adele's tracks hometown glory courtesy of night facilities - please have a listen below and let's all try to make it through monday! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
one last post before bed...david & victoria beckham were spotted out having a romantic dinner (actually it was a big birthday bash for posh) in santa monica at via veneto and the large picture below where ms. beckham strikes an awkward (alien) pose (in a quite simple yet fierce dress) totally reminded me of the bangles' hit walk like an egyptian (video embedded below) from back in 1986! i do like the switch up of her hair - it's a refreshing change from victoria's normal bob! as for mr. beckham - he's so damn sexy - i love his unshaven look and although that black & white checkered suit probably looks like crap at the store - david manages to pull it off (and matches perfectly with his wife) oh my gosh - he's so freakin' hot! popbytes over & out for tonight - xxoo (and a happy belated birthday goes out to posh who just turned 34!)
hey hey! i'm super excited because this coming thursday (april 24th) i've been invited to a special portishead rehearsal session as the english trip-hop band (join them on myspace) preps to play at the upcoming coachella music festival and they're finally releasing their new album third after a ten year delay on april 29th! hands down one of my top albums of all-time is dummy which the band released back in 1994 (the year i graduated from high school) lead singer beth gibbons vocals are hauntingly beautiful and goose bump inducing! the best part is that i've been given three pairs of tickets that are now up for grabs here on popbytes! all you have to do is email me at mk@popbytes.com (between now and late tuesday evening) please make sure you live in los angeles and don't already have plans for thursday night! i think it's going to be an amazing & intimate experience with some kick-ass music plus one of my dearest friends will be in town from NYC - the evening promises to be good times all around! i will be randomly selecting the winners who will be contacted soon with all the exact details (the band's rehearsal will take place between 7-9pm-ish) below you can also watch the video for portishead's first single off the album called machine gun - a stellar track - i totally can't wait to hear more new material! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
enter to win a pair of tickets to a special private portishead rehearsal as they prepare to headline this year's coachella music festival and release their hugely-anticipated cd, third, their first album in 10 years, in stores april 29th.
the exclusive rehearsal will be held in los angeles on april 24th. further details to be delivered to winner...
hey everyone! in honor of 420 today (amy winehousecelebrated early with a public toke) i've got the brand new key art for the return of weeds on showtime! a 4th season of 'fresh buds' kicks off on monday june 16th along with the sexy new series from the UK secret diary of a call girl - which is perfect since monday nights are kind of a crappy TV night - except i may start tuning into gossip girl which returns tomorrow night since my pals joey, candace, and elana swear by it! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
i guess that's what some moms must have been tricked into thinking - as their kids were propped up against heidi montag over at kitson for yet another celebratory launch of her totally useless clothing line heidiwood which doesn't seem to be for young girls unless they're dressing up as hoochies on halloween! if you're a huge fan of the line (and walk the streets) you best snap it up now - i don't see this venture lasting very long - although heidi and boyfriend spencer pratt will be milking it for as long as possible (i still associate the whole notion of 'heidi' with infamous hollywood madamheidi fleiss who once sold clothing under the brand 'heidi wear') i hope everyone is enjoying themselves - tonight i'm catching up on bunch of shows that are all backed up on my tivo! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo
hey everyone! yup there's more pop culture related art to report on - artist daniel edwards is about to unveil his latest project (he was also responsible for the sculpture of britney spearsgiving birth on a bearskin rug and the paris hiltoninteractive autopsy with removable organs) this time around he fashioned a gold burial mask & sarcophagus for oprah winfrey which is trying to send some kind of a message about health care reform coming too late for some baby boomers - leaving them unprepared for their final send off - oh my gosh it's totally creepy to think about your own demise (especially on a weekend!) i doubt we'll see ms. winfrey talking about the morbid sculpture anytime soon - but if you'd like to own it for yourself - it's currently up for auction although no one seems to be biting just yet - i get the whole concept behind the piece but owning it is an entirely different matter - no thanks! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
A gilded coffin lid bearing Oprah's full-figured likeness with slimming vertical stripes, The Oprah Sarcophagus is designed for a look of cultural neutrality with respect to Oprah's audience and the style of her magazine. "The Oprah Sarcophagus is the ideal visual aid for educating boomers about living wills, casket choices, and memorial service arrangements," says gallery co-director John Leo. "We would like to hear Oprah tell her viewers that a great coffin should be something of which to aspire, and that no one should have to settle for a pine box."
Edwards' inspiration for the golden casket developed after reading how Oprah was in mourning over the death of her 2-year-old golden retriever, Gracie. Oprah recounted, "As I stood there dazed, stunned, crying over Gracie's dead body I learned the lesson to enjoy life but remember to slow down, too."
"It might slow people down in a self-reflective and spiritual way if they were to consider their own funeral," said the artist, adding that inspiration for the Sarcophagus was reinforced by a headline he read in a grocery market checkout line, which suggested Oprah had only six years to live.
"The baby boomer generation is in poor health, afflicted with obesity, high blood pressure, diabetes, and is dependent on multiple prescriptions. Baby Boomers should be encouraged to plan for their inevitable funerals," says gallery co-director David Kesting. SOURCE
good evening! i perhaps caught your attention with the headline - although paris hilton has no association with these new trendy designer gas masks - they do look like something she might wear if there was ever some type of major socialite emergency or disaster! although the gas masks below are looking 'hot' as paris would say - they're just conceptual art - the masks will not be sold (sorry to burst your bubble) designer diddo velema created the pieces to be a statement on today's mass consumer culture (way out of control - myself included in the mix) he should have played a trick on ms. hilton by getting her to be interested in being a spokesperson - i'm sure for the right amount of money - she would've jumped at the chance (i managed to do a quick photoshop job of what she'd look like with the mask on) you must browse some of mr. velema's other works of art - including presidential nominees in clown face - which totally freaked me out - clowns are spooky!
tonight i'm just chilling like a pop villain with a few glasses of red wine (listening to mariah careyagain - you must get her new album E=MC2 (which will top the charts with an expected 500,000 copies sold) it's as tight as joan rivers' face!) i so needed to relax this evening - plus i'm super stoked over getting tickets to the kanye west's 'glow in the dark' tour which is getting RAVE & off the hook reviews (go read what anne powers of the LA times had to say) although he's playing at nokia live this coming monday & tuesday - i seriously don't really like that fairly new venue (i've seen like three shows there and each time i was disappointed) so i opted to see mr. west's show at staples center on june 7th (landing on a saturday which beats seeing a concert on a monday or tuesday anyday!) fuck - i can't wait! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
→ jessica didn't have a kidney infection - she was screwed up from a 3-week booze binge! yeeeah!
→ why did mommy's boobs get bigger? now children can learn all about plastic surgery! circus hour
→ happy birthday to suri cruise who turns 2 today - and katie was prepping for a party popsugar
→ chris 'leave britney alone' crocker is still working his 15 minutes in case you didn't know
→ david & victoria's son cruz is already a bad ass - he flipped off all the paparazzi! a socialite's life
→ gary busey is about to be evicted (he can stay w/ jen garner & ben affleck!) i'm not obsessed
→ jake gyllenhaal was being a big diva on set - complaining about everything! celebslam
→ beyonce & jay-z already had their first public spat since quietly marrying allie is wired
→ rumer willis should get points for trying - which she does really hardcore webster's is my bitch
→ cutie pie anderson cooper's ex-boyrfriend has been revealed (he's cute & young) l.a. rag mag
all i see kylie minogue
sour times (live) portishead
→ everyone can't seem to get enough of inside secrets from 'the hills' i'm bringing blogging back
→ what if your favorite male disney characters moonlighted as underwear models? film experience
→ cynthia nixon claims that somebody dies in the upcoming 'sex & the city' movie! celebwarship
→ pictures from heidi & spencers totally set-up afternoon in NYC (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ paris hilton was spotted showing off her hot tranny mess moves at some club pop on the pop
→ katherine heigl in a sports bra should be sexier...egotastic
→ eddie murphy is back to making more remakes (this time he'll be shrinking) seriously? omg! wtf?
→ beth ditto and her band gossip were on david letterman - they rock! celebrity smack
→ after kristy lee cook was booted off idol - she admitted to being engaged! fatback media
→ nicole kidman wants to get her kids out of scientology (good luck with that nic!) mollygood BONUS JAIL UPDATE rapper foxy brown was released from rikers island prison! hollywire
good morning everyone - it's friday! below i've got funny lady joan rivers (looking more and more like 'the joker' - her smile has been frozen in time) who stopped by martha stewart's daytime talk show yesterday (some of their quips are posted below) where the two ladies had fun playing with matzo - coating it in chocolate & nuts! i know most people find joan to be the most annoying lady alive but she has done so much work over the years (yes that kind of work too...) and she's had her share of ups and downs but joan is a total trooper & a great comedian (plus she turns 75 in june) i wish we'd see her back on the red carpet with her daughter melissa rivers - it was always way awkward & uncomfortable yet i loved watching celebrities squirm when they were forced to deal with her! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
on matzo and aging:
jr: can i just say - every time i see matzo it reminds me of my chest. flat and brown spots.
ms: joan! i don't know when women start to make fun of themselves...i wouldn't talk about that stuff ever!
jr: but your body's in better shape. you were a model, bitch.
on her upcoming trip to china:
ms: why are you going to china?
jr: again, a mistake. olivia newton-john called me and she said, 'this is for breast cancer, would you like to walk the great wall?'...i thought she said 'walk the great mall,' and i said, 'you got it!'
ms: did you learn any chinese?
jr: yes, i learned one phrase - 'i am single. are you?' i also think it's important to learn, 'where is gucci?'
on her love for sweets:
ms: you like sweets?
jr: look at my ass.
on the chocolate matzo:
jr: moses would have loved this!
on her matzo house:
ms: are they [the audience] laughing at your gingerbread roof?
jr: yes! they're laughing and i'm not even naked!
ms: i've made one side of my little roof, and it's very neat and perfect.
jr: and i've done mine free form. i think of myself as a modern artist.
PHOTO | ANDERS KRUSBERG FOR THE MARTHA STEWART SHOW
ms. britney spears was caught being good again (when i was in elementary school they had this dumb award given out to kids 'caught being good' - it never quite lived up to the hype the teachers gave it) instead of making drama (or denting fenders) brit was back (along w/ a big ass bronze bag) at a recording studio tonight (specifically glenwood place studios over in burbank) she's probably just messing around and getting used to being back in 'the zone'...she's also been at the gym recently and supposedly bally total fitness wants to hire her as their spokesperson although i think it might be a little soon for that - it wasn't all that long ago that she was a total mess and she still doesn't seem 100% (her hair/weave needs major help) but ms. spears has certainly come a long way! (yet nobody should be depending on her at the moment except for money)
i'm sure everyone will agree that a big part of her recovery can be credited to her dad jamie spears who really took control of his daughter's crazy ass situation! if i were advising her i'd suggest doing an all out promotional tour for her album blackout (which you all know i totally love and there's a few more tracks begging to be singles) she barely did anything (no letterman, leno, or anyone else for that matter) when the album was released since she was so damn out of it - i think it'd be brit's best focal point - not doing TV guest appearances, endorsing gyms, being a dance teacher, or designing t-shirts...it's time to bring back the pop star we all (secretly) loved at one time or another! (plus it'd be great to see her back with her kids again) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo! (of course she had to have a drop of mess tonight - literally - witness the small wet stain on her shirt!)
hey everyone! earlier this afternoon my dear pal victoria hit me up on instant messenger with blogworthy news - UK songbird lily allen posted two new demo tracks on her myspace! i fell head over heels for her debut album alright, still - which ms. victoria also clued me in on...she just needs to get her ass to los angeles so we can paint the town red and gush over ms. allen in person! especially since i'm totally digging both tracks - i don't know & i could say - listen to the streams or you can download them over on fansite oh lily! i'm still not super comfortable with her being a blonde - but it's growing on me just a little - she reminds me of debbie harry (from her blondie days) a bit! it certainly has been a roller coaster of drama for ms. allen over the past few months - yet she seems to be right on track at the moment (i wish the same could be said about her sometime rival amy winehouse) i can't wait for her second album! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS the pictures below were taken on april 15th over in london - ms. allen hit up the thomas williams fine art gallery where she picked up two paintings (totaling $47K) by paul simonon (of the clash) one for herself - the other as a present to elton john who is apparently lending her his home in the south of france - i hope he has insurance - we all know lily is quite the party animal!
on her new demo tracks
eaaasssyy peoples, so, i'm a blondie and loving it and i've been working hard in the studio. i posted a couple of new songs on the player for you all to have a listen to and get an idea of my new direction, they are just at a demo stage so don't be too hard on them. i'll probably swap some others around and play you stuff as i do it in the studio, like i did last time round. and ther'll also be a new mixtape soon, i hope you enjoy this shizzle. aiiight big kisss lil x x
on her painting purchase
i am looking to fill my bedroom with some art. i've already got a bit of an art collection including a few damien hirsts and some interesting prints. i'm very into my art. i wish i could paint but i'm rubbish. i've bought a few paintings because i'm still doing up my flat. plus i wanted to get one for elton to say thanks, as i am going to his house in the south of france.
→ ashton kutcher talked w/ his stepdaughters about sex including rumer who got laid! celebslam
→ papa joe simpson is trying to cash in on ashlee simpson's pregnancy! i'm not obsessed
→ mets pitcher john maine has major wood for jennifer aniston - and her hair! on 205th
→ oh lordy - mary-kate olsen is wearing another terribly awful outfit on the red carpet! popsugar
→ sexy fashion maven tom ford wants people to look their best when out in public a socialite's life
→ calling all olive garden waitresses - now's your chance to be in a playboy spread! dlisted
→ creepy sam lufti has to stay away from britney spears until the end of july pop on the pop
→ BA employees must be thrilled that naomi campbell won't fly w/ them in case you didn't know
→ gwyneth paltrow is opening up about her depression after the birth of her son moses holy moly
→ whoa - sound the emergency alert system is right! jodie marsh is way outta control! circus hour
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
madonna's youtube message
→ 'edward scissorhands' was almost played by tom cruise instead of johnny depp! cele|bitchy
→ more information on tom cruise's wacky ass scientology 'religion' agent bedhead
→ kim kardashian was turning the cameras on the paparazzi (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ anybody want to run their fingers through al pacino's hair? (probably not) seriously? omg! wtf?
→ rachel bilson is a blonde bombshell!egotastic
→ michelle rodriguez is keeping her vagina's business all to herself! celebrity smack
→ make sure to sign this petition to save the land around the hollywood sign! derober
→ that rob lowe nanny is totally looking for money - and she's a famewhore! webster's is my bitch
→ paris hilton is seriously having trouble finding people to be her new reality BFF! yeeeah!
→ 'project runway' winner christian soriano who will be on 'ugly betty' on may 1st the wow report BONUS BEHIND THE SCENES OF... madonna & justin timberlake's '4 minutes' video! popeater
good morning! hip hip hooray - it's time for the 'mashup of the week' and this track selected by my pal DJ paul v.totally put me in a good mood - not only does it feature destiny's child (oh my gosh - i miss them being together!) it also has kelly rowland's solo hit single 'like this' - i seriously hope we'll be seeing a reunion of the ladies sooner rather than later! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
†FROM DJ PAUL V. One of my favorite records from 2007 was 'I Created Disco' from the UK's Calvin Harris. The dude is only like 24 years old, and while he didn't create disco, he's already producing big names like Kylie Minogue and remixing hipsters like The Ting Tings and CSS. His Acceptable In The 80's jam is just about the bounciest slice of electropop fun you'll hear, and since I had three tracks that mashed it up, I decided to combo them up into my own megamix. It features a solo Kelly Rowland plus Destiny's Child, and some British dude named Marvin The Martian, who did his own freestyle over the track (which caught some buzz on the UK charts). Calvin plays in Los Angeles next week and at Coachella on April 26th.
i'm sure some of you must get sick of courtney love but i never grow tired of her - i could post on her everyday if i had to! (don't forget i only have one small tattoo and it's in honor of courtney!) ms. love was leaving groucho club this evening over in london with her pal noel fielding (who won sexiest male at this year's NME awards - i don't see sexy at all - am i missing something?) wearing a dress that slightly reminds me of the queen of hearts in lewis carroll's alice's adventures in wonderland - i wouldn't call that a compliment...i say off with the dress! bad fashion aside at least she's not looking scary skinny like she was a few months back! also the mystery of her dirty finger (which i posted about last week) has been solved...someone left a comment that it was most likely do to her heavy smoking habit - her fingers have become stained with nicotine - gross! now i smoke too (shame on me - yes i know - i'm moving towards quitting...) but my fingers are not stained - ms. love must smoke a helluva lot! instead of smoking so damn much courtney needs to get on top of releasing her second solo album nobody's daughter which i've been waiting for what seems like forever - i'm starting to wonder if it will ever get a proper release?!? popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
hey hey! i finally got my wish - for the very mediocre and boring as wood kristy lee cook to get the boot on american idol tonight! although i was betting that my dear brooke white was going to be leaving - so i was really happy when ryan announced that brooke had another week! although i know it's going to come down to the guys - i still don't have an ultimate favorite just yet - right now i'm rooting for both david cook (who is looking cuter each week to me) and oh so dreamy jason castro - i'd love to see them battle it out for the final two but i just know that david archuleta (who completely annoys me on many levels but he is quite talented) will take one of the final spots!
as for mariah carey i thought she did a great job performing her second single bye bye which i bet will also land her another #1 hit - i've listened to her new album E=MC2 a few more times and i really like the whole thing - i wonder if she'll get grammy nominations again like she did for the emancipation of mimi? at work earlier today we were all talking about her sense of style which is almost non-existent at times but damn her body looks great right now - yet girlfriend could really use some styling help - some of her hoochie momma mall getups are just plain awful (part of the blame can be placed on long island - and don't forget i'm from there which allows me to make occasional digs!) tonight mariah's black dress was halfway decent and i loved her microphone & stand all covered in what i assume must be swarovski crystals - mimi is such a complete diva and so over the top (i bet she's the type of person it's fun to play practical jokes on) but that's why i adore her along with that killer voice! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening y'all! below is the latest cover of national enquirer featuring an entire article on hollywood's deadliest diets - which can often have dire consequences like heart attacks, kidney failure, diabetes, and strokes - not good times! thankfully i've never had to go on a diet (in fact people always tell me to eat up but i like being skinny and i've always been this way - so whatever) but i can imagine losing weight can be a difficult thing to deal with - i'm not overly educated on all the ins & outs of dieting but it seems to me that a good diet consists of eating properly with the right foods and small portions, plus exercise! (easier said than done i know) shady surgeries and/or strange pills don't appear to be the answer but the pressure can be intense in hollywood to stay thin and look your best! we've also got drama for dr. phil mcgraw again who is supposedly begging his wife to him back after he was caught lying & cheating - the past few months certainly have not been good for phil! last but not least more sad news about patrick swayze who is still battling cancer but is doing all he can to fight the deadly disease - please keep him in your thoughts and prayers! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS the guess who on the left is UK singer beth ditto who fronts the band gossip (quite popular over in the UK) they totally kick-ass (and were featured in a mashup of the week here on popbytes - one of my faves!) hopefully she isn't really eating a whole bucket of fried chicken and two cartons of ice cream for dinner - that can't be healthy! (although i freakin' love fried chicken - it would pain me to stay away from its greasy (and salty) goodness!)
→ hmmm...all this ashlee simpson baby hoopla - just days before her album comes out! popsugar
→ if ashlee is preggers her big sister jessica simpson might burn up with baby envy! evil beet
→ amy winehouse's record label is giving her the ultimatum - get clean or no new album! dlisted
→ kathy & rick hilton are totally approving of paris' relationship w/ benji madden celebslam
→ this week the tabloids are dominated by britney spears & katie holmes! i'm not obsessed
→ don't expect george clooney to be having kids of his own (sorry sarah) in case you didn't know
→ tilda swinton is drumming up some dramatic plans for when she dies circus hour
→ sad news for cameron diaz...her dad passed away yesterday at the age of 58 pop on the pop
→ harry potter actor rupert grint is staying away from the likes of paris & lindsay celebrity smack
→ heidi 'superstar' montag is really letting fame go to her head... webster's is my bitch
pocketful of sunshine natasha bedingfield
always be my baby david cook
→ go get your hump day fill of tacky harriet carter products! i'm bringinging blogging back
→ jennie garth might be playing 'kelly taylor' again on the upcoming 90210 spin-off a socialite's life
→ now is your chance to see junkie boy pete doherty in the slammer seriously? omg! wtf?
→ UK lady jodie marsh looks like a completely different person w/o makeup on! agent bedhead
→ danity kane's aubrey o'day was rocking a see-through top (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ katherine heigl's panties come out to playegotastic
→ i never realized that susan sarandon actually has a pretty big rack on top hollywood tuna
→ evan rachel wood is starting to look like her bf marilyn manson's ex-wife dita von teese vh1 blog
→ here is the proper way to wrap up your dead dog - by martha stewart best week ever
→ if only you really could go from new york city to los angeles in four minutes flat! cityrag
good morning everyone! this week's STAR magazine is calling trouble again for tom cruise and katie holmes - with a supposed trial separation in the works for the couple which if true doesn't surprise me at all (this is what i've hoped for all along...i can't stand them as a couple - although the cover is a bit misleading - there's more info on their website) but there's one precious little girl - miss suri cruise who may get caught in the middle of their drama! she's totally an adorable kid but she does look slightly demonic below - she's all 'don't cry mommy!' (but she's really thinking 'i'll take care of daddy for you...') the other day there were rumors floating around that tom didn't want his wife hanging out with victoria beckham who he claims is a bad influence on his 'stepford' lady (who must be dying on the inside for a little independence from him) we all know that tom likes to control everything he can yet he might not be able keep katie under his thumb for much longer or stop his marriage from falling apart...if they do split up - he'll totally be itching to get a replacement model - so ladies of hollywood - beware - the hunt for mr. cruise's next scientology queen could be underway soon (run katie, run!) popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening! tori spelling is just like her character donna martin to me - totally your annoying friend from back in high school that you genuinely liked (and felt bad for at moments...) but sometimes you would simply have to avoid them at all costs - small doses worked out best! since her 90210 days i've always enjoyed all of her little pet projects & acting stints (i loved her in the house of yes and that show so notorious was really fun) tori somehow manages keep herself busy most of the time (she even has a book out) let's not forget she didn't get all of her daddy aaron spelling's money yet girlfriend seems to work it all out!
i can't really think of anything bad to say about ms. spelling - she does appear to be a good egg at heart (annoying qualities aside) now tori is all ready to have her second baby plus has a new film coming out called kiss the bride! although i'm usually not super crazy about these niche type films which usually feel sub par and so overly crafted for the demographic at hand (this one is for us gays) yet i did get a couple of chuckles out of the trailer (embedded below) plus the two guys starring alongside ms. spelling (phillip karner & james o'shea) are way cute and tori's (sometimes sexy) hubby dean mcdermott also has a part! the film hits various theaters around the country starting soon (here's the schedule)
moving onto an unrelated topic - what did everyone think of american idol tonight?!? i thought david cook totally kicked ass with his rocked out rendition of mariah carey's 'always be my baby' and i loved jason castro with 'i don't wanna cry' - i voted for them both - hopefully tomorrow night it will finally be kristy lee cook's turn to get the boot! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
when matt receives an invitation to high school best friend ryan's wedding he's surprised - especially that ryan is marrying a woman! matt plans to rescue his former love from whatever "she-devil" has trapped him into this huge mistake.
on the other hand, ryan's perky fiancé alex takes quite the liking to matt. is she very cunning, disarmingly ditzy, completely adorable - or all three? as matt tries to rekindle the old flame, ryan is intent on putting out any sparks. ryan dismisses their old romance as just a high school thing, but matt realizes ryan may still be the love of his life. all the while, matt must deal with "his new best friend" alex, the two families, and a hometown he thought he'd left entirely in the past...
→ i have 2 chihuahuas & they'd love to live in beverly hills - i must see this movie best week ever
→ would you let messy (yet lovable!) amy winehouse babysit your children? l.a. rag mag
→ after cracking a rude joke - paris hilton apologized to kim kardashian's butt! a socialite's life
→ don't get in a fret - beyonce is not retiring! she is here to stay...FOREVER! dlisted
→ john mayer got a sexy new tattoo - in fact he did a full on arm sleeve! popsugar
→ ashlee simpson may or may not be preggers - pete wentz is denying the buzz agent bedhead
→ deep thoughts by keith urban on his wife nicole kidman's very small baby belly... circus hour
→ one television star who used to be a scientologist is now speaking out! in case you didn't know
→ michael lohan wants everyone to know dina lohan is a bitch (yet we already knew that) celebslam
→ yikes! paula abdul took the whole country theme a bit too far on the red carpet! bitten & bound
tranny mcguyver
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
→ i don't see the issue here? rob lowe can expose himself to me anytime! celebrity smack
→ christina ricci is looking sexy in a new blackbook magazine photo spread pop on the pop
→ anna kournikova was running a marathon looking really skinny (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ next week's 'rock of love 2' reunion promises to be a total hot tranny mess! celebwarship
→ sienna miller's bikini cameltoe!egotastic
→ davis hasselhoff is making sure that no one think he's dead & buried seriously? omg! wtf?
→ britney might be releasing some of her 'on the edge of a breakdown' video diaries yeeeah!
→ omg this is the best post i've read all day! cher played every part in 'west side story' popwatch
→ heidiwood: one of the overlooked circles of hell; inhabited by a soulless... webster's is my bitch
→ samantha ronson is watching over her BFF lindsay lohan all the time! bricks & stones BONUS RUMOR OF THE DAY could pete wentz be pregnant?!? pretty on the outside
good morning! over the past few days i kept noticing this way cool movie poster plastered all over town for a flick called the fall and for some reason it just popped into my head again this morning and i found the trailer and holy crap - it looks freakin' amazing - totally a film right up my alley! it stars cutie pie lee pace who also stars on ABC's pushing daisies as 'the pie maker' (which better be coming back - that show kicked ass) and was directed by tarsem who also directed the cell with jennifer lopez (another visual stunner!) plus it's being presented by two of my favorite directors david fincher & spike jonze - oh i hope the fantasy filled film doesn't disappoint when it opens on may 9th - you must watch the trailer below! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
Los Angeles, circa 1920's, a little immigrant girl (Catinca Untaru) finds herself in a hospital recovering from a fall. She strikes up a friendship with a bedridden man (Lee Pace) who captivates her with a whimsical story that removes her far from the hospital doldrums into the exotic landscapes of her imagination. Making sure he keeps the girl interested in the story he interweaves her family and people she likes from the hospital into his tale...
hey hey! new mom jennifer lopez took a little alone time tonight with her hubby marc anthony at NYC's waverly inn (while the babies were under lockdown with fort knox security) for just having twins like nine weeks ago (february 22nd) she looks quite refreshed & relaxed and it appears she lost most of her baby weight! yet i'm not crazy about that color on her - it makes her look older and a tad boring (although i'm not a huge fan of his - he doesn't look too bad actually - mr. anthony should always keep those sunglasses on...) over the weekend i tried to watch el cantante but i just couldn't make it through the whole thing - once i take a break from watching a movie - 99% of the time i don't finish it - there's simply too much other stuff to watch to start back pedaling! now that ms. lopez has the baby thing under her belt i'm curious to see what her next move will be - probably not another movie with marc! (maybe she'll get back to promoting her latest album brave which i still stand by as a totally solid pop album!) popbytes over & out for tonight - xxoo!
some things never change - which can sometimes be a good thing - case in point tonight is björk - the oddball icelandic singer - who is still bizarre yet brilliant & original as always! (the pictures below are from a show this evening at london's hammersmith apollo - i just adore the colorful furry mini-pommed hat along with her dress that looks part aluminum foil) i have such deep respect for her - she always blows me away with her genius & crafty musical ways - i know she's not everyone's cup of tea and i can't listen to her all of the time (i doubt anyone could) but she never fails at bringing something fresh and oh so kooky to the table - no one can argue with that! the mold was smashed into a thousand pieces when she was made - i can't even think of who i would compare her to - björk (along w/ her fashion) is in a league all her own! i've mentioned a couple of times on here before that you must see dancer in the dark if you haven't already - her golden globe nominated performance is simply incredible - overall the story is a bit of a downer but it's an excellent film! as for future projects she'll be releasing 'volta revisted' (2CD live/remixes + 1 DVD) sometime this spring! gosh it certainly has been a music filled day here on popbytes with mariah, dolly, and now björk! i'm over & out for now...xxoo! (i also added her video from '96 for i miss you - a truly awesome track!)
→ an old sex tape featuring legendary marilyn monroe has been sold for a $1.5 million bucks! dlisted
→ tom cruise doesn't want katie hanging out with victoria beckham anymore... i'm not obsessed
→ lindsay lohan's dad michael is reopening his divorce case against mom dina popsugar
→ dr. phil found himself in hot water again - thankfully britney was not involved the superficial
→ paris hilton and jessica simpson are setting themselves up to have a weave off! a socialite's life
→ the always 'ravishing' cate blanchett gave birth to her third child! webster's is my bitch
→ at least amy winehouse is kind of admitting that she has a serious problem pop on the pop
→ paparazzi dude adnan ghalib was stabbed with a knife! in case you didn't know
→ could anderson cooper be the one set to replace kate couric on the CBS news? cele|bitchy
→ ivana trump made sure all 600 guests at her 4th wedding had lots of cake! the WOW report
sideshow candy w/ candy kirby
millionaire (video #2) the puppini sisters
→ remember 'where's waldo?' the hunt is on to spot him w/ google earth! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ donald trump still manages to take swipes at rosie any chance he gets! celebrity smack
→ avril lavigne's breasts get the rub down!egotastic
→ victoria beckham's clothing line is being pulled off the shelves from some stores! hollywire
→ why did ashlee simpson get engaged? because she's preggers with pete's baby! ninja dude
→ britney spears was putting on some makeup at the time of her fender bender... yeeeah!
→ heather mills should take her ass to the moon - nobody wants her around! gabsmash
→ tom cruise's son connor landed his first acting gig in a spielberg film celebrity baby scoop
→ pete doherty is about to unleash his inner drama queen while in lockdown! agent bedhead
→ will renee zellweger ever be able to escape the bridget jones curse? cityrag
oh gosh! here's the brand new dolly parton video for her inspirational new single jesus & gravity off her latest album backwoods barbie! this is the same track she performed when she made a recent guest appearance on american idol - it's a totally uplifting track - i simply adore ms. parton - she's the best! woo hoo - monday is already turning out to be a good day - popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good morning! over the weekend i spent a lot of time listening to mariah carey's new album E=MC2 which hits stores tomorrow and i've become completely obsessed with this one track called i'm that chick - i'm convinced mariah needs to release the song as her third single (her 2nd one bye bye (a really nice ballad) is just starting to make the rounds now) although technically this is my 'monday .mp3' column - i only have a live performance of the track to share with you but i love the song so much i had to post it here in some manner this morning! plus the fact she's doing the track live possibly means it could be a single - it will totally be another #1 hit for ms. carey! besides the song below - the rest of the album is pretty solid - i don't know if she'll gain new followers with the album but fans of mariah (like myself) should be super happy with her latest outing! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey kids! it has been so damn hot here all weekend long - i had to run the air conditioner at home and in the car (which is a rental at the moment - my car's transmission is being rebuilt - oh good times!) just when i bitch about the weather being too cold - then it gets all too hot - i'm one of those people who usually complains one way or another! luckily for wedding addict pamela anderson - she was able to lay out on the deck of her malibu beach house - passing the weekend time 'expanding her mind' with a book that examines 'the corrosive effects of corporate infiltration of the underground' called unmarketable by anne elizabeth moore - perhaps ms. anderson is looking for a way (other than her boobs) to stand out with her upcoming reality show on E! that promises to be an 'artistically rich and visually stunning series' (her kids won't be featured - that's denise richard's reality turf) she's gotta find some kind of hook and/or edge since reality shows are ten cents a dozen as we all know! (it's already being spun as a docu-style series and is tentatively titled pamela) although there's no need to hook me - i'll be tuning in no matter what! when it comes to television most of my pop culture integrity has already been eroded...sadly it will completely vanish once i find myself watching living lohan against my better judgment - i just know it will be the ultimate guilty pleasure train wreck of the summer! popbytes over & out for tonight - tomorrow it's back to the grind - ugh!
oh my goodness - something about this story is totally hysterical to me - i can't stop laughing about it! apparently amy winehouse has a brand new addiction - ironing! a source told showbiz spy that she has been ironing everything in sight! gosh i can just see her in my mind with her big ass beehive weave ironing like a total mad woman - that must be some sight! (take a look at the size of her hair below - it's ginmorous!) i've never been one to iron anything (wrinkles shminkles) but i guess if her new found obsessive compulsive domestic activity keeps her busy - then i say iron on girlfriend! (although sadly there's a new story about her doing a bunch of blow at a party plus she's delaying work on her third album - major bummer!) to top off amy's woes - she was just disinvited from an upcoming charity event in NYC (metropolitan museum of art's annual costume institute gala on may 5th) where ms. winehouse was going to perform! it sounds and looks like another stint in rehab is desperately needed - hopefully a longer stay than her first attempt! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
a source said: "amy has become absolutely obsessed with ironing things. not just her clothes but also towels, sheets, scarves. anything really. she's a very obsessive person and has always been addicted to something. we've had cannabis, cocaine, crack, heroin and her husband blake fielder-civil. all the others have been rather more destructive, apart from knitting, which she has also had an on/off love affair with. but ironing is definitely her new favorite." source
[amy winehouse leaving her london home on april 5th 2008]
i knew some kind of trouble was waiting around the corner for britney spears - with her track record something slightly messy was simply bound to happen eventually! apparently ms. spears wanted to go on a small joyride earlier this evening and accidentally bumped the car in front of her (while on the 101 in her white mercedes) that car in turn hit the next car in line - everyone is ok (traffic was heavy and moving at a reported speed of just 20mph) all three cars were questioned by police at a nearby gas station (also a perfect place for britney to hit the bathroom!) but no one got a ticket (rumors say britney was given a breathalyzer test!) it all sounds pretty minor to me but britney seemed a bit freaked out (and was clutching a pack of marlboro reds - she should at least try to downgrade to ultra lights and then quit altogether like i need to do) of course she let her bodyguard take over the wheel for the rest of her mini outing! britney totally needs to freshen up on her driving skills before heading out again - thankfully tonight no one was injured! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
hey hey! it looks like heidi montag is back to her favorite pastime - catching flies with her open mouth! well actually ms. montag along with her douche bag boyfriend spencer pratt were celebrating the launch of her totally unnecessary clothing line heidiwood (for anchor blue) yesterday i was walking through the hollywood/highland courtyard (as i do almost everyday when i make the trek from lunch at my apartment back to work) and they were setting up a runway - most of the events they hold there are pretty freakin' lame - and the unveiling of heidiwood is certainly no exception! i will say the clothes seem just slightly more fun than lauren conrad's totally boring & pricey line of clothes but that's not really saying much! although i really can't stand heidi or spencer at least they keep the hills interesting - otherwise we'd be subjected to more blank & spacey looks from audrina partridge who is such a drip! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hey kids! maybe i'm just tired after a very long week (today was simply dreadful at work - i had to get through an annoying task but everything went fine - i need to sharpen up on my flash skills!) but there's some new pictures of britney spears hitting up west hollywood/beverly hills B2V hair salon and she could almost be mistaken for lindsay lohan - both ladies are rocking long straight blonde hair - and their sunglasses look pretty similar too! ms. lohan was seen out today hanging with her BFF samantha ronson down on melrose avenue by the DCMA collective store (owned by the madden brothers who are dating paris hilton & nicole richie - the circles sure do run small in hollywood) i'd be great to see ms. spears hanging w/ ms. lohan again - poor britney probably doesn't have many friends at this point - but i doubt we'll see her with lindsay anytime soon - although they could totally surprise us! (there's plenty more picture below of the two from today) right now i'm just chilling out grooving to a leaked copy of the new mariah carey album E=MC2 (releasing this coming tuesday april 15th) which i think is quite decent - it's typical mariah but that's totally fine by me - i love my mimi! (she needs to release the track 'i'm that chick' as a single for sure!) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
→ yikes! amy winehouse needs to start eating at least 3 meals a day! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ does it really take four whole hours for paula abdul to get her makeup & hair done? yeeeah!
→ britney spears might be taking another stab at a reality show for quick cash! dlisted
→ rapper vanilla ice got busted for supposedly kicking his wife... circus hour
→ jamie lynn spears was spotted out with her growing baby bump! popsugar
→ the reason why 'being bobby brown' isn't available on DVD yet... pop on the pop
→ adnan ghalib has taken up with another 'celebrity' - funny lady kathy griffin! a socialite's life
→ cameron diaz landed on the cover of the latest issue of W magazine i'm not obsessed
→ pete wentz had to ask joe simpson permission to marry ashlee! in case you didn't know
→ whatever VP dick cheney is looking at is bringing a smile to his face the blemish
homecoming kanye west w/ chris martin
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
→ of course the 'rock of love' mansion got all busted up during the show... celebrity smack
→ tara reid is a party machine that cannot be stopped! (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ scarlett johansson is all set to play the world's least sexy nurse! celebwarship
→ eva longoria is a bikin bebe!egotastic
→ paris hilton's search for a new best friend is not going so well... celebslam
→ dr. phil mcgraw made how much money last year?!? $90 million?!? best week ever
→ charlie sheen's fiance brooke mueller really wants to get pregnant! gawker
→ angelina jolie's twin babies are kicking up a storm! hollywood rag
→ lance bass was spotted out on the town with a possible new boyfriend just jared
→ rihanna is one lucky lady - her boyfriend chris brown is so damn cute! cityrag
good morning everyone & happy friday! some of you might have seen this already but i just saw it this morning and i thought it was worth sharing - eddie vedder (of 'pearl jam') contributed a few songs to the soundtrack for an award-winning documentary called body of war (watch the trailer) which is about a wounded iraq war veteran named tomas young who became paralyzed by a bullet lodged in his spine - and his emotional journey unfolds in the film as he adapts to his new life and questions the war altogether (the film is due to play nationwide this month) you must watch mr. vedder's video for his song no more below - the song is incredible and the message is an important one - sorry to get all 'serious sally' this morning but it really touched me as i'm sure it will do the same to you - popbytes over & out for now - much love to all as always - xxoo!
oh my gosh! shocker elimination tonight on american idol! i was actually over at the popsugar / techcrunch party here in hollywood (which was a great time plus i ran into a number of people who i've been wanting to meet) when i heard the shocking news about hottie aussie rocker michael johns unfairly getting the boot! (he looked shocked along w/ everyone else...paula abdul of course was beside herself) this reminds of when chris daughtry got the boot (he went on to way bigger & better things) no worries about mr. johns - i am sure we'll be hearing from him again at some point! i really thought it would be syesha mercado's time to leave - last week she covered whitney houston (big mistake) and then this week she tried to top previous idol winner fantasia which is a pretty impossible feat for anybody to attempt - she's in danger for sure along with kristy lee cook - who keeps hanging on...ugh! (yet sadly she wasn't even in the bottom three!) anyways i just need to say - woo hoo - tomorrow is friday! word is the temperature could hit 95 degrees this weekend in southern california - i'm so taking myself to the beach - in fact i just picked up a really cute swimsuit from paul frank! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
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→ moby likes britney on the fat & weird side of things - in fact he would marry her! agent bedhead
→ lindsay lohan really wants to go full frontal naked for just $75,000! a socialite's life
→ don't expect gywneth paltrow & hubby chris martin to stand on the red carpet together popsugar
→ tyra banks planted a tree to celebrate the 600th episode of her talk show... celebslam
→ ashlee simpson & pete wentz are the latest hollywood couple to get engaged! pop on the pop
→ hot new couple alert: rumer willis and diva diana ross' son evan! i'm not obsessed
→ gwen & gavin want to be surprised when their 2nd bundle of joy arrives in case you didn't know
→ renee zellweger has her own professional nose wiper when she hits the red carpet yeeeah!
→ rosie o'donnell wants to be the unofficial poster child of mental illness circus hour
→ wow! this is unheard of in hollywood...sean & robin called of their divorce! celebrity smack
war of the worlds 2
piece of me, piece of you
→ check out the 'american idol' stamps nobody was supposed to see... the fug
→ justin timberlake might be dropping in on his ex-girlfriend britney spears! gabby babble
→ britney loves to hit up public restrooms (a toss back to the good ol' days!) webster's is my bitch
→ mischa barton was lounging on the beach in her bikini (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ OMFG - i totally might have to tune into 'gossip girl' when it returns! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ kate hudson's ass is gold!egotastic
→ robert downey jr. confirmed the obvious - all stars sleep with each other! allie is wired
→ natalie portman has a new boyfriend - devendra banhart - who looks like a yeti! celebwarship
→ way too much information from roseanne who talked about her rejuvenated vagina! cele|bitchy
→ daniel radcliffe will be hitting the great white way in september wearing nothing! l.a. rag mag BONUS VIRAL FUN ever wonder what you might look like dressed as a tudor? the tudors portrait
good morning! any day that starts off with a touch of dolly parton has to be a good one right?!? this week once again DJ paul v. managed to select a fun track that involves ms. parton's cover of 'she drives me crazy' in combination with the original song! anybody who doesn't enjoy a little dolly now & again should have their head checked - she's the best! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
†FROM DJ PAUL V. This week's mix is more of a fantasy marriage than a mashup, meaning it's the same song done by two different people. The first is the original track - Fine Young Cannibals' She Drives Me Crazy - and the second is the new version from our lovable 'Backwoods Barbie' Miss Dolly Parton. Apollo Zero (who always has his ears tuned to the goings-on in the pop world) said he couldn't resist trying out the combo. And I think you'll agree when the 80's meets this lady (and just a tinge of her twang) it's simply irresistible!
well i suppose your guess is as good as mine - as we all know anything is possible when it comes to courtney love - who was spotted leaving 'private' club groucho over in london around 3am early thursday morning - rocking a single stained finger - gross! girlfriend needs to wash her hands - it's totally not cute at all! all that aside - i just want to know what's going on with her new album nobody's daughter that is way overdue - everyone knows by now that i'm a total freak for ms. love - hopefully the album will be released sometime this year! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
hey hey! i totally got trapped into watching all 2.5 hours of idol gives back - and once teri hatcher started to sing - i immediately donated to the worthy cause with the hope that she'd shut up and never sing in public again - but kudos to her for tossing herself out there this evening! i got way hopped up on fergie singing 'barracuda' along with heart - one of my top bands of all time...i fucking love those ladies! then when miley cyrus performed see you again - i was in complete pop heaven - that song is like the ultimate guilty pleasure of 2008 - i don't care who sings it - the track is an incredibly delicious pop single! another one of my favorites kelly clarkson is also getting in on the charity action - with these limited edition california stamps (pictured below) featuring ms. clarkson (it's like a trip down memory lane...since you've been mailed!) all the proceeds are going to help support the great causes at hand! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
good evening! oh it has been a heck of a day - i can't deal! yesterday the engine light came on in my car so i immediately took it into the shop and now it turns out 'something' is wrong with my transmission (probably the worst case scenario) it's getting fixed right now but gosh i hate dealing with car drama - i can't even change a tire! that's one great thing about NYC - no need to have a car but unfortunately you really can't get away with not having a car here in sunny los angeles! i'm hoping once it's fixed that my car will hold out for at least a few more years - i just finished paying it off and i don't want to have another monthly car payment anytime soon! (although i'd kill to pick up a porsche but that's not going to happen - at least not right now!)
at least i'm not the only one with drama - this week's national enquirer is calling out trouble again for dr. phil mcgraw and his wife robin who supposedly stormed out - now the rumor is the couple is set to divorce and have put their home up for sale! i really don't care what happens with them either way...i've never bought into his whole schtick! remember when he got all up & involved withbritney spears? although i'm thrilled she has finally calmed down - now i kind of miss it - definitely there has been something missing from the gossip scene! i wonder who will be the next messy messerson?!? oh my word - i'm so itching for a juicy scandal (the last time i felt this way along w/ my pal tabloid whore - the very next day the whole denise richards & charlie sheen, heather locklear & richie sambora scene broke wide open!) i suggest the next big story should be for tomkat to split up - that would be killer!
the story featured at the top has totally peaked my gossip curiosity - supposedly oprah winfrey was cursed out in public by stedman graham's drunken daughter - could you imagine?!? drama! right now i'm actually loving ms. winfrey - did anyone else happen to catch her show last week all about puppy mills? i pretty much cried throughout the entire hour - i'm such a dog person (i've got three!) it was great to see oprah dedicate an entire show on the very important topic...please don't ever purchase an animal from the pet store - there are so many dogs & cats who really need homes in shelters - if i had the space i would take in ten more! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
→ paris by way of her myspace blog tells us she's so in love w/ her boyfriend benji madden... wwtdd
→ britney spears is trying to stay busy & focused - now she may start a line of t-shirts! popsugar
→ lindsay lohan is getting sued over some unpaid bills for bodyguard service a socialite's life
→ gwyneth paltrow was telling total lies about where she was last friday evening! dlisted
→ this rumor never dies - johnny depp & vanessa paradis getting ready to wed i'm not obsessed
→ david beckham got pulled over & ticketed for running a stop sign in case you didn't know
→ do you want to see 8-month pregnant tori spelling wearing a bikini? celebslam
→ more 'cultural terrorism' is coming your way - this time via the radio webster's is my bitch
→ oh no! toni braxton was hospitalized for an undisclosed condition! allie is wired
→ amy winehouse could be reunited with her incarcerated blake in about 8 weeks! celebwarship
celebrity dirt w/ jackson blue
what the buck? w/ michael buckley
→ who would you cast in an updated version of 'beverly hills 90210'? circus hour
→ harriet carter wednesday: sluts on the run edition! i'm bringing blogging back
→ model eva herzigova's showing off her pregnant belly (site NSFW) drunken stepfather
→ jeffrey dean morgan & mary-louise parker have split up - again! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ jessica simpson: topless and shaved in esquire!egotastic
→ eight tell-tale signs that it might be time to give up using botox... the fug
→ kate bosworth was getting all chummy w/ helena christensen on the red carpet use my computer
→ what did pamela anderson give hugh hefner for his 82nd birthday? derober
→ getting a tattoo while you're drunk probably isn't the best idea... cityrag
good morning! so how exactly did new mommy jennifer lopez get her body back in shape after just having twins max & emme like a little over a month ago? there's certainly no resting on laurels for new hollywood moms - they've got to get back in shape in a heartbeat - but i doubt it's all that hard when you have tons of money and people helping you along the way! this week's STAR magazine is all about 'body after baby - winners & losers' featuring ms. lopez along with nicole richie & christina aguilera along w/ some of the newest hollywood baby bumps - have you seen lisa marie presley lately? she's huge! now there's rumors that beyonce is pregnant - i was just wondering the other day about when she'd get knocked up but it all makes sense now - that's probably why her and jay-z had themselves a quickie wedding last week! other stories are featuring a 'mouth makeover' for miley cyrus (i'm still obsessed with her song see you again) and britney spears who supposedly wrote her ex kevin federline a letter telling him she's sorry - probably some quack's idea of therapy! at least she's been on the straight and narrow for the past few weeks - her dad jamie totally took control of an extremely messy situation - let's hope ms. spears can keep it up! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
hmmm...i wonder what happened to lindsay lohan's ex boyfriend - bad boy calum best? he was spotted tonight arriving at london nightclub funky buddha sporting a big black eye! he's actually kind of on the hot side but in the short time he was with ms. lohan he was shady and seemed like a total asshole - plus he tried to sell lindsay out by divulging details of their supposed rough love making and her insatiable sexual appetite (which i bet is actually true) a black eye serves him right - from what we know about calum he probably deserved it! (and ironically he's flashing a peace sign - a total lohan signature move!) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
PS there's two bonus shots of UK football (soccer to me) goalkeeper 24-yr old lenny pidgeley (who plays for millwall) getting tossed out of the club - literally!
hey hey! i guess actor joe pesci (65) and model/actress angie everhart (38) are still going strong - i find them to be the ultimate odd couple (i'm sure many of you would agree with me...) yet to each his or her own right? the two were friends for a fairly longtime (7 years) before they took their relationship to the next level and there have been plenty of rumors the couple may actually wed at some point - opposites do seem to attract! when these recent photos of the couple in beverly hills were first published they were initially labeled elle macpherson but the caption was quickly changed to ms. everhart - although she does look a little different - i don't think angie has much makeup on but i'm 99.9% sure it's her! mr. pesci is a great actor and a very funny guy but i definitely can't imagine him doing his 'business' on top of anybody - certainly not his girlfriend but i suppose if they're happy - so am i! popbytes over & out for now!
good evening! i was chatting with my blog buddy nathaniel from the lovely film experience and he sent me this link about this oh so exciting project involving my dear tori amos! this summer there's a book coming out called comic book tattoo (hardcover, thick paper stock, 12"x12") a 500 page collaboration featuring a bunch of highly respected comic book artists - each working on an individual story inspired by the songs of ms. amos - what a freakin' neat idea! (there's a couple of awesome illustrations below - there'll be over fifty stories in total!) plus apparently tori has been quite involved in the project to make sure all of her 'girls' are treated with the respect they totally deserve! you can read a lot more about the whole thing over on comic book resources - oh i seriously can't wait to get myself a copy - it will be an amazing collectible for all fans of tori! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
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→ pam anderson's reality show 'will be artistically rich & visually stunning' - ha! circus hour
→ paris 'too many pets' hilton asked 'how much for that cheetah in the wild?' pop on the pop
→ maybe all of that gold medallion bling will help protect amy winehouse from her demons! yeeeah!
→ jessica simpson and her hair boy ken paves are still pimping their extensions... popsugar
→ are madonna & guy ritchie trying to outbrood brad pitt & angelina jolie? celebrity baby scoop
→ is the reason beyonce & jay-z's wedding was so quick because she's preggers? i'm not obsessed
→ new mommmy jennifer lopez was in a weight race to lose 40lbs in just four weeks! gabby babble
→ josie grossie pete doherty is going to be spending some time in jail! in case you didn't know
→ rob lowe made sure he got to the internet before his gold digging babysitter did! a socialite's life
→ if gwyneth paltrow and this guy fought over a plate - who would win? webster's is my bitch
son of rambow trailer
bye bye (live) mariah carey
→ lots of changes at lifetime - heidi klum is in - 'the golden girls' are out! dlisted
→ mischa barton is trying to avoid going to jail by submitting a plea bargain... jackson blue
→ watch audrina partridge getting her fake tattoo on way lame 'pop fiction' drunken stepfather
→ oh no! funny lady rachel dratch is turning into a real-life debbie downer! mollygood
→ kristen bell is hot and leggy in vanity fair! egotastic
→ tom cruise's 'valkyrie' has been delayed for a 2nd time (it sucks most likely) seriously? omg! wtf?
→ anybody want to buy a date with one of the skanks from 'rock of love 2'? celebrity smack
→ people are so fed up with one director's movies - they're starting a petition agent bedhead
→ oh my gosh - did gary busey really snort cocaine off his dog?!? derober
→ there's rumors britney spears could pull in $100 million for a world comeback tour! celebwarship BONUS VIDEO PREMIERE swedish pop sensation robyn's new video! sheena beaston
good morning everyone! who else caught the hillslast night? the show is so damn predictable (of course lauren conrad was going to get a job with BFF whitney port at people's revolution - LC simply couldn't bear being all alone at 'teen vogue' w/ lisa love!) but i totally love it! ms. conrad hit the hollywood s