pop nosh: brad & barack? angelina & hillary?

→ are brad pitt & angelina jolie really ‘related’ to barack & hillary? pretty on the outside

→ richie sambora got busted for DUI – he should blame it on skanky denise richards! tmz

→ thank heavens amy winehouse is probably going back to rehab for another stint pop on the pop

→ ugh – kristy lee cook pulled a fast one last night – getting all patriotic on american idol! dlisted

→ how much do you think lindsay lohan is being paid to carry around ariva gum? yeeeah!

→ more details on katie holmes’ declining physical and mental state i’m not obsessed

→ ryan phillippe thinks seeing his ex reese with jake is bizarre in case you didn’t know

→ the renee zellweger lamp shines bright – wih no electric connection necessary! circus hour

→ is jamie lynn spears set to have a shotgun wedding with casey aldridge? webster’s is my bitch

→ heather mills is one greedy ass bitch – someone please make her go away! the blemish

→ if you had a problem would you ask spencer ‘douche bag’ pratt for advice?!? celebslam

→ just like i’m sick of watching ANTM – tyra banks is sick of hosting it! a socialite’s life

→ britney spears managed to pull in some big ratings for ‘how i met your mother’ celebwarship

→ ice-t’s wife coco loves to show off her huge knockers (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ after dating for five years are calista flockhart & harrison ford ready to wed? bitten & bound

→ carla bruni nude photo for auction stirs up brits… egotastic

→ next week jimmy kimmel celebrates 1000 episodes of his late night show! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ funny lady tina fey wants oprah winfrey to play her BFF on ’30 rock’ cele|bitchy

→ now that polar bear knut is all grown up – he’s a total publicity whore! agent bedhead

→ heidi montag is still making music that will probably make your ears bleed celebrity smack

BONUS DEBATE OF THE DAY is miley cyrus the new britney spears? popsugar