pop nosh: brad & angelina – not married

→ rumors of a wedded brangelina were in fact just rumors – they didn’t get hitched a socialite’s life

→ oh no! what did lara flynn boyle do to herself? her lips & mouth look whack! yeeeah!

→ heath ledger may have fathered another child before matilda… i’m not obsessed

→ the oh so classy past of sarah larson (girlfriend to george clooney) has been exposed! celebslam

→ lindsay lohan is back to blonde and hanging with her ‘gal pal’ samantha ronson popsugar

→ expect new music from amy winehouse to be on the bleak & suicidal side of things… dlisted

→ madonna wants to save britney spears from her ‘painful situation’ in case you didn’t know

→ jamie lynn spears is making sure everyone knows the rumors are true seriously? omg! wtf?

→ kathie lee gifford somehow found her way back onto morning television after 8 years mollygood

→ kim kardashian says her big ass is due to junk food – and not implants cele|bitchy

→ circus hour’s beauty week kicks off w/ leeches & urine youth beauty serum! circus hour

→ oh my gosh – strippers are getting younger & younger these days (like 12!) pop on the pop

→ amy’s ‘blake incarcerated’ got pummeled by his fellow inmates over heroin! celebrity smack

→ i’ve always thought leanne rimes hubby seemed queer (site NSFW) drunken stepfather

→ donald trump wants to hire eliot spitzer’s whore to be his new reality show celebwarship

→ audrina patridge topless pictures surface! egotastic

→ mena suvari was spotted out and about on the red carpet looking way stoned ninja dude

→ what would some celebrities look like with a case of ‘winehouse face’? webster’s is my bitch

→ of course ashlee simpson won’t be promoting her new album on SNL the WOW report

→ some of these celebrities’ waxy doppelgangers sure look like the real thing! cityrag