hey hey! is everyone enjoying their weekend so far? i managed to get a little much needed retail therapy this afternoon plus i'm looking forward to tonight's SNL since mariah carey is the musical guest - i'm curious to see her perform her new addictive single touch my body (she just nabbed the gig this past week when janet jackson came down with the flu) as you may have heard already paris hilton is entering the reality TV ring once again with her new show coming up later this year on MTV called paris hilton's my new BFF where she'll scour the nation to find one person she can befriend for life and i guess trust with her most 'inner thoughts, dreams, and hope for world peace' (take that statement with a heavy dose of sarcasm) we all know how well relationships tend to work out after being set-up on reality TV...my word of advice to the winner is to snap some pictures of paris doing something naughty and then sell 'em when she drops you! no doubt that if the shows does well in the ratings we will be subjected to many more seasons of paris hunting for 'true' friendship...ugh!
i don't have anything against ms. hilton in particular - she's just a total easy wonky eyed target good for a few laughs! the other night there was a press conference held here in los angeles to announce the new reality venture (paris' sister nicky was there along with her new 'boyfriend' benji madden) i actually was invited to cover the event but i had to go to the dentist that night - and when pressed to choose between going to paris' press shindig or the dentist - i chose the latter! however i did gain access to a few pictures from the event which you'll find below (when asked about if she'll have a catch phrase like donald trump's 'you're fired' - she said that's still in development...) of course i'll be tuning into the show when it premieres - i don't think it will be as much of a trainwreck as the upcoming dina lohan's 'hot tranny mess' of a reality show living lohan but it will probably provide plenty of amusing blog fodder for us bloggers! if you're secretly dying inside to be a BFF of paris - head over to parisbff.com where you can upload an audition video of yourself for a chance to be one of the chosen competitors! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
PS make sure to watch the hilarious video of 'ultimate fan' jake byrd (a fictional character portrayed by comedian tony barbieri) at the press conference which was shown last night on jimmy kimmel's late night talk show!
HOT LINKS! † portia de rossi: the first lady of our fight for marriage equality the advocate« † michael jackson's doctor has been charged with manslaughter! popeater« † how does one ask for this hair? who would ask for this hair? lainey gossip« † yikes! what the hell is jenna jameson wearing?! hollywood rag« † supposedly the FBI has john edwards' sex tape! yeeeah!« † alex rodriguez: from vadge to kate to cameron! dlisted« † lady gaga on her day off, with no make-up! amy grindhouse« †jennifer aniston bikini pictures go ass up!egotastic« † holly madison's cleavage can make a lot of money ... hollywood tuna« † brad and angelina bring their PDA action to the super bowl! popsugar«
PARIS HILTON WANTS A NEW BFF...
I can't imagine what kind of send-off line they could possibly come up with. "Sorry! You would make a terrible friend"? "I just don't like your face"? There's no good way to go with this.
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GOOD MORNING, BEYONCÉ! Monday February 8 2010 @ 9:30PM FILED UNDER BEYONCE PERMALINK
my girl beyoncé was spotted by photographers on the balcony of her hotel in rio de janeiro - it looks like girlfriend just woke up (from either a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare!) if you ever wondered what ms. knowles sleeps in at night - now you know! popbytes
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'CHLOE' HAS ME INTRIGUED ... Monday February 8 2010 @ 7:50PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS PERMALINK
good evening! the other day i caught this trailer (posted below) for a new flick coming out called chloe (releasing in nyc and la on march 26th) starring amanda seyfried (who i don't mind), julianne moore (one of my favorite actresses) and liam neeson - at first it just seemed
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POP NOSH: THE LADY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY Monday February 8 2010 @ 12:37PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» portia de rossi: the first lady of our fight for marriage equality the advocate « » michael jackson's doctor has been charged with manslaughter! popeater « » how does one ask for this hair? who would ask for this hair? lainey gossip « » yikes! what the hell
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VV BROWN - SHARK IN THE WATER - REMIXED Monday February 8 2010 @ 7:46AM FILED UNDER MONDAY MP3 PERMALINK
good morning! as of late i've been on a huge vv brown (@vvbrown) kick - i cannot get enough of her debut album travelling like the light which was just released here in the states (it debuted overseas last july) i also had the privilege of seeing her very first
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GUESS WHO'S FLIPPING THE BIRD? Sunday February 7 2010 @ 8:04PM FILED UNDER GUESS WHO PERMALINK
good evening y'all! can anybody take a guess at who was caught flipping the bird earlier today while being photographed by the paparazzi? the tattoos might give it away ... so find out who was caught with their middle finger high in the air - after the jump ... go!
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UNNECESSARY THINGS: KIM KARDASHIAN'S SCENT Saturday February 6 2010 @ 8:37PM FILED UNDER PEOPLE PERMALINK
oh my gosh! do we really need yet another 'celebrity' fragrance?! now kim kardashian (of all people) is releasing a scent - i have zero desire to sniff her (she's pictured below at release party held at sephora in miami beach) there are lots of unnecessary things out there and
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VIDEO FIX: KIRSTIE ALLEY'S BIG LIFE Friday February 5 2010 @ 8:42PM FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX PERMALINK
good evening! one of my favorite people in the entire universe is all set to star in a brand new reality series - kirstie alley's big life - which will chronicle ms. alley's kooky everyday life with her two kids and twenty-five animals (girlfriend puts my zoo to shame!) along
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POP NOSH: A CHILD UNLIKE OTHER GIRLS Friday February 5 2010 @ 12:13PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» 'small wonder': so bad it's trifling! (also, so so gay) fourfour « » jesus luz hasn't escaped madonna's clutches yet ... the blemish « » note to lautner management: must audition friends! lainey gossip « » taylor swift spent the night with john mayer?! celebslam « » bradley
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LEGALBYTES: THE LAW WILL BITE DR. MURRAY Friday February 5 2010 @ 7:06AM FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES PERMALINK
this week in pop culture and law clearly belongs to dr. conrad murray. is he or isn't he guilty? is he in la to surrender to police or just to visit his baby mama? will he be arrested or arraigned? the answers to these questions seemed to change by the
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HOTTIE ORLANDO BLOOM GETS ALL WET! Thursday February 4 2010 @ 8:15PM FILED UNDER ACTORS PERMALINK
good evening! earlier today i started cleaning out my storage unit - you seriously wouldn't believe how much crap i have accumulated in my almost ten years of living here in los angeles (it seems like just yesterday i was living in nyc!) i threw a bunch of stuff away
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CAN'T WAIT FOR LADY GAGA'S 'TELEPHONE' VIDEO? Thursday February 4 2010 @ 5:40PM FILED UNDER BEYONCE + LADY GAGA PERMALINK
well then you need to watch this great video put together by ryan james yezak and friends - this should definitely tide you over until the real telephone video with both lady gaga & beyoncé premieres later this month (ny magazine has a sneak peek!) popbytes over & out for
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POP NOSH: JAMIE KENNEDY IS HUNG! Thursday February 4 2010 @ 12:50PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» omg, he's naked and hung: jamie kennedy! (link nsfw) omg blog « » kate moss made another elegant exit after a night out ... holy moly « » behind the scenes at calvin klein's 'x' underwear campaign oh la la « » jennifer aniston wants to be set
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VIDEO FIX: 'THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM' IS BACK Thursday February 4 2010 @ 11:19AM FILED UNDER TELEVISION PERMALINK
hey y'all! please don't forget ... tonight is the third season premiere of the sarah silverman program over on comedy central (at 10:30pm) starring my favorite funny lady, the one and only, sarah silverman! i just adore her dry and crass sense of humor - it's totally right up my
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A-HALO ... BEYONCE VS. A-HA Thursday February 4 2010 @ 7:34AM FILED UNDER MASHUP OF THE WEEK PERMALINK
† from dj paul v.now that the dust has settled from the grammy awards, i think we can all agree: most of the awards are a total joke (or worse, a complete embarrassment). lady gaga was robbed of many she deserved, jamie foxx needs to stop singing period and
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CATCH THE FEVER Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 8:55PM FILED UNDER BEYONCE PERMALINK
good evening! let's all give up for beyoncé - girlfriend walked off with six grammy awards the other night (they should have given her all ten she was nominated for!) now she's celebrating the release of her very first fragrance heat which is apparently selling quite well (i saw an
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POP NOSH: LITTLE MONSTERS! Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 2:03PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» lady gaga got herself a new tattoo! in case you didn't know « » calvin klein's new underwear campaign starring kellan lutz oh la la « » you could have been sandra but now you're mischa ... lainey gossip « » leif garrett was arrested for drugs ...
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VIDEO FIX: I WANT TO GO TO PLASTIC BEACH! Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 1:04PM FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX PERMALINK
i'm beyond excited for the release of plastic beach - the third album from gorillaz (comprised of four animated band members: russell, noodle, 2d, and murdoc) which will be out on march 8th - below is an 'orchestral trailer' promoting the new album (the first single is called stylo) the
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IS ANGELINA JOLIE A MANEATER? Wednesday February 3 2010 @ 10:42AM FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE PERMALINK
good morning! although everything appears to be fine with brad pitt and angelina jolie (the couple was at the dga awards this past weekend - looking more in love than ever) the latest issue of star magazine claims she has set her sights on her upcoming co-star johnny depp! soon
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GUESS WHO REPLIED TO MY TWEET? Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 11:27PM FILED UNDER GUESS WHO PERMALINK
good evening! the other night i was thrilled when one of my favorite people in the entire world replied to one of my tweets (their hobo tie-dyed chic legs are pictured below) for those of you who follow me on twitter - you might already know ... find it out
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POP NOSH: CAN I SEE A SHOW OF HANDS? Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 11:31AM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» who wants to see nude pics of 'jersey shore' star snooki?! celebslam « » 'boston legal' actor justin mentell died at age 27 :( celebrity smack « » is lindsay lohan getting back with samantha ronson? popsugar « » miley cyrus' little sister is making lingerie?! pop on
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82ND ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS - NOMINATIONS Tuesday February 2 2010 @ 5:31AM FILED UNDER OSCARS PERMALINK
good morning! it's so early here in los angeles ... the nominations for the 82nd annual academy awards are posted below! this year there are ten films vying for 'best picture' - the hurt locker and avatar are tied for the most nominations - nine each! the oscars will be
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ORANGE YOU GLAD TO SEE VALENTINO? Monday February 1 2010 @ 8:49PM FILED UNDER PEOPLE PERMALINK
just in case you were wondering ... fashion icon and designer valentino (he turns 78 in may) is still bringing the orange factor to the table in 2010 (i first posted about his artificial orange glow back in 2008 and then this past march) i think he'd actually look way
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POP NOSH: BRANGELINA ... 2GETHER 4EVA! Monday February 1 2010 @ 11:44AM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» brad pitt & angelina jolie are still in love! sorry team aniston cityrag « » who was the little boy sitting next to beyonce & jay-z? pop on the pop « » amy winehouse supposedly likes to swing both ways! towleroad « » glamorous girls go nude and
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VIDEO FIX: CHERYL COLE'S 'PARACHUTE' Monday February 1 2010 @ 10:23AM FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX PERMALINK
good morning everyone! here's the brand new cheryl cole video for her latest single parachute - the third release off her debut album 3 words which i really like (it even got an honorable mention in my top albums of 2009) plus the video stars mega cutie derek hough from
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THE 52ND ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS! Sunday January 31 2010 @ 7:15PM FILED UNDER GRAMMYS PERMALINK
hey hey! is everyone pumped for the grammy awards tonight? mainly i'm excited to see the performances but i'm super bummed the festivities won't be airing live here on the west coast - i know there are internet feeds out there but it's just not the same - i need
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: JARED LETO Saturday January 30 2010 @ 6:55PM FILED UNDER JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE PERMALINK
hey y'all! who else loves cutie jared leto and his intense blue-eyed stare as much as i do?! i've loved him since the day i first laid eyes on him when he played 'jordan catalano' on the short-lived but awesome 94-95 series my so-called life! although to be totally honest
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VIDEO FIX: PEE-WEE HERMAN GETS AN IPAD! Friday January 29 2010 @ 1:17PM FILED UNDER VIDEO FIX PERMALINK
oh my gosh! i can't believe pee-wee herman already scored himself an ipad ... i'm jealous! watch below as mr. herman shows off his brand new toy to the gang at his playhouse! enjoy - xo! ps don't forget to catch the pee-wee herman show here in la before it
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POP NOSH: WEDDING BELLS FOR BRIDGET JONES? Friday January 29 2010 @ 11:27AM FILED UNDER POP NOSH PERMALINK
» bradley cooper, did you buy a ring for renée zellweger? hollywood life « » rihanna is heartbroken over death of jasmina anema a socialite's life « » angelina jolie 'had affair with lady gaga'? what?! showbiz spy « » meet matthew mcconaughey's new daughter vida popeater « »
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LEGALBYTES: FILE THIS, TILA TEQUILA Friday January 29 2010 @ 9:24AM FILED UNDER LEGALBYTES PERMALINK
like a typical lawyer, i decided to organize my files this week. poor susan boyle. she got a place in the cabinet, because a male intruder broke into her home tuesday night. yeah, there's a first time offense joke there. sadly, though, my "death" file grew as nancy kerrigan's father
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I can't imagine what kind of send-off line they could possibly come up with. "Sorry! You would make a terrible friend"? "I just don't like your face"? There's no good way to go with this.