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Sunday March 2 2008 @ 8:45PM
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good evening! how was everybody's weekend? today was a beautiful sunny day in southern california and i took my parents over to the los angeles zoo which i had never been to - it's a fairly decent enough zoo but i much prefer NY's bronx zoo - i quickly became annoyed when i kept noticing a number of kids who were tossing food at the animals, taunting them with faux animal noises, and even banging on the glass on some of the exhibits w/o the intervention of their parents...how quickly people forget what happened at the san francisco zoo! the line was so damn long to buy tickets that i ended up becoming a member of the zoo to bypass the line - now i can go free for the entire year!

so next tuesday (march 11th) marks a new season of beauty & the geek - one of the first challenges between the geeks & the girls involves going to a nightclub to see who can score the most phone numbers - of course the ladies think they've totally got the challenge in the bag but little did they know - make-unders were coming! each pretty lady was 'made under' (some pics are below) to look unattractive & homely thus leveling the playing field! (yes i know beauty is in the eye of the beholder...) i might just give this show another shot - i did watch the first season but lost interest after that...

however you should totally check out pussycat dolls present: girlicious - my new favorite guilty reality obsession - the whole thing is totally ridiculous but it's so much fun to watch - the girls are so bitchy and catty to each other plus there's robin antin being way serious and over dramatic - i do wonder if the 'girlicious' group (which will consist of the three remaining ladies) even has a chance of breaking onto the pop scene! i'd say probably not...although i may just have to eat my words on that one! to round out the whole CW reality scene - i think this 10th cycle of america's next top model i'm going to skip - i need a break from tyra banks - although i've heard it has been a decent season so far - she just starts to grate on your nerves but maybe i'll give tyra one more chance to hook me this time around!

right now the reality shows are coming fast and furious - i'm getting ready to catch orpah's big give tonight - plus i'm also addicted to this 9th season of big brother (i love watching big brother after dark over on showtime from midnight until 3am) which is the craziest 'sexiest' season - those people are way out of control! (oh and there's american idol too!) yet the reality show with the best quality clearly goes to project runway - i know christian 'fierce' soriano is going to win - i'm convinced of it! he has consistently been the best designer - in second place i would put jillian lewis who is also fab! hopefully we won't have to wait for the next season as long as we did for this one! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!

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They really need to have zoo police wandering around setting some kind of BOUNDARIES. and maybe parent jail, where parents whose kids are running around doing that stuff can be forced to sit through parenting classes before they leave. also, those beauties are cuter as geeks.

» this comment was posted by oakling on march 3, 2008 2:34 pm «

Thats what they probably look like without makeup and photoshop! I dont look that good in the morning! It takes work! lol

» this comment was posted by Kristen on march 3, 2008 7:01 pm «

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'HANCOCK' IS A FUN SUMMER FLICK!
Friday July 4 2008 @ 8:55PM
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hey hey! despite the fact i heard hancock wasn't getting the best reviews - i decided to go see it earlier this afternoon down at the grove (of course first i grabbed a quick bite to eat at the farmers' market) the theater was quite packed and i wouldn't say
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POP NOSH: NICOLE RICHIE - PREGNANT AGAIN?!?
Friday July 4 2008 @ 12:33PM
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† there's new rumors about nicole richie wanting to have another baby soon! cele|bitchy † cutie jake gyllenhaal is training with horses for his next flick 'prince of persia' popsugar † which ladies made the 'top ten best boobs in hollywood' list? celebslam † cameron diaz's new boyfriend model
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HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!
Friday July 4 2008 @ 9:35AM
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MARIAH CAREY - I'LL BE LOVIN' U LONG TIME - VIDEO
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 10:15PM
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hey hey! oh let the holiday weekend begin - who better to kick it off with than mariah carey?!? i know mimi is not everyone's cup of tea (in fact i think (know) a lot of people don't care for her at all...sad but true...plus it sounds like she's driving
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POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE UNDER HOUSE ARREST
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† i'd prefer to see her in rehab but at least amy is under house arrest! in case you didn't know † michael lohan is a money hungry loser - he wants to sell his paternity test results! cele|bitchy † oh no! i thought we had seen the last
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MADONNA VS TONE LOC - GIVE IT 2 ME WILD THING
Thursday July 3 2008 @ 7:50AM
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good morning y'all! oh my word - this week has been flying by - it's already time for the mashup of the week selected by my pal dj paul v. and tomorrow is the 4th of july (and more importantly a day off for me!) i think you'll totally dig
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MORE BEST & WORST CELEBRITY BEACH BODIES!
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 9:40PM
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good evening! here's the perfect national enquirer cover to kick off the upcoming holiday weekend - with the best and worst celebrity beach bodies (britney spears is featured prominently for letting it all hang out - at least she looks 1000x better than she did just a few months ago...)
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POP NOSH: THE RETURN OF BRENDA WALSH?!?
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† if shannen doherty returns to '90210' you can bet your bottom dollar i'll be watching! dlisted † angelina jolie did not have the twins yet but her doctor said she's doing just fine! popsugar † for christina aguilera to have sex w/ her hubby she needs drinks &
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CELEBRITIES & MONEY GO HAND IN HAND
Wednesday July 2 2008 @ 7:55AM
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good morning! i just ran across these quirky images combining celebrities such as brad pitt & julia roberts with money! it was all part of freakingnews.com's weekly photoshop contests - and some people managed to get really creative with their composites (unfortunately for the winners the monetary prizes aren't very
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KATE INTRODUCES LANCE TO MOM GOLDIE
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 9:10PM
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good evening y'all! just today the question was posed does kate hudson move too fast in relationships? and i think we can all agree the answer is a resounding yes (girlfriend needs to calm her nympho ass down) she bounced right from her broken marriage with rocker chris robinson (whom
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POP NOSH: DO YOU THINK PARIS HILTON IS PURE?
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† benji madden thinks paris is pure but what about that valtrex prescription? webster's is my bitch † could madonna be getting cozy with the yankees' hottie alex rodgriguez (a-rod)?!? yeeeah! † angelina jolie is all set to give birth to twins very soon in a french hospital! celebslam
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ANOTHER ROUND OF STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP
Tuesday July 1 2008 @ 7:12AM
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good morning! this week's star magazine cover arrives early this week (since it's a short week w/ friday being the 4th of july) with yet another feature on stars without makeup (previously featured here & here) yup 'even celebs need help to look fab' makeup can cover up a whole
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AMY WINEHOUSE - STRIKING A POSE!
Monday June 30 2008 @ 11:35PM
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oh my gosh - i'm starting to feel like a broken record when it comes to amy winehouse - we all know she's a complete mess and her minor attempts at quick rehab solutions aren't doing any good at all - tonight she was in full drugged out form when
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MERYL STREEP - ONE NIGHT, TWO DRESSES
Monday June 30 2008 @ 9:00PM
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good evening! earlier this evening over in london was the premiere of mamma mia! - the big screen adaptation (opening july 18th - the trailer is embedded below) of the popular broadway musical of the same name - all based on the hit songs of abba - i haven't seen
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POP NOSH: COURTNEY LOVE - IN A SHOPPING CART
Monday June 30 2008 @ 12:55PM
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† what's up with my dear (but wacky) courtney love being pushed in a shopping cart?!? celebslam † the always crazy, sexy, & cool juliette lewis celebrated her 35th birthday! webster's is my bitch † pamela anderson said she thinks jessica simpson is a bitch and a whore (catfight!)
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