→ this yucky gross story completely made me lose my appetite - be warned! a socialite's life
→ ashlee simpson has been promised to pete wentz - now daddy joe has to approve! dlisted
→ kate hudson and owen wilson are taking another stab at love daily stab
→ an ex-scientologist is speaking out about the 'church's' shady online practices! cele|bitchy
→ hottie david beckham can call me up anytime with his new badass phone popsugar
→ tom & stepford lady kate are planning a 'welcome to the world' party for j. lo's twins yeeeah!
→ amy winehouse is on the move with her belongings - literally! i'm not obsessed
→ tyra banks is bringing fierceness to the entire homeless community circus hour
→ of course she's nervous about being in a movie - girlfriend can't act! in case you didn't know
→ this is the cutest thing i've seen all day...cindy - the balancing dog! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ if hillary clinton were to use amy winehouse's beauty products... pretty on the outside
→ rosie o'donnell is making a TV comeback...in a sitcom w/ fran drescher webster's is my bitch
→ check out lindsay lohan playing with a jackhammer in paper magazine hollywood tuna
→ whitney houston strolling down comeback road is all set to perform for charity celebrity smack
→ rihanna is so hot she will melt your brains! egotastic
→ britney wanted the betsey johnson store to make her a D&G white dress?!? celebwarship
→ is botox killing hollywood by freezing actors' faces?!? agent bedhead
→ jessica simpson is heading to kuwait to sing for the troops! hollywood rag
→ more dirt on hulk hogan's affair with some woman named christiane plante mollygood
→ lindsay lohan is trying to bring back daisy dukes w/ hard nipples cityrag
BONUS! the nipple slip of the day is provided by juliette lewis! drunken stepfather