pop nosh: sex, lies, and blogger videotapes

→ this yucky gross story completely made me lose my appetite – be warned! a socialite’s life

→ ashlee simpson has been promised to pete wentz – now daddy joe has to approve! dlisted

→ kate hudson and owen wilson are taking another stab at love daily stab

→ an ex-scientologist is speaking out about the ‘church’s’ shady online practices! cele|bitchy

→ hottie david beckham can call me up anytime with his new badass phone popsugar

→ tom & stepford lady kate are planning a ‘welcome to the world’ party for j. lo’s twins yeeeah!

→ amy winehouse is on the move with her belongings – literally! i’m not obsessed

→ tyra banks is bringing fierceness to the entire homeless community circus hour

→ of course she’s nervous about being in a movie – girlfriend can’t act! in case you didn’t know

→ this is the cutest thing i’ve seen all day…cindy – the balancing dog! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ if hillary clinton were to use amy winehouse’s beauty products… pretty on the outside

→ rosie o’donnell is making a TV comeback…in a sitcom w/ fran drescher webster’s is my bitch

→ check out lindsay lohan playing with a jackhammer in paper magazine hollywood tuna

→ whitney houston strolling down comeback road is all set to perform for charity celebrity smack

→ rihanna is so hot she will melt your brains! egotastic

→ britney wanted the betsey johnson store to make her a D&G white dress?!? celebwarship

→ is botox killing hollywood by freezing actors’ faces?!? agent bedhead

→ jessica simpson is heading to kuwait to sing for the troops! hollywood rag

→ more dirt on hulk hogan’s affair with some woman named christiane plante mollygood

→ lindsay lohan is trying to bring back daisy dukes w/ hard nipples cityrag

BONUS! the nipple slip of the day is provided by juliette lewis! drunken stepfather