good morning everyone! today i've got
STAR magazine taking us inside
suri cruise's 'strange world' - no surprises here - of course she's living in a strange world - run by the crazy
tom cruise - mom
katie holmes is just doing her stepford duties - you know tom runs the show! in this strange world - there's no televison - or happy meals - gasp! i can understand a parent not allowing their kids to watch TV but you simply
cannot deny a child a
happy meal (they first appeared in june of 1979) from
mcdonalds - at least every now & again - it doesn't have to be a weekly thing! although the happy meals today seem to be on the weak side - just like
cracker jacks - the toy surprises certainly aren't what they used to be!
there's also no medicine allowed in the household - just 'herbs' - i'm assuming that has something to do with
scientology which suri is currently being 'programmed' with from an early age - via play dates with xenu himself probably! i'm not one to knock people's beliefs but you have to admit it all sounds simply ridiculous! as for the paternity of suri - i was talking with my pal
joey at work today - and we both agreed she really does look like a combination of tom & katie - i don't believe any of the conspiracy theories out there - suri is for sure the (adorable) spawn of cruise!
the other cast of characters on the cover includes
brad pitt &
angelina jolie with word of a $200 million dollar prenup deal (if they do get hitched they'd be dummies to not have an agreement in place) there's pregnant
jamie lynn spears hating her baby bump (probably not the best fashion statement for a 16 year old...) and last but not least
jennifer aniston trying to have a baby via in vitro fertilization - maybe she doesn't even want kids - it's totally fine for a woman to not procreate - after all the hemming & hawing over her being pregnant - when and if she actually becomes preggers - it will be totally anti-climatic! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!
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INSIDE SURI CRUISE'S STRANGE WORLD...