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Wednesday February 6 2008 @ 9:20PM
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good evening y'all! tonight i've got the latest cover of national enquirer which is featuring more best & worst celebrity bodies - this time it's all about the bikini and stars on vacation! the two piece bathing suit looks great when you have the body to match but they're not very flattering if there are extra pounds present! i'm very surprised tara reid didn't make the cover - we all know about her unflattering bikini pics! i can't figure who the 'mystery woman' is in the middle - the hint is that she was a 007 bond girl - but i still don't have a clue - anybody want to take a guess?

as far as the 'man-blob' - that must be oil heir jason 'gummy bear' davis - brother of greasy brandon 'firecrotch' davis - both are total spoiled 'josie grossie' brats! my pal stephanie once dated a guy and she said his nipples were like silver dollar pancakes - so that quickly became his nickname - we'd always be laughing over what 'silver dollar pancakes' might be up to - it looks like mr. davis is heading into that territory - oh my he's just plain disgusting - any girl who would sleep with him - needs to have her head checked...just like britney spears did who also lands on the cover - with hallucinations, restraints, and screaming fits - all coming from her recent stint in a padded room at UCLA's mental ward - i bet the whole experience was frightening - but that's all over for now - she was released today! who knows what'll happen now?!? her parents issued this statement...

As parents of an adult child in the throws of a mental health crisis, we were extremely disappointed this morning to learn that over the recommendation of her treating psychiatrist, our daughter Britney was released from the hospital that could best care for her and keep her safe. We are deeply concerned about our daughter's safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk. There are conservatorship orders in place created to protect our daughter that are being blatantly disregarded. We ask only that the court's orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.

the magazine is also featuring angelina jolie as a pregnant bride - with details about her supposed upcoming wedding to brad pitt - if they do indeed get hitched i bet it will be very low key and under the radar - i can't see brangelina having a big fancy wedding - it just doesn't seem like their style but only time will tell! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo!

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She is Pierce Brosnan's Wife

» this comment was posted by Leeloo on february 7, 2008 5:22 am «

The woman in the middle is Pierce Brosnan's wife

» this comment was posted by Heidi on february 7, 2008 6:47 am «

the one in the middle is pierce brosnan's wife.

» this comment was posted by Ashley on february 7, 2008 11:24 am «

The one in the middle that you think is a bond girl is really Pierce Bronsan's wife. That is the connection to James Bond.

» this comment was posted by Shannon on february 7, 2008 11:29 am «

the "007 bond girl" is pierce brosnan's wife.

» this comment was posted by anon on february 7, 2008 11:30 am «

the women in the middle is Pierce Brosnan's wife, a former model...

» this comment was posted by danestevez on february 7, 2008 12:17 pm «

Kylie Shea Smith???

» this comment was posted by Sam on february 7, 2008 2:19 pm «

Who is in the polka dot two-piece suit? I can't tell

» this comment was posted by lily on february 7, 2008 2:36 pm «

I hope they are not inplying that Kim Cattrall is one of the worst, I think she looks great!

» this comment was posted by ginger on february 7, 2008 3:09 pm «

so...you are saying she's brosnans wife?

» this comment was posted by gina on february 7, 2008 6:30 pm «

Is the one in the middle Brosnan's wife? I am not too clear on that subject. :\

» this comment was posted by NonnieMiss on february 7, 2008 6:54 pm «

the polka dot suit is former british prime minister tony blair's wife...can't remember what her name is...

» this comment was posted by danno on february 7, 2008 7:50 pm «

I wonder if the one in the middle is Pierce Brosnan's wife...

» this comment was posted by Dee Bee on february 8, 2008 12:45 pm «

Yes, it is definitely Pierce Brosnan's wife. I've seen the photos on other sites.

» this comment was posted by lily on february 8, 2008 2:49 pm «

Oh, I hate the whole idea that you can rate people's bodies. This is part of what fuels the unhealthy eating and unhealthy body obsession in our culture - the idea that it's not our relationship to food or what we are doing with and to our bodies that matters, except if it means we can lose more weight. It's interesting that they used the term "adult child" about their child - I've only heard that phrase used by people who know stuff about mental health, usually about children of active alcoholics or children of other dysfunctional, abusive folks. It makes me wonder if her parents have started working on their own issues or if they're just parroting what someone else said to them.

» this comment was posted by oakling on february 16, 2008 9:58 pm «

Oh who cares who's fat and who's not. Get over it, America.

» this comment was posted by Susanne on february 17, 2008 6:59 pm «

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GNARLS BARKLEY - GOING ON - VIDEO!
Sunday May 11 2008 @ 2:27PM
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hi guys! here's the latest gnarls barkley video (shot down in jamaica) for their second single going on off the duo's brand new album the odd couple which i would highly recommend picking up if you haven't already - it's a perfect album to toss on at your summer barbecue!
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AMY WINEHOUSE - IN A JAM - LITERALLY!
Saturday May 10 2008 @ 7:20PM
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hey hey! earlier this week my darling amy winehouse was riding home on the m40 from henley back to london - there was a car accident which backed up traffic causing a bit of jam - ms. winehouse grew tired of waiting and was itching to smoke a cigarette (stashed
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MY, WHAT BIG HIGH HEELS YOU HAVE!
Saturday May 10 2008 @ 10:10AM
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good morning everyone! yesterday lindsay lohan was snapped by the paparazzi while doing a photo shoot for her brand new line of leggings (with a pair of big high heels - i still don't get how girls walk in 'em) and then proceeded to parade herself down roberston blvd with
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THE WORLD'S UGLIEST DOG...
Friday May 9 2008 @ 7:50PM
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hey hey! next month the 20th annual world's ugliest dog contest will be held at the sonoma-marin fair located in petaluma, ca (on june 20th) although there really is no such thing as an ugly dog...beauty is in the eye of the owner and although some of the candidates pictured
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POP NOSH: LINDSAY LOHAN - HOLLYWOOD LEPER
Friday May 9 2008 @ 12:55PM
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→ lindsay lohan is like a leper - nobody wants to deal with her! webster's is my bitch → what?!? britney spears and kevin federline are having phone sex w/ each other?!? celebslam → mariah carey & nick cannon made their first public appearance as a married couple popsugar
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TINA TURNER & CHER DO OPRAH!
Friday May 9 2008 @ 7:47AM
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hey kids - happy friday! yesterday legends tina turner (68) and cher (61) appeared together on oprah winfrey's daytime talk show - except it wasn't in chicago - oprah took her audience to caesars palace in las vegas where cher just kicked off her brand new show for a three
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SHARON STONE & MELANIE GRIFFITH - BFFS!
Thursday May 8 2008 @ 11:30PM
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who knew that sharon stone (50) & melanie griffith (50) were such good pals?!? the two actresses were spotted out having lunch at the ivy (aka known as a paparazzi hunting ground) and then went shopping together at les habitudes - i do adore ms. stone (if i were forced
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HOLLYWOOD IS FULL OF CELLULITE!
Thursday May 8 2008 @ 8:30PM
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good evening! this week's national enquirer has one of those cover stories everyone loves - hollywood stars and their imperfections - this time the culprit is 'cellulite' - recently striking big-time up inside 22-year old mischa barton's legs who was seriously not pleased when photographers snapped shots of her 'cottage
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POP NOSH: PARIS HILTON WANTS TO PROCREATE!
Thursday May 8 2008 @ 12:55PM
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→ paris thinks she'll be a great mom because she has so much experience w/ her pets! the blemish → amy winehouse: free and wandering the lonely streets of london @ 4am! webster's is my bitch → ashlee simpson has developed huge boobs - so i guess she really
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DAFT PRAYER - MASHUP OF THE WEEK!
Thursday May 8 2008 @ 8:16AM
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good morning y'all! i think everyone secretly has a little love for bon jovi although i'm sure some people don't want to openly admit to it...this week's mashup selection from my pal dj paul v. takes the boys from jersey and mashes 'em up with french electro duo daft punk
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DINA LOHAN - TOP LONG ISLAND MOTHER
Wednesday May 7 2008 @ 11:35PM
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oh my goodness - some group on long island (mingling moms) must have been itching for a bit of press (even if it was bad) they decided to name dina lohan (aka wannabe 'white oprah') as one of long island's top (stage) mothers (hey - my mom is from li
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GOODBYE IDOL HOPEFUL JASON CASTRO
Wednesday May 7 2008 @ 10:15PM
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hey hey! we're now down to the top three on american idol as expected blue-eyed cutie stoner boy jason castro got the boot tonight - as much as i found him to be adorable - over the past few weeks he was seriously lacking (last night he forgot the words
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R.E.M. - HOLLOW MAN - NEW VIDEO!
Wednesday May 7 2008 @ 8:35PM
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good evening everyone - below is the latest video from r.e.m for their second single hollow man which is off the band's new album accelerate - i totally dig the track and the video - it reminds me a bit of their older material (i'll admit to still having a
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POP NOSH: AMY WINEHOUSE - ARRESTED AGAIN!
Wednesday May 7 2008 @ 12:55PM
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→ oh no! my amy winehouse has been arrested for the second time in like two weeks! dlisted → fame hungry mom dina lohan accepted her award as a 'top long island mother' that other blog → madonna is up to her old tricks again - kissing a girl
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ANGELINA JOLIE IS HAVING TWIN GIRLS
Wednesday May 7 2008 @ 8:09AM
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good morning everyone! this week's star magazine is featuring a pregnant angelina jolie front and center and claims she's having twin girls in july - which would bring the jolie-pitt kid count up to six! (i'm sure they won't stop there) although of course the magazine had to add drama
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