pop nosh: paula abdul melted down too!

→ paula abdul certainly doesn’t want britney hogging up all the crazy… dlisted

→ britney spears needs to stay at least 100 yards away from kevin federline! celebslam

→ ms. spears has been restrained and exploited all over the place! popsugar

→ jennifer lopez figured everyone knew she was pregnant…duh! a socialite’s life

→ amy winehouse isn’t going back to black anymore – she went blonde! holy candy

→ congrats to victoria beckham who topped mr. blackwell’s worst dress list! evil beet

→ what’s wrong with tara reid? she can barely stand up or open her eyes… i’m not obsessed

→ the spears family attacked dr. phil for betraying their family! in case you didn’t know

→ will smith was busy passing out free scientology personality tests! best week ever

→ according to the associated press – britney spears is ‘big news’ webster’s is my bitch

→ these shirts would be perfect for hollywood moms & daughters! i’m bringing blogging back

→ since she found ‘true love’ what’s tiffany ‘ny’ pollard going to do now? celebrity smack

→ corey feldman & corey haim are coming back for another season! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ dallas cowboys may be in luck! jessica simpson won’t attend the game this weekend! gabsmash

→ natalie portman has big fake breasts! egotastic

→ if you check out katie holmes from the side – she’s really super skinny! the skinny website

→ someone thinks they’ll be making bank off joey buttafuoco’s sex tape? (yuck!) the WOW report

→ how much are nude pictures of britney spears going for these days? ninja dude

→ cindy crawford proves that she still has it on italian GQ’s cover! l.a. rag mag

→ if you flipped celebrity eyes & mouths upside down – what would it look like?!? cityrag