What’s up with Brad and Angelina’s twins?

Well, according to the latest issue of Star magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s twins Knox and Vivienne have Down Syndrome, which is quite a ballsy claim on their part. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if Brangelina‘s lawyers file some kind of lawsuit over this story! The cover suggests a nanny is blowing the lid off the truth about the twins, which seems like total bullshit to me. Don’t celeb nannies sign a non-disclosure agreement?! I know we haven’t seen much of the them but that doesn’t necessarily mean they have mental or physical disabilities! This is definitely one of the more vicious stories the magazine has published.

In other stories, we’ve got Lady Gaga hitting rock bottom by using a super old picture of her – LOL! I doubt there’s really any truth to this story as well! (Except maybe the part about graphic nude photos, we all know she likes to wear as little as possible when she can!) Besides, haven’t we all passed out drunk in a basement somewhere? Plus if she was doing coke, girlfriend probably wouldn’t be passed out! Expect to hear a lot more about/from Gaga in the next few weeks, her highly-anticipated new single Born This Way is dropping on February 11th, and her second full-length album is releasing next month!

Is Jennifer Aniston finally going to adopt?!

Well, that’s what the latest issue of Star magazine is suggesting with its brand new cover … this rumor has gone around so many times over the years, I’ll only believe it when I actually see Jen with a baby in her arms! I feel like we’re not going to see her adopting anytime soon, I think she’s perfectly happy with her life (and her bank account) but still remains a constant tabloid target all because Brad Pitt left her years ago for Angelina Jolie. It’s all water under the bridge at this point, the magazines need to just lay off her! What she needs is a hot TV show, maybe she should do a stint on Glee? Or better yet, a scandalous film role she can sink her teeth into, she’s a decent enough actress but seems doomed forever to typecasting!

PS I need to know about Christina in crisis! Will she lose son Max? Oh that Xtina!

UPDATE! From People … She’s been dogged over the years by rumors she’s in the process of adopting a child, and once again Jennifer Aniston wants to set the record straight. “It is completely false,” her rep tells PEOPLE of the new round of reports. “Jennifer is not adopting a baby from Mexico, nor does she have a nursery in her home and she has not hired a nanny. It is all a work of fiction.”

Does Tom Cruise have Katie Holmes sedated?!

Here we go again, more rumors about the (inevitable) split of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes which is being featured on this week’s cover of Star magazine! They’re claiming Tom’s (Stepford) wife is all jacked up on something, hence the reason she can’t run or leave him (but there’s still the matter of that oh so pesky contract). I don’t think she’s addicted to anything yet girlfriend does look a bit rough around the edges sometimes but listening to Tom spout on and on about Xenu is bound to wear anyone down! This coming November they will be celebrating five years of (faux) wedded bliss, will they make it to that anniversary (where wood is the traditional gift, we all know Tom loves wood, HA!) or will Katie finally find the strength to grab Suri and runaway as fast as she can?!

Stop pestering and making lies up about Angelina Jolie!

Oh lordy, here we go again! The latest issue of Star magazine is once again claiming there’s trouble brewing with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (hands down, Brangelina is my fave celebrity couple, my least favorite without a doubt is TomKat, besides LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian but I don’t even consider them celebs, just losers!) This time it’s all about how Angie needs help because she’s ‘wasted’ and should be heading to rehab … including her ‘frightening secret collapse’ and Brad begging her to ‘get help now’ … this is all such complete bullshit, it’s not even funny! I believe this story is all stemming from Dr. Drew Pinsky‘s rude comments about Ms. Jolie he made a few weeks ago, which he later apologized for but of course the gossip rags are going to jump all over it, twisting it into a ‘shocking’ cover story like the one below! Don’t believe the hype for even a second, and ignore the unflattering photo, everyone takes a bad picture now and again, even Angelina!

Jessica Simpson’s new role: homewrecker!

Oh that Jessica Simpson, she just can’t seem to catch a break – especially when it comes to the love department (or even the music department!) Last week’s Star magazine is claiming she somehow broke up her fiancé Eric Johnson‘s marriage (It looks like his ex-wife Keri has something to say) I still don’t even know if these two are actually going to make it to the altar, I have a sinking feeling she’s going to remain single in 2011! Do I feel bad for her? Not really, when I take into consideration that girlfriend somehow managed to make $750 million dollars last year from selling jeans, shoes and handbags! (What is the world coming to?!) I simply can’t imagine anyone buying any of her stuff, but apparently a lot of people are! Will anyone out there reading this admit to contributing to her massive fortune? I promise not to be too mean, I just don’t see her as a style icon, in fact I think she’s just the opposite! Heck, if Jess can have her own line, practically anyone can!

The best and worst winter celeb beach bodies!

To find out which celebs have the best (Kendra Wilkinson) and worst (Julia Roberts) winter beach bodies, pick up the latest issue of Star! They’re taking a break from gossip this week, except for claiming that Sandra Bullock has been secretly dating Ryan Reynolds for months now, which I don’t believe yet they’d actually make a cute real-life couple! Ryan needs a little love & affection, especially if his soon to be ex-wife Scarlett Johansson really did treat him badly – how dare she! He’s the world’s sexiest man alive after all!

Are Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorcing too?!

OMG, Hollywood couples are dropping like flies as of late … Michael C. Hall and Jennifer CarpenterElizabeth Hurley and Arun NayarRyan Reynolds and Scarlett JohanssonDylan Walsh and Joanna Going … and this is just within like the past two days, literally. (Plus Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up after dating for over four years!) Now Star magazine is claiming Tom Cruise and his Stepford wife Katie Holmes could be joining the mix! I’ve been wanting TomKat to head to Splitsville ever since they’ve been together (although I still adore Suri Cruise, she’s so darn adorable!) There was a whole lot of ‘Run Katie, run’ action up on here back in the day! Yet unfortunately, I believe Katie is still under contract, I don’t think Tommy is going to be letting her leave anytime soon! This is most likely an untrue rumor, it looks like another Xmas with Xenu for Katie!

PS Does anyone really care about Teen Mom star Amber Portwood?! Certainly not me!

Stop it, enough with this, it’s over, let’s move on!

Surprise, surprise! Yup, it’s yet another Star magazine cover featuring Jennifer Aniston still pining away for her ex-husband Brad Pitt even though their marriage ended FIVE YEARS AGO! Unfortunately we are going to be subjected to cover stories like this until Ms. Aniston finally lands herself in a stable and happy relationship, but with her love track record, girlfriend isn’t going to be escaping from these type of rumors anytime soon – it’s sad, but true!

Britney Spears’ romance explodes in violence?!

Reports are beginning to surface that Britney Spears was beaten by her former manager and current boyfriend, Jason Trawick. Now, domestic abuse is never something to joke about, and I promise I won’t, but it should probably be stated that the ‘sources’ for this story are Star magazine and one of Britney’s ex-boyfriends, Jason Alexander, whom she was married to for fifty-five hours back in 2004!

Britney Spears made the shocking admission about being beaten up by Jason Trawick to her former husband Jason Alexander during a candid conversation. Representatives for Britney and Trawick denied the story but RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained Star magazine’s audio of Alexander and Britney talking – audio where Britney plainly states that Trawick beat her. LISTEN TO THE AUDIO

Look, if this is actually happening, then Britney needs to dump Jason’s ass ASAP and move on. Yet on the other hand, I would like to remind everyone this is Star magazine. Whether this is me not wanting to believe another story of domestic abuse or just the fact that Star is basically just toilet paper with lies printed on it remains to be seen.

I say leave these two alone!

A few weeks ago Star magazine had Michael Douglas saying his final goodbyes to wife Catherine Zeta-Jones and now they’re claiming he’s prepared to give her one final gift … a new baby (along with a new $5.25 million house in Bedford, NY – that’s true) When someone is trying to recover from cancer (his treatments are over for the time being) I think some of these rags need to step off and just let people have some privacy and time to heal! I definitely love juicy gossip (like ‘Christina’s secret lovers’) as much as the next person but I don’t care for this type of rumor at all! Michael and his family are obviously going through a very rough time, why try to make things more difficult with totally irresponsible headlines like this?

Catherine Zeta-Jones recently spoke about her desire to have more children with hubby Michael Douglas — and now, as the actor bravely battles Stage IV throat cancer, he’s ready to make her baby dreams come true.

In the Nov. 1 issue of Star, we reveal that during an emotional heart-to-heart talk, Michael, who recently completed an eight-week course of chemo and radiation treatments, broke down as he told his wife — with whom he already has two children, Dylan and Carys — “that he wanted her to be able to have another baby with him more than anything,” an insider tells Star. As Catherine clung to her weak husband, “she couldn’t stop sobbing.” SOURCE

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