good evening boys & girls! when deciding on which headline to start off with tonight splashed across the latest issue of national enquirer - at first i thought to go with the celebrity diets which is featured big-time - but then i saw the top right corner about britney spears telling her little sister jamie lynn to give up her baby (...and then jamie broke out into madonna's papa don't preach which quickly became 'britney don't preach' - which actually works in the song if you sing a little bit of it in your head - yet britney is talking adoption - not abortion - it's way too late for that option) i instantly thought to myself i honestly wouldn't put it past brit to say something like this...after losing her legal team AGAIN today - and didn't bother to show up for her court deposition (for the 5th time!) i'm really starting to think - she doesn't even want custody of her two boys sean preston & jayden james! (you know when they grow up it'll be mommie dearest all over again...)
i know that's a totally terrible thing to say but come on - at this point - it's starting to seem that way! she's certainly not playing the part of sally field in not without my daughter (two totally different situations but you guys know what i mean...) i wonder how long her next set of lawyers will stick around? (if she can even find people to take on her case) i'm betting in the end that kevin federline will retain full custody of the boys - something is seriously wrong with her - she doesn't need rehab - she needs intense psychiatric evaluation & help! god forbid anything terrible should happen to her - i can see it now - everybody will be all 'i knew this would happen' - well i hope somebody can her get the help she so obviously needs! (i still can't believe out of all this mess she was able to release a kick-ass album - i cannot stop listening to blackout)
ok enough about britney for a few minutes - we've also got a rumor about kirstie alley being gay (they point out she's been single for ten years now) which wouldn't surprise me at all but don't forget she's all up in the scientology club with people like john travolta & tom cruise - and they're both totally straight right? (of course that was meant with sarcasm...) i completely adore ms. alley - at least they've featured her on the cover for something other than her up and down weight issues! speaking of weights & diets etc. - the main story is focused on the best & worst celebrity diets (who lost & gained the most!) including a bonus look at the tops & bottoms of celebrity bellies! i will say val kilmer needs to get back into shape - from 'batman' to 'fatman' - he used to be so hot - like his 'top gun' days - damn he was fine - not so much anymore! popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
What logic. Single 10 years and you are gay? Wait, I've been single for 12 years... MY reason is that I haven't found someone to put up with that would be worth putting up with that might be interested in putting up with me... What's gay about that? Wait, wait. Enquirer, right? Enough said.
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MICKEY ROURKE IS 'THE WRESTLER' Thursday November 20 2008 @ 8:50PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! oh i love a good comeback and so does hollywood - actor mickey rourke at age 56 might be on the brink of one - his new flick the wrestler (directed by the incredible darren aronofsky) has oscar buzz written all over it - how wild would it
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POP NOSH: GWYNETH PALTROW'S FURRY APOLOGY Thursday November 20 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† she apologized and now peta can scratch gwyneth paltrow off their fur hitlist! a socialite's life † paris hilton & benji madden have split up after 11 months (no big surpise there) celebwarship † oh lordy - what was madonna thinking when she put this outfit on?!? webster's
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS INTO PORNOGRAPHY?!? Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 8:50PM FILED UNDER BRITNEY SPEARS COMMENTS (3) | PERMALINK
good evening! now that i've had a couple of days to listen to britney spears new album circus (which leaked on the internet a few weeks before it's official release on december 2nd) i've decided overall it's quite decent but it does not top her last album blackout which is
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AMY WINEHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A VAMPIRE Wednesday November 19 2008 @ 12:10AM FILED UNDER AMY WINEHOUSE COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
before i go to bed - i had to post this picture of amy winehouse taken tonight in london - she looks like a fucked up vampire (with badly stained teeth) perhaps she's heading to a screening of twilight? (although druggies don't usually go to the movies) i seriously fear
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POP NOSH: JESSICA SIMPSON - ADDICTED TO PLUMP! Tuesday November 18 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† jessica simpson sure does love getting her lips injected with plumping filler! hollywood tuna † who would you rather - michael phelps, jon hamm, leonardo dicaprio, or obama? la rag mag † tom cruise is celebrating keeping wife katie holmes under contract for two whole years! dlisted †
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THE LOOK OF LOVE Monday November 17 2008 @ 7:50PM FILED UNDER ANGELINA JOLIE COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! before i settle into tonight's new episode of gossip girl - i simply couldn't resist posting some pictures of brad pitt and angelina jolie taken tonight in london - outside a private screening of her latest flick changeling (which i still haven't seen - shame on me -
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POP NOSH: MILEY CYRUS IS NOT DEAD Monday November 17 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† someone hacked into miley cyrus' myspace and proclaimed the teen queen dead celebslam † we've got yet another lesbian comedian - wanda sykes came out over the weekend! cele|bitchy † courtney love must be on something - she made sixty posts to her myspace blog! dlisted † nicole
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LET'S JUST DO IT Monday November 17 2008 @ 8:15AM FILED UNDER MONDAY MP3 COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
good morning! oh i still miss lisa 'left eye' lopes so much - the supa fly rap queen of tlc who tragically passed away at the age of 30 in a car accident back in april of 2002 - i'll never forget the day i heard the sad news -
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WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS KLEIN'S HAIR? Sunday November 16 2008 @ 8:35PM FILED UNDER ACTORS COMMENTS (5) | PERMALINK
hmmm...chris klein used to be pretty freakin' hot but this picture taken of him today over in santa monica (at ps arts 'express yourself 2008') tells an entirely different story - his hair looks like its getting ready for comb over mode at age 29! besides those american pie movies
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BEYONCE & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ON SNL! Sunday November 16 2008 @ 12:36AM FILED UNDER BEYONCE + JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE COMMENTS (5) | PERMALINK
oh my goodness! you simply must watch this hilarious skit from tonight's saturday night live where justin timberlake and andy samberg donned black leotards along with high heels & pantyhose to play backup dancers for beyonce's 'single ladies' video - mr. timberlake was so damn cute & sexy shaking his
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NIP/TUCK SEASON 6 TEASER PROMO! Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:48PM FILED UNDER NIP/TUCK COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
good evening everyone! i was so excited the other day to find out two of my favorite shows will be returning to fx at the beginning of next year - nip/tuck is coming back for its 6th season starting tuesday january 6th - the following night damages is back for
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OH MY GOSH - I LOVE GRACE JONES! Friday November 14 2008 @ 8:04AM FILED UNDER PEOPLE COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
good morning y'all & happy friday! so right now i'm on this huge grace jones kick right now (join her on myspace) girlfriend just released her first album in nineteen years called hurricane - i picked up the import version earlier this week (i'm not sure if it will get
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POP NOSH: NEVERLAND RANCH'S NEW SIGN: SOLD! Thursday November 13 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
† memories are all michael jackson has left of neverland ranch! webster's is my bitch † samantha ronson is trying to keep her girlfriend lindsay lohan away from the boys... celebslam † anne hathaway's ex-boyfriend convict raffaello follieri isn't having any fun in prison dlisted † jennifer aniston was
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POP NOSH: BRITNEY SPEARS' NEW CIRCUS PICTURE Wednesday November 12 2008 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
† i love britney too but this new promo pic is airbrushed & retouched to the max a socialite's life † hello creepy - a crazed paula abdul stalker fan was found dead outside paula's house! cele|bitchy † did religious nutjob stephen baldwin really get a 'hannah montana' tattoo?
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BRITNEY TO JAMIE LYNN: GIVE UP YOUR BABY!