pop nosh: britney is trying to turn the tides…

→ brit wants to test her kids to see if they’ve picked up secondhand marijuana smoke! yeeeah

→ sounds like jamie lynn spears might be a single mom like her big sister… dlisted

→ is casey aldrige going to be in trouble for knocking up jamie lynn? a socialite’s life

→ angelina jolie was disturbed by all the focus on her weight loss… i’m not obsessed

→ time for jessica simpson to lighten up and learn how to take a joke! popsugar

→ tony parker is suing paparazzi agency x17 for twenty million bucks! in case you didn’t know

→ a new reality show is coming – my big redneck wedding – i can’t wait! webster’s is my bitch

→ christina aguilera is too posh to push her baby out naturally… holy candy

→ would any guys really want to see jennifer love hewitt naked anyways? derek hail

→ for a mere $175,000 you can talk to sharon stone for thirty minutes! celebslam

→ denzel washington is donating money to get the debate team on its feet! pop on the pop

→ who was nominated for a screen actors guild award? seriously? omg! wtf?

→ this week’s gossip rag covers in one convenient place! celebrity smack

→ ashley tisdale is rocking her new nose for the holiday season drunken stepfather

→ tom cruise & nicole kidman’s kids call katie holmes mom?!? celebrity nation

→ marisa tomei nude videos from ‘before the devil knows you’re dead’ egotastic

→ finally someone who is not pregnant – fantasia barrino! bricks & stones

→ yikes – celine dion is looking a little skeletal these days! the skinny website

→ can kate moss stop pete doherty from releasing their sextape? the wow report

→ katie, tom, and little suri cruise want to wish you happy holidays! pretty on the outside

→ details on the movie ‘the poughkeepsie tapes’ – i’m so going to see it! gabsmash

→ ashlee simpson’s new video debut was eclipsed by jamie lynn’s baby bombshell! evil beet