good evening! so i'm sure some of you have heard of this movie coming out next month (january 18th in new york & los angeles) called teeth which is a horror flick about a girl (played by jess weixler) who has a killer vagina - no joke! (if asshole riley giles keeps selling out his ladies like he did withlindsay lohan - he should start to watch out for vagina teeth!) the film is based on the myth of the mysterious vagina dentata which is a cautionary tale warning of the dangers of having sex with strange women...you must watch the trailer below which my pal joey clued me into today - it looks really creepy plus the tagline every rose has its thorns is great! (plus it stars cutie john hensley who plays 'matt' on my beloved nip/tuck which has been a bit over the top this 5th season but i still love it!)
tomorrow night (friday) i'm going to hopefully catch sweeney todd which i've been dying to see! my new year's resolution is to go see more movies - i end up here behind the computer or watching TV - i used to go to the movies 2-3 times a week when i was living in NYC! plus i'll be able to post more about movies here on popbytes - i didn't see a lot of movies in 2007 but there is one movie that came out this year that is now my third favorite flick of all-time (first is annie hall, second is pee-wee's big adventure) which i'll be posting about in the next few days! (i'm sure some of you can take a wild guess...) popbytes over & out for tonight...xxoo!
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth...
HOT LINKS! † rihanna is on the prowl for a well endowed guy! cele|bitchy † suri cruise and her bear play a little cautionary limbo popsugar † michael jackson's face appeared in an ultrasound? gawker † what does pamela anderson look like without make-up? celebslam † oh how gross ... amy winehouse's breast implants were leaking! dlisted †have you seen carmen electra's sex tape yet?egotastic
HEIDI KLUM HITS THE RUNWAY Friday November 20 2009 @ 7:44AM FILED UNDER MODELS ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good morning and happy friday! you'd certainly never guess that just five and a half weeks ago supermodel heidi klum (age 36) gave birth to her fourth child (a girl named lou samuel) she hit the runway last night in nyc at the annual victoria's secret fashion show (which will
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AN UPDATE ON BRAD PITT'S BEARD ... Thursday November 19 2009 @ 8:05PM FILED UNDER ACTORS ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
sadly the beard hasn't gone away - although i seriously wish it would! brad pitt is still rocking that nasty beard (he just arrived in nice, france) which is also going gray - it's starting to remind me of grizzly adams! i don't mind a little facial hair (in fact
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I'M OFF TO SEE RÖYKSOPP! Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 8:15PM FILED UNDER CONCERTS ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
good evening! i'm super excited to head downtown tonight to see norwegian electronic / chillout duo röyksopp (comprised of cuties torbjørn brundtland / svein berge) play at club nokia - it's the first night of their mini us tour (they're also playing in san francisco and new york) i've been
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BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WITH TOM CRUISE Wednesday November 18 2009 @ 7:41AM FILED UNDER STAR MAGAZINE ADD COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
good morning! so that's where katie holmes might take us because according to the latest cover of star magazine - ms. holmes turned down the deal supposedly offered to her by hubby tom cruise (you know the rumored deal to stay married which the magazine featured three weeks ago) although
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NINE / KATE HUDSON / CINEMA ITALIANO Tuesday November 17 2009 @ 7:02PM FILED UNDER TRAILERS ADD COMMENTS (3) | PERMALINK
hey y'all! normally i don't like to post more than one trailer per movie but i'm making a special exception for the upcoming stage to screen adaptation of the musical nine which i'm so super excited over - i seriously cannot wait to see it next month! (opening in ny/la
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GUESS WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? Monday November 16 2009 @ 8:22PM FILED UNDER RANDOM ADD COMMENTS (1) | PERMALINK
hey hey! so this crazy looking scantily-clad character (who does have a certain sex appeal about him!) was spotted walking around downtown los angeles earlier today ... can you figure out why he's dressed like that? find out what he's actually up to after the jump ... go!
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LADY GAGA IS A MONSTER Monday November 16 2009 @ 7:26AM FILED UNDER LADY GAGA + MONDAY MP3 ADD COMMENTS (3) | PERMALINK
good morning! as expected the four remaining tracks from lady gaga's upcoming release the fame: monster (out next week) leaked over the weekend (you can easily find the tracks on the web) and i must say girlfriend has eight very strong tracks on her hand - right now i'm all
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DOLLY PARTON - HERE SHE COMES AGAIN Saturday November 14 2009 @ 3:53PM FILED UNDER MUSIC VIDEO ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey hey! there's nobody out there that can compare to country legend dolly parton - she's seriously the best! now she's got a new dvd/cd out released this past week called dolly parton: live from london which would make the perfect gift this holiday season for any fan of ms.
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IS JON GOSSELIN GETTING PAID TO SMOKE? Thursday November 12 2009 @ 9:29PM FILED UNDER PEOPLE ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
hey everyone! i really can't stand anything gosselin related but as i sift through paparazzi pictures on a daily basis looking for content to write about here on popbytes - i started to notice loser jon gosselin is practically always smoking in pictures - more than anyone else (see examples
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POP NOSH: DOUBLE GROSS Thursday November 12 2009 @ 12:55PM FILED UNDER POP NOSH ADD COMMENTS (0) | PERMALINK
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BEWARE OF HER LADY 'TEETH'!