\n→ so i guess justin timberlake wasn't britney's first... jezebel
\n→ let's all hope mary-kate olsen's kidney gets better! popsugar
\n→ should dane cook be up for 'douchenozzle' of the year? webster's is my bitch
\n→ now that mr. whipple is gone - i guess it's ok to squeeze the charmin? holy candy
\n→ the inquest into anna nicole's son's death started this week... a socialite's life
\n→ even if i was homeless i wouldn't want michael lohan to serve me! evil beet
\n→ ashlee simpson sometimes has a bad craving for nicotine (like smokers do!) i'm not obsessed
\n→ everybody is stunned by the bachelor's decision last night... in case you didn't know
\n→ red hot chili peppers have no love for showtime's 'californication' dlisted
\n→ will angelina jolie be spending thanksgiving w/ brad's family? hollyscoop
\n→ madonna needs to teach her daughter about eyebrow grooming... yeeeah\n

\n→ see lily allen sober at 8pm - and piss drunk by 2am... seriously? omg! wtf?
\n→ michael vick started serving his jailtime for illegal dog fighting celebrity smack
\n→ what happened on last night's episode of 'the hills'? i'm bringing blogging back
\n→ pink gets around on a motorcycle sporting a striped bikini! drunken stepfather
\n→ johnny depp's new flick is now delayed because of the writers' strike celebrity nation
\n→ vanessa minnillo bikini pictures make me thankful egotastic
\n→ heather mills wants everyone to use alternative milk - like that of a rat! gabsmash
\n→ oh lordy - do we really need a musical about david gest?!? the wow report
\n→ check out a few pictures from inside nicole richie's baby shower... bricks & stones
\n→ beyonce's ass made an appearance on the red carpet! derek hail
\n→ is nicole kidman getting too skinny? the skinny website\n