ms: you're only the second sexiest man in america. how does it feel?
\npd: i've been second for three years in a row, so at least i'm consistent.
\nms: what did you do you wrong?
\npd: i don't know. i need to work out more.
\nms: well, matt damon's (sexiest man in america) not so buff.\n

\nms: anything you can tell us about what coming up for 'grey's anatomy'?
\npd: there's a nurse now that's come into the picture and i think that relationship will develop.
\nms: [to the audience] too bad ladies - he's going to be taken soon!\n

\nms: is it true that your wife cuts your hair?
\npd: she does. we met in a salon - she's a make-up artist. if i get my haircut by anyone else, she's knows immediately.

ms: it's a big break to get on saturday night live. isn't it?
\nas: yeah, it's not bad.
\nms: i had to go to jail to get an invitation!\n

\nms: are you making the stuffing this year? which would you hate more, wet or dry [stuffing]?
\nas: oh man, that's a loaded question. i think that too dry is worse than too wet just as a rule, right?\n

\nas: what is cheese cloth?
\nms: oh, no. you need some cooking lessons!
\nas: i've never baked a pie before. do you need me to make mac & cheese?\n

\nms: so what about \"'little richard' in a box\"? what kind of song is that? what were you making fun of?
\nas: we weren't so much making fun of as we were paying homage to early 90s r&b. justin timberlake hosted and obviously he's got the pipes.
\nms: oh, he does! and you won an emmy.
\nas: i did. now i only need like 15 or 16 more to tie you.

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