→ paris hilton and her swedish pizza boy alex are no longer an item! hollyscoop
→ lindsay lohan sure does love to steal guys away from their girlfriends... dlisted
→ oh yuck - britney spears has gonorrhea in her eye?!? yeeeah
→ katie holmes has escaped to new york city! a socialite's life
→ donald trump talks out his ass about beauty - ugh! holy candy
→ angelina jolie and her dad jon voight still aren't talking evil beet
→ nicole kidman won't let her kids get any tattoos i'm not obsessed
→ little suri cruise is featured on the cover of US weekly bricks & stones
→ vanessa hudgens won't be returning for 'high school musical 3' derek hail
→ spencer pratt & heidi montag stuffed their dumb faces with tacos... celebslam

→ i hope you're all watching 'pushing daisies' - it's the best new show! in case you didn't know
→ get a look at the woman behind those harriet carter products... i'm bringing blogging back
→ gordon ramsey's 'kitchen nightmares' got picked up for more episodes! seriously? omg! wtf?
→ what the hell is bai ling wearing? oh she's a mess drunken stepfather
→ now that lindsay is out of rehab she's getting her countersue on... celebrity nation
→ mischa barton's lesbian russian pop star movie isn't going to be good egotastic
→ a look at the scary evolution of carrot top... celebrity smack
→ janet jackson is going to write a book about her weight struggles! the skinny website
→ sienna miller is looking kina worn out & tired these days... the wow report
→ tila tequila ia kind of like an ant! hurty elbow