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Wednesday October 3 2007 @ 10:51PM
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good evening! i just walked back in the door from the airport to plenty of love from all my doggies - i'm way tired and i don't know how i'll handle work tomorrow - thank heavens the weekend isn't too far off! before i head off to bed i had to post the latest cover of national enquirer which is back on angelina jolie again...this time they've got her all boozed up and 'collapsing' into brad pitt's arms - who is starting to get fed up with ms. jolie and has begged her to seek help - you guys know i'm a big fan of brangelina so i'm not buying into this drama at all - maybe she did have one drink too many and took a stumble but who hasn't?!? (plus high heels can be a bitch - not that i know personally - i'd totally kill myself wearing heels!) you have to get a laugh over the picture being featured on the cover - not her best shot but angie always looks great!

my favorite part of the cover of course involves the supposed demi moore & ashton kutcher nude photo scandal! gosh - if those pics actually exist - i so need to see them - they're both hot but mr. kutcher is super fine - omg - i'd love to see him naked! up on the top there's more drama for nicole richie - they've got her pegged back in rehab but all the recent pics i've seen of her - she seems fine - and has a bit of that pregnancy glow going on! i'm sure she'll be a great mom - certainly better than britney spears - i still can't get over that whole mess - she's just not acting right - you'd think she would've showed up to court today but nope - she was out & about doing important things like getting gas in the valley and smiling for the paparazzi! (oh yeah and let's not forget starbucks - now that's really important!)

we've also got a story of star jones - whose husband al reynolds still seems to be gay...and there's rumors of new evidence that could finally put oj simpson behind bars - where he should have been put a long time ago - he makes me freakin' sick - ugh! i'm so ready to lay down soon (and slightly delerious from a very long day) i'll check you all tomorrow - xxoo!

PS wow! some lady won $60 million dollars with enquirer's lucky blue dot! see reading tabloids can pay off sometimes - i need to find out what that lucky blue dot is all about...

A BOOZING ANGELINA JOLIE COLLAPSED?!?

The NE is beyond trash. The inset is from Toronto when the fans got overzealous and the barriers nearly collapsed on her and the body guards saved her life. The other is just when she was leaning into him being cute. This nonesense needs to stop as it is past being funny, it is just dumb.

» this comment was posted by jamie on october 4, 2007 5:47 am «

leaning into him being cute?

and he's leaning AWAY from her because...?

» this comment was posted by sweetjaysus on october 4, 2007 7:04 am «

YES!! Jamie is right!! because that pic that the National Enquire is using is when Angelina was almost crush by fans in the Toronto Film Festival!! So this tabloid doing this FAKE story of Angelina shows how DECEIVING this trashy tabloid really is!!

» this comment was posted by sidney on october 4, 2007 7:10 am «

Not sure about the barrier one, she appears to be falling towards the barrier rather than the barrier falling towards her? The pic with Brad is a classic! She looks like she is goofing around or just caught at a bad moment :)

» this comment was posted by Peaches on october 4, 2007 8:29 am «

HA! The British cover of this trash bag mag is about how Ben Affleck is cheating on Jen Garner with Jen Aniston, using the photo of them kissing from that "he's not into you" movie, with a quote about him wrecking his life again!!!! Its digusting, vile lies and shouldnt be wasting the paper its printed on!!!!

» this comment was posted by Rebecca on october 4, 2007 12:44 pm «

Um, the photographer caught her while she was blinking (haven't we all had pictures taken of us when we were blinking), and that's supposedly a drunk picture? How stupid do you have to be to think that?

» this comment was posted by Er on october 4, 2007 12:49 pm «

i think from the high hêels and the crowd make her fêel un-balancêd

» this comment was posted by JEN on october 5, 2007 12:11 pm «

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TOM FORD'S 'A SINGLE MAN' TRAILER & POSTER
Friday November 6 2009 @ 8:09PM
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good evening! i finally got around to watching the trailer for sexy fashion maven tom ford's directorial debut a single man which garnered rave reviews at the venice film festival back in september - it stars colin firth alongside one of my favorite actresses julianne moore (her performances in both
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POP NOSH: YOU DON'T GO TO HEAR HER SING ...
Friday November 6 2009 @ 12:55PM
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THE TING TINGS' LOS ANGELES PAINT PARTY - VIDEO!
Friday November 6 2009 @ 8:06AM
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good morning - and happy friday! so remember back in september i went to a paint party here in los angeles - sponsored by adidas - and the ting tings played? (this is what i looked like when i got home) well here's a brand new video featuring the party
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WHO WANTS TO SMELL LIKE PAMELA ANDERSON?
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 9:30PM
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oh my gosh - this is the last thing we need ... yet another celebrity fragrance - and from pamela anderson of all people! i had zero clue she was working on a scent of her own - i imagine her new scent malibu contains notes of booze, panties, &
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SARAH JESSICA PARKER DOES ELLE MAGAZINE
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 7:04PM
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good evening! the lovely & adorably quirky sarah jessica parker is the latest elle covergirl for their december issue! i totally can't wait for the second sex and the city movie which is due out sometime next year - i just hope i like it as much as the first
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POP NOSH: THE END OF 'OPRAH' AS WE KNOW HER?
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» oprah winfrey might move her talk show to her cable network own! deadline « » mariah carey told larry king she was emotionally abused popeater « » 'no doubt' files lawsuit against activision over band hero a socialite's life « » rihanna: i shouldn't have gone back to
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STANKY WHIP - MASHUP!
Thursday November 5 2009 @ 8:06AM
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† from dj paul v.last night, i got to see one of my new wave hero bands - devo - play their seminal 1980 freedom of choice album, live in its entirety. and they were beyond fun and amazing. before they came on, they played three of their ground-breaking
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NATALIE PORTMAN ROCKS V MAGAZINE!
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 7:03PM
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good evening! i freakin' love actress natalie portman and she's looking totally stunning on the new cover of v magazine (#62) even though she started starring in films at the tender age of 12 (the professional) she's managed to keep herself glued together - this is one talented & gorgeous
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POP NOSH: THE URINATION EXPLANATION?
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» hmmm ... did michael jackson like to pee in front of an audience? tmz « » cutie josh duhamel has denied having an affair with a stripper! popeater « » kate winslet doesn't lie about her diet and exercise regime popsquire « » yikes! the cast of 'melrose
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TWISTED LIES! DRUGS! OTHER LOVERS!
Wednesday November 4 2009 @ 8:14AM
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good morning! the latest cover of star magazine is featuring details on the new book brangelina exposed written by ian halperin which is due out december 1st (just in time for the holidays - the perfect gossip stocking stuffer!) i'm sure brad pitt and angelina jolie aren't thrilled over the
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I'M OFF TO SEE LIGHTS
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 8:22PM
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hey hey! although i'd love to stay home tonight and watch the series premiere of v (which i'll tivo) i have to make my way down to the troubadour over in west hollywood to catch 22-year-old canadian pop sensation lights in concert (girlfriend's real name is valerie poxleitner) her debut
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POP NOSH: THE BEST TATTOO EVER!
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» someone is permanently thanking bea arthur for being a friend! urlesque « » rihanna 'woke up as britney spears' after chris brown attack! popeater « » exclusive clips from shauna sands' sex tape (site nsfw) drunken stepfather « » serial dater kate hudson is convinced she has men
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SOMEONE TELL LADY GAGA HALLOWEEN IS OVER
Tuesday November 3 2009 @ 7:34AM
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good morning! oh it seems like everyday is halloween for lady gaga ... she showed up to 13th annual ace (accessories council excellence) awards last night in nyc with yet another totally bizarre zombie-like outfit - what kind of fuckery is this? what's up with the white powder all over
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ANTONIO BANDERAS GETS HIS STIFF ON
Monday November 2 2009 @ 8:48PM
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here's a brand new wax figure of spanish stud antonio banderas (age 49) which was unveiled recently over in madrid, spain! now as far as wax figures go - this is definitely one of the better ones i've seen! (i still say the title for the worst wax figures ever
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COME GET YOUR HOT MORMON MUFFINS!
Monday November 2 2009 @ 6:43PM
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good evening - we made it through monday! i always thought mormons were all buttoned up & straight-laced but these ladies are definitely not your mom's mormons ... a group of mormon moms are being featured in a new 2010 controversial calendar from mormons exposed called hot mormon muffins: a
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POP NOSH: HEIDI KLUM IS THE CROW
Monday November 2 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» heidi klum definitely had one of the best halloween costumes! holy moly « » supposedly adam lambert and boyfriend drake labry split up bitten & bound « » mariah carey's angel costume was a bit on the tight side yeeeah! « » brad & angelina took the kids
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JULIETTE LEWIS' ROCKS IT AT THE 'FANTASY BAR'
Monday November 2 2009 @ 7:42AM
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good morning! a few weeks ago i had the pleasure of seeing juliette lewis in concert down at the el rey (check out my videos over on vimeo) it was my second time seeing her up on stage rocking out (the first time was at the roxy) and as expected
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EMPIRE STATE OF MIND - JAY-Z & ALICIA KEYS - VIDEO
Sunday November 1 2009 @ 12:30PM
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good afternoon! did everyone have a fun and safe halloween? i went to this crazy party downtown - and i got some amazing pictures and video from the photo pit of major lazer and basement jaxx (i'll be posting them soon!) anyways i've got a bunch of running around to
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Saturday October 31 2009 @ 2:00PM
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ANDY WARHOL JUST ROLLED OVER ...
Saturday October 31 2009 @ 1:32PM
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hey kids - happy halloween! oh i had to laugh out loud when i saw these pictures of wacky d-list actress bai ling out and about last night in nyc - supposedly dressed as famed pop art figure andy warhol - i don't really see any resemblance at all -
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ADAM LAMBERT - FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:42PM
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hey everyone! i'm running out the door right now to see michael jackson's this is it over at the arclight's cinerama dome - of course i'm beyond excited ... i've heard nothing but great things! anyways below you can listen to the new adam lambert single for your entertainment which
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POP NOSH: WHERE DO YOU PLACE DRUGS & BOOZE?
Friday October 30 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» lily allen claims drugs and booze are the best things in life! holy moly « » a fun collection of the most sex-in-your-face pop songs! popeater « » lindsay lohan might be doing it with model petey wright! the superficial « » breaking news about lovers kate hudson
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BRITNEY SPEARS - 3 - THE VIDEO!
Friday October 30 2009 @ 7:00AM
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good morning and happy friday! here's the brand new britney spears music video for her hit single 3 which was just released via her twitter account! she looks amazing in the video plus the song is super hot - good stuff all around the table - you go britney! popbytes
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S CUTE: MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:46PM
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good evening! oh i guess fall is really here ... cutie matthew mcconaughey was out jogging in nyc with his shirt on (boo hoo!) and this coming sunday we'll be turning our clocks back an hour - although i'm totally up for an extra hour of sleep - i hate
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POP NOSH: OH GOSH - JUST SHOW IT ALREADY!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» your daily update on levi johnston's penis going public! popsquire « » chaz bono is excited over having to shave his face towleroad « » cutie jake gyllenhaal stopped by sesame street to see elmo! popwrap « » oh no! a cat will die if miley cyrus doesn't
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HALLOWEEN CLASSICS MEGAMIX!
Thursday October 29 2009 @ 7:42AM
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† from dj paul v.a couple years ago, when i was making my smash-o-ween mixes, i got an email from a guy named steve heffner, saying - 'i made a halloween megamix. hope ya like it'. not only did i like it, i was totally floored by how amazing
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GOSH THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE POO LOG!
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 8:28PM
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good evening! so you know those commercials for the iphone where apple says there's an app for just about everything? well that's a totally true statement ... introducing an app called poo log from the authors of what's your poo telling you? - now you can truly keep track of
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KATIE HOLMES' THREE-YEAR DEAL IS OVER!
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 1:19PM
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hey kids! it sounds like it could be time for katie holmes to finally be set free from the clutches of creepy tom cruise (and xenu - who's been having an awful week ... many thanks go out to director paul haggis!) the cover of the new star magazine claims
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POP NOSH: NO NEED TO CONVINCE ME - I'M SEEING IT
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 12:55PM
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» five reasons you should go see michael jackson's 'this is it' popeater « » oh no ... cutie taylor lautner wants to keep his shirt on! ethan says « » would you show off your wang for $35,000? (oh definitely!) dlisted « » feel like punching one of
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GOOD MORNING STARSHINE
Wednesday October 28 2009 @ 7:56AM
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hey hey! oh i know i just did a post about pamela anderson yesterday morning but girlfriend seems to be on a roll (or shall we just call it a bender?) she was spotted wearing a super short (shocking, right?) pink dress in london last night leaving the 'whisky misty'
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