pop nosh: not my maya rudolph!

→ i’m so bummed that maya rudolph will not be returning to SNL :( jossip

{UPDATE ms. rudolph has decided to return to ‘saturday night live’ after all!!!}


→ on sale now: firecrotch repellent! holy candy

→ keifer sutherland nabs himself a second DUI charge evil beet

→ hot irish actors are trying to save tara! (not that tara…) a socialite’s life

→ run david beckham – run! popsugar

→ what the fuck did britney spears do to her hair?!? i’m not obsessed

→ tom cruise wants to build an underground bunker for $10 million! in case you didn’t know

→ courtney love looks great but damn she’s so freakin’ thin! seriously? omg! wtf?

→ an anorexic woman is plastered all over italian billboards… cele|bitchy

→ woo hoo! rich’s awesome ANTM recaps are finally back!!! fourfour

→ what happened on ‘the hills’ last night? i’m bringing blogging back

→ mel b was ‘fiesty’ on ‘dancing w/ the stars’ & i love her sexy partner maksim! bitten & bound

→ yup – lindsay lohan is still in rehab… drunken stepfather

→ will jessica biel land the much coveted role of wonder woman?!? celebrity nation

→ sienna miller – nude no more? egotastic

→ mariah carey’s breasts need their very own assistant! celebrity smack

→ gwen stefani has been on a diet since the 6th grade! hollyscoop

→ is kate bosworth heading to thin-ville again? the skinny website

→ rihanna gets her dominatrix outfit on! derek hail

→ paris hilton has a new swedish boyfriend – who is hot! bricks & stones